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Being a Muppet Owner? I was hoping for 7,500 posts, but noooooooooo. Still a goddamn muppet owner. Anyone got a breakdown on these titles and when they clock over?

0=Just Joined Jolt
10=Junior Member
50=Member
400=Sometimes Deadly
450=Quite Deadly
500=Deadly
700=Superior Gamer
900=Gaming Master
1000=Pimp
1100=zx81 haxoror
1200=Cyber sheep merchant
1300=Cyber fruit merchant
1500=Aimbot
1750=Forum boredom
2000=Semi Advanced Spammer
2250=Miss Pacman Lover
2500=Galaxian warrior
2750=Joltbot Shoeshinner
3000=Adminbots Boyfriend
3250=Cabbage Patch Girly
3500=Ph33rs0m3 Sp@mm3r
3750=Sp@mQueen Advisor
5000=SemiPro SpamPig
6000=Possible SOF Spammer
7000=Muppet Owner
8000=Uber SpamGirl
9000=Elite Jolt Forum User
10,000=Honorary spam Forum Owner

8000. You get to be an Uber SpamGirl, then...

Maybe you should stop posting so much and then go do something progressive and fulfulling...unless your fucking internet title that no one else cares about is THAT important to you :)

Maybe you should stop posting so much and then go do something progressive and fulfulling...unless your fucking internet title that no one else cares about is THAT important to you :)
Maybe you ought to stop being a dick.

8000. You get to be an Uber SpamGirl, then...
Spamgirl. Greaaaaat. I'll be ringing up my feminine side, I suppose. Do you suppose I'll have to post in a falsetto voice?

We really need new titlings here... I don't want to be Sometimes Deadly...

I don't know, I rather like being "deadly"

i don't like being deadly :(

sounds as though i've got some awful disease

or i'm horrible to know

I HATE THESE TITLES...I HATE THEM...give me the old ones back...please...

*chokes back a sob*

I would LOVE to be a Muppet Owner.

First I was an Aimbot, whatever that is.

Now I'm Forum Boredom.

Muppet Owner would be a step up for me.

Only about another 5K posts and you too can be a muppet owner Berk.

This is true.

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