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Sorry, I just had to ask. The only rules for this thread are no profanity, and more importantly...NO FLAMING!!!!

Sorry, I just had to ask. The only rules for this thread are no profanity, and more importantly...NO FLAMING!!!!
Poll coming?

Saddam is pretty trixxy at the Paper, Scissors, Rock

Saddam can just hire any old buff body double...

Neither would win...however, Saddam = more paranoid = bigger security force...so if it was SS vs Saddam's private Army, Saddam wins...

I don't mean armies, or body doubles, or anything. I just mean Saddam and Dubya, face-to-face in the ring, with nothing but boxing gloves.

Saddam would crush Bush the pantywaist--he can take Bush and CHeney at the same time except Cheney would die of a heart attack just as the match began

Saddam would crush Bush the pantywaist--he can take Bush and CHeney at the same time except Cheney would die of a heart attack just as the match began

Lol, probably!

I don't mean armies, or body doubles, or anything. I just mean Saddam and Dubya, face-to-face in the ring, with nothing but boxing gloves.
wearing nothing BUT boxing gloves...?

....kinky....

If Sadaam can get his ex-boyfriend involved; he will win hands down! :p

Hmm, I wonder who weighs more. I'd have to know. I think they're fairly even. Saddam's got a pot belly, or seemed to in some of his pictures.

All politics should be decided by personal combat!

If Sadaam can get his ex-boyfriend involved; he will win hands down! :p
heheh

XD

wearing nothing BUT boxing gloves...?

....kinky....

I didn't mean it like THAT, lol!

Hmm, I wonder who weighs more. I'd have to know. I think they're fairly even. Saddam's got a pot belly, or seemed to in some of his pictures.

All politics should be decided by personal combat!

Too bad jousting went out of style! ;)

Saddam.

Have you seen his abs!?

Too bad jousting went out of style! ;)

Meh we just need to modernize. Like the show, "American Gladiators," except with politicians. And blood.

Some of you all may not like Bush, it's the popular way to be these days, but did you know he's played sports all his life, real life wrestles lil doggies (cattle wrestling and branding) on his ranch, has a standing heart beat of 44 pulses per minute -- that of a marathon runner, has a remarkable 14.5 percent body fat, slightly less than many elite runners, is in superb physical shape, and probably the most physically fit president in recent memory? Bush runs six days a week and when he doesn't, he uses an elliptical trainer, lifts weights daily and does dynamic stretches before weight training. A treadmill is always in his room when he travels, and he has one on Air Force One, which he used for 90 minutes on a flight to Europe in May. And, yes, the President has run marathon races.

He'd kick the living crap out of that fat pig Saddam ... damn straight! Anyone else who says he wouldn't doesn't know jack s***, or is just trying be in with the in crowd... grow a set!

Some of you all may not like Bush, it's the popular way to be these days, but did you know he's played sports all his life, real life wrestles lil doggies (cattle wrestling and branding) on his ranch, has a standing heart beat of 44 pulses per minute -- that of a marathon runner, has a remarkable 14.5 percent body fat, slightly less than many elite runners, is in superb physical shape, and probably the most physically fit president in recent memory? Bush runs six days a week and when he doesn't, he uses an elliptical trainer, lifts weights daily and does dynamic stretches before weight training. A treadmill is always in his room when he travels, and he has one on Air Force One, which he used for 90 minutes on a flight to Europe in May. And, yes, the President has run marathon races.

He'd kick the living crap out of that fat pig Saddam ... damn straight! Anyone else who says he wouldn't doesn't know jack s***, or is just trying be in with the in crowd... grow a set!
THAT DUDE HAS A SET OF TITTIES! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!


okay, seriously (sorry)......wtf do we know about Bush and Saddam's current physical state? I mean....

if we can get someone to sleep with BOTH of em...hmm

Hmm, I wonder who weighs more. I'd have to know. I think they're fairly even. Saddam's got a pot belly, or seemed to in some of his pictures.

All politics should be decided by personal combat!

Well I heard Saddam has been working out while in custody.. I think Dubya might be in trouble..

Well I heard Saddam has been working out while in custody.. I think Dubya might be in trouble..

Custody makes it sound like the guy is actually having a fair trial.

Hmm, I wonder who weighs more. I'd have to know. I think they're fairly even. Saddam's got a pot belly, or seemed to in some of his pictures.

All politics should be decided by personal combat!
Saddam is a bloated killer/thug--Bush is a pampered frat boy. I lay my bet Bush would be Saddams jobber

My money's on Dubya. Tony Blair would run in and KO Saddam with a chair while the "special guest referee" Kofi Annan complains but doesnt actually DO anything about it.

Some of you all may not like Bush, it's the popular way to be these days, but did you know he's played sports all his life, real life wrestles lil doggies (cattle wrestling and branding) on his ranch, has a standing heart beat of 44 pulses per minute -- that of a marathon runner, has a remarkable 14.5 percent body fat, slightly less than many elite runners, is in superb physical shape, and probably the most physically fit president in recent memory? Bush runs six days a week and when he doesn't, he uses an elliptical trainer, lifts weights daily and does dynamic stretches before weight training. A treadmill is always in his room when he travels, and he has one on Air Force One, which he used for 90 minutes on a flight to Europe in May. And, yes, the President has run marathon races.

He'd kick the living crap out of that fat pig Saddam ... damn straight! Anyone else who says he wouldn't doesn't know jack s***, or is just trying be in with the in crowd... grow a set!yeah but when you punch a fatty their fat absorbs the blow

My money's on Dubya. Tony Blair would run in and KO Saddam with a chair while the "special guest referee" Kofi Annan complains but doesnt actually DO anything about it.

Ahh, another Englishman who disgraces our country by being Anti-European.

All politics should be decided by personal combat!

Go watch Hot Shots Part Deux :)

Bush the Elder vs. Saddam :p

Go watch Hot Shots Part Deux :)

Bush the Elder vs. Saddam :p
are u from 00000 land of nod?

No, I'm from the CnC Universe region. I founded it when I came here :)

No, I'm from the CnC Universe region. I founded it when I came here :)
invader or defender

Neither, more like Untouchable :)

I'm the founder, so I can kick out everyone trying to invade. The Delegate has no power whatsoever :cool:

Sadam would win. Bush has never had a fight in his life.

Neither, more like Untouchable :)

I'm the founder, so I can kick out everyone trying to invade. The Delegate has no power whatsoever :cool:
sounds cool

what about a match between Babs Bush and Janet Reno?

Meh...Idi Amin would kick both of their asses! :)

i think suddam would win.