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Another reason to join the army...

1248B
23-07-2004, 21:43
For those wondering what happens with the taxpayer's money. :D

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2979863a4560,00.html

Bigger breasts offered as perk to US soldiers
22 July 2004

NEW YORK: The US army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be", but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.


The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the US military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free – something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.

Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on".
Colodia
23-07-2004, 21:45
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your tax dollars at work

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XD
Berkylvania
23-07-2004, 21:46
And yet, soldiers can't get the military to spring for lasik.
Sumamba Buwhan
23-07-2004, 22:03
You guys dont understand... we need hot supermodel soldiers to distract the enemy.
Colodia
23-07-2004, 22:04
You guys dont understand... we need hot supermodel soldiers to distract the enemy.
yes....the Terrorists HATE to see nude unprotected women!

Hurry women of America! Strip off your clothes and go to Afghanistan!