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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/20/cheesy.arrest.ap/index.html

When I got caught running around drunk and naked, I never got arrested. Just stern lectures.

He was arrested for theft and vandalism, not nudity.

thats just SICK--whats society come to if people cant even do this anymore--I want a refund for my lost rights

Mmmmm...cheese...

On my way to a concert, there was a guy running about naked along traffic asking for a beer...but I am not sure if he got arrested or not. I was trying not to look, but it was like a terrible car accident...I was glued.

What is the world coming to when you can't get drunk and break into a swimming pool snack bar for naked nachos? Sigh.

thats just SICK--whats society come to if people cant even do this anymore--I want a refund for my lost rights How often do you run naked while intoxicated and covered in cheese while commiting acts of theft? :rolleyes: [/seriousness]

Theft? OHhhh god no! I don't want to know where he hid the merchandise after he stole it.

How often do you run naked while intoxicated and covered in cheese while commiting acts of theft? :rolleyes: [/seriousness]
not ever--but I feel like Im losing something when Im told I CANT do it

Theft? OHhhh god no! I don't want to know where he hid the merchandise after he stole it.
he shoved it up his ass of course

I have made it a hobby of mine to coat my naked body in nacho cheese and run around town in the late hours of the night. I am disgusted at the authorities for oppressing me in my hobbies. It's a sad day where a man can't get totally wasted, cover himself in tasty dip, and streak. Damn you, government, damn you!

How often do you run naked while intoxicated and covered in cheese while commiting acts of theft? :rolleyes: [/seriousness]

You mean per-month, or total? :confused:

You can't stop breathing for an extended period :p

You mean per-month, or total? :confused:

:eek: Er...total? :confused:

I have made it a hobby of mine to coat my naked body in nacho cheese and run around town in the late hours of the night. I am disgusted at the authorities for oppressing me in my hobbies. It's a sad day where a man can't get totally wasted, cover himself in tasty dip, and streak. Damn you, government, damn you!
Help Help! I'm being repressed!

I have made it a hobby of mine to coat my naked body in nacho cheese and run around town in the late hours of the night. I am disgusted at the authorities for oppressing me in my hobbies. It's a sad day where a man can't get totally wasted, cover himself in tasty dip, and streak. Damn you, government, damn you!
its called an expression event and people are supposed to have freedom of expression

You can't stop breathing for an extended period :p



:eek: Er...total? :confused:

Let's just say that my clothing itches when I'm drunk. :D

Let's just say that my clothing itches when I'm drunk. :D
Lucky. Mine talks to me. In a really annoying, high-pitched voice. And constantly quotes Full House.

Let's just say that my clothing itches when I'm drunk. :D
Im naked now to show my solidairity for this political prisoner

Im naked now to show my solidairity for this political prisoner

Not me. I always wear socks when I use the computer. The kitchen floor is cold.

Not me. I always wear socks when I use the computer. The kitchen floor is cold.
I use my socks for other things when Im at home-
btw why is your computer in the kitchen? actually thats very smart cause your rite near the refrigerator

I use my socks for other things when Im at home-
btw why is your computer in the kitchen? actually thats very smart cause your rite near the refrigerator

Dunno. It's a tradition I've had for my last three computers. It used to be for me and my roommate to share. Rather than in one bedroom or the other, it was in the kitchen. Now it's just there because I'm used to it. Easier to wipe off excess nacho cheese that gets on the floor.

Dunno. It's a tradition I've had for my last three computers. It used to be for me and my roommate to share. Rather than in one bedroom or the other, it was in the kitchen. Now it's just there because I'm used to it. Easier to wipe off excess nacho cheese that gets on the floor.
I sleep naked. Does that count?

Dunno. It's a tradition I've had for my last three computers. It used to be for me and my roommate to share. Rather than in one bedroom or the other, it was in the kitchen. Now it's just there because I'm used to it. Easier to wipe off excess nacho cheese that gets on the floor.
I use the liquid cheese on my body--goes on smoothe

I sleep naked. Does that count?
I been doin that since I was a baby

I use the liquid cheese on my body--goes on smoothe
Aaauuuuuuugh! Too much information! Too much information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Jesus, Red Arrow--I'm gonna have to get blindingly drunk now to get that image out of my mind.

Aaauuuuuuugh! Too much information! Too much information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Jesus, Red Arrow--I'm gonna have to get blindingly drunk now to get that image out of my mind.
Try it --ITS NIIICE :D

Ew Ew Ew.

I'm going to get another whisky.

Ew Ew Ew.

I'm going to get another whisky.
hey get me one and ill promise not to hump the pillow :cool:

Hump the pillow all you want--it's your pillow and you'll be getting the cheese on it. :D

But I like you kid, much as you madden me at times. Have a whisky--my treat. (I was going to type "on me" but figured with all the cheese and pillow humping talk, it was probably wiser to be cautious.)

Hump the pillow all you want--it's your pillow and you'll be getting the cheese on it. :D

But I like you kid, much as you madden me at times. Have a whisky--my treat. (I was going to type "on me" but figured with all the cheese and pillow humping talk, it was probably wiser to be cautious.)*I raise this drink in Honor of El Lute!!!
a man who was born to be hunted like a wild animal because he was POOR-passes whiskey filled bong to Incertonia

It's political correctness gone mad.

Oh wow... you can't get naked in public... how wrong... :headbang:

Happy 23d birthday to that Monn dude from the article.

Imagine the mess if he'd made it into a caramel factory.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/20/cheesy.arrest.ap/index.html

When I got caught running around drunk and naked, I never got arrested. Just stern lectures.
Its bloody facism LG, bloody fascism.

Aaauuuuuuugh! Too much information! Too much information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Jesus, Red Arrow--I'm gonna have to get blindingly drunk now to get that image out of my mind.

funny, it looked pretty good in my mind

but maybe you have seen a pic of mkultra as he really looks

my mental image had a defininte "ben affleck" quality to it

That sucks! Besides, he should have just been allowed to pay the fine. Arresting him because he was being a drunken moron is ludicrous.

funny, it looked pretty good in my mind

but maybe you have seen a pic of mkultra as he really looks

my mental image had a defininte "ben affleck" quality to itI can post it if you wanna see the REAL image-but Im curious of how you look