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the only reason porn exists is so dudes can wack-off and that is some sick shit. instead of wasting time holding themselves everyone should just go out and have sex. its so much better

Is that an offer sweetcheeks? ;) j/k

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EXACTLY

guys get touched buy docs since the time they are born, girls dont till ther're 18. oh well, tap your knee, drop your pants, get touched, thats life in a nutshell.

You don't wanna know what doctors do to you after you hit 40.

the only reason porn exists is so dudes can wack-off and that is some sick shit. instead of wasting time holding themselves everyone should just go out and have sex. its so much better

... So you never watched it with anyone else as a social group thing ;)

the only reason porn exists is so dudes can wack-offThis is true. What's wrong with that? Masturbation is a natural thing, in fact some studies have shown that regular masturbation can help reduce the risk of prostate cancer (something I'm sure New Fuglies will be glad to hear). If you're a guy, you're clearly crazy to say that masturbation isn't a good thing, and if you're a girl it's pretty short sighted of you to denounce it, as you're not exactly experienced in male masturbation.

Just my two pence (I'm english)

So we're in agreement that New Dragoon is 13 and a virgin then?

So we're in agreement that New Dragoon is 13 and a virgin then?

I believe that's the final verdict.

when you get into a relation ship where you and your partner actually have sex masturbation becomes childish behavior and you grow out of it. some of you seriously need a girlfriend

This is true. What's wrong with that? Masturbation is a natural thing, in fact some studies have shown that regular masturbation can help reduce the risk of prostate cancer (something I'm sure New Fuglies will be glad to hear). If you're a guy, you're clearly crazy to say that masturbation isn't a good thing, and if you're a girl it's pretty short sighted of you to denounce it, as you're not exactly experienced in male masturbation.
To drag this thread even further into the gutter, pretty much every women I know would argue fully in favour of masturbation being a good thing.

So we're in agreement that New Dragoon is 13 and a virgin then?

a 13 yr old against mastrubation????? i remember 13 i also remember my german treacher when i was 13 :) a memory i still sometimes bring out of storage to this day, anyway my point, if hes 13 then he'll be doin it near daily (hell im 20 and last time i was single i was doin it daily) and if hes a virgin then he wont know better and will be doin it erm daily (hell for that matter im not a virgin and well point made).

in conclusion male mastrubation is fun it is infact some of the best fun u can have alone, porn is useful as sometimes memories and imagination arent enough, so if u ever dis porn again i will come and find u and i will kill u, u got that.

You don't wanna know what doctors do to you after you hit 40.
Aw jeez, don't remind me, I keep trying to loose those reminders that I'm due for an appointment.

why would you ever stop mastrubating? Theres not enough sex in the world for anyone to stop


shut the hell up to the guy who said it was childish, also most girls lie about mastrubating for some reason...but everyone does i am very positive that nearly everyone has tried something with themselves for some reason or another

Al is right and girls most likely do it more since they have the ability to do so, compared to us and our miserable short resting period, well unless your really young...and by 13, in these day and ages, its the usual time now to have sex for the first time, it just keeps going younger and younger...thats why we should encourage mastrubation in the younger ages! or whatever, actually i dont know what im talking about anymore...damn you guys

when you get into a relation ship where you and your partner actually have sex masturbation becomes childish behavior and you grow out of it. some of you seriously need a girlfriend

Marriage doesn't seem to stop many men from 'getting in touch with their inner child.'

when you get into a relation ship where you and your partner actually have sex masturbation becomes childish behavior and you grow out of it. some of you seriously need a girlfriend

ur either nopt a man or a poor excuse for one! im happy with my body and i like to show it some love sometimes, more to the point if u dont mastrubate at all then ur foreplay must f****** suck (hehe see the joke) anyway mastrubation rocks as both a single and group activity LONG LIVE RIGHTY

well, if your a guy its not gonna help you in your foreplay skills unless your homosexual or open minded, hes just in denial that he does it, or she is, he/she is probably doing it right now

Obey your Thirst

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mabey its just me but i think sex should stay personal between two people, not a fu**in orgy

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Is that like in a boat with your parents?

What do you mean orgy? Like, a one person and his two hands orgy? or one girl, her two hands and many beer bottles/jesus jackhammer?


idiot.

you are denouncing the best activity in the world. i am shocked and appalled.

SHOCKED AND APPALLED!

well i mn mastrubation as a couple she touchs u u touch her... as for orgies :) im not yet a toga wearing weirdo but i can dream

Well, its the only exercise some people get..

Is that like in a boat with your parents?

oh god forbid a spelling error

What was that song...Ludacris, yes he put it best

and toga wearing weirdo?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ludacris/whatsyourfantasy.html

Sexercise

This is true. What's wrong with that? Masturbation is a natural thing, in fact some studies have shown that regular masturbation can help reduce the risk of prostate cancer (something I'm sure New Fuglies will be glad to hear). If you're a guy, you're clearly crazy to say that masturbation isn't a good thing, and if you're a girl it's pretty short sighted of you to denounce it, as you're not exactly experienced in male masturbation.

You say it as if girls don't masturbate.

There's nothing wrong with masturbation, everyone does it, etc...

masturbation also helps increase the size of *it*, too

oh god forbid a spelling error

Yeah, sorry, but it was too good to pass up. ;)

when you get into a relation ship where you and your partner actually have sex masturbation becomes childish behavior and you grow out of it. some of you seriously need a girlfriend

Masturbation _never_ becomes childish behavior, whether you're in a relationship or not. Masturbation and porn is FUN!

Anyway, masturbation is sex with someone you love...;)

when you get into a relation ship where you and your partner actually have sex masturbation becomes childish behavior and you grow out of it. some of you seriously need a girlfriend


not really. if you have a much stronger sexual need i bet that your GF would rather let you masturbate then you beeing a annoying dude trying to talk her into have sex when she doesn't want to. or cheat on her.

I'd say masturbation would be the grown up thing to deal with such an issue.

"Porn is pointless"
"the only reason porn exists is so dudes can wack-off"

This is contradictory.

I've actually developed the skills to bat with both hands equally well.....very handy (sorry bout the pun)

Whats your puritanical problem?

No harm has ever been caused by masturbation, so why shouldn't people do it? Its private, its enjoyable, unlike almost all other kinds of sex there are no chance of any STDs, no-one's gonna get pregnant, no-one cares if the participant is underage...

"Its at a time like this... that a man's thoughts turn to sex
And the devil finds work for idle hands"
Billy Connelly

Whats your puritanical problem?

No harm has ever been caused by masturbation, so why shouldn't people do it? Its private, its enjoyable, unlike almost all other kinds of sex there are no chance of any STDs, no-one's gonna get pregnant, no-one cares if the participant is underage...

"Its at a time like this... that a man's thoughts turn to sex
And the devil finds work for idle hands"
Billy Connelly
Aah.. Billy Connelly, like his story about the best masturbation in his life.

Ever watched pr0n with a girl?
Porn is not just for males, either...

when you get into a relation ship where you and your partner actually have sex masturbation becomes childish behavior and you grow out of it. some of you seriously need a girlfriend
Just shows what you know. I'm in a sexual relationship and neither of us consider masturbation "childish". Have you actually had sex? I certainly hope so because otherwise its a tad silly of you to make statements like that.