New Spartacus
23-07-2004, 15:23
here is one i heard-
a blond girl suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her so she decides to go out and buy a gun, when she gets home sure enough there is her boyfriend in the arms of another women. she starts to dig through her purse but when she pulls out the gun she is overcome by grief and pionts the gun at herself. her boyfriend yells out no don't do it, then she says, shut up stupid your next
post some jokes you know
Suicidal Librarians
23-07-2004, 15:46
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Kind of stupid, but still funny. The only jokes I can remember are dumb blonde jokes.
A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
"I had sex with another woman last night", he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time."
"You miss me that much?" she asks.
"No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast."
:)
Glaive le Gable
23-07-2004, 16:53
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw 'em.