NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, which one? On one hand, we have the muscle of the breast bone. When flexed, it can be shown to behave very much like a breast. On the other hand, we have the man boob. These are little more than hanging flabs that give the man an appearance of a fine pair o' jugs. Then, there are the men who just look at this thread without comprehending, thinking, "Was this person dropped on his head as a child, and if so, why didn't they drop him from a higher vincinity?" Finally, there are the ones whom believe that it differs on a case by case basis. Which one do you side with?

Well, which one? On one hand, we have the muscle of the breast bone. When flexed, it can be shown to behave very much like a breast. On the other hand, we have the man boob. These are little more than hanging flabs that give the man an appearance of a fine pair o' jugs. Then, there are the men who just look at this thread without comprehending, thinking, "Was this person dropped on his head as a child, and if so, why didn't they drop him from a higher vincinity?" Finally, there are the ones whom believe that it differs on a case by case basis. Which one do you side with?
And then there are the men with real boobs that are quite disturbing...

It depends, if you're obese - man boobs. If you're fit and in shape - pectorals. If you're both skinny and fat then then I have no f'n clue.

There is a medical condition in which a male will grow breasts like any female... I believe it is called 'gynecomastia'.

Kinda disturbing, if you ask me.

Voted for 'case-by-case'

A better question is "Why do men have nipples that don't work?"

In my opinion, we all start as female, and males are retrofitted, which makes them broken women...;)

what an odd poll

all men have pectoral muscles

some men have manboobs

some men have actual breasts (gynomastia)

by the time you are 70 youll have manboobs. better get a woman while you can.

If you're in shape, they're pecs. When your pecs start to sag, they become man-boobs, or if you're like me and like the sillier term, man-teats.

man titties.

and i read some article about why men have nipples. but i don't remember what it said.

Someone posted something on here a while ago showing that men can actually make milk and breastfeed.

Someone posted something on here a while ago showing that men can actually make milk and breastfeed.

only freakshows with mammary glands.

Kernlandia, men have nipples and mammary glands, they're just normally non-functioning, except with a lot of manipulation like hormonal treatment and stimulation with a breast-pump or something.

They're man boobs, and no one wants to see 'them. I might be overreacting a bit because of recent images that have been foisted upon my poor virgin eyes.
To be specific, I was in the only village within a 20 mile radius of home, when I spotted a very overweight, very middle aged, very busty, very hairy, very shirtless man driving a tractor through his fields. My first thought, I saw his back first, was that he was wearing some sort of sleeveless coat. And then I saw one of the most horrible sights, worse than a disected corpse, worse than anything that could exist in a world with a god. And then he hit a bump, and the resulting jiggling and flopping convinced me that, yes, there was a god, but he was a horrible and vile god, a dark god of hate and sadism, a god who, for whatever sin I had commited, was determined to make me pay dearly.

They're man boobs, and no one wants to see 'them. I might be overreacting a bit because of recent images that have been foisted upon my poor virgin eyes.
To be specific, I was in the only village within a 20 mile radius of home, when I spotted a very overweight, very middle aged, very busty, very hairy, very shirtless man driving a tractor through his fields. My first thought, I saw his back first, was that he was wearing some sort of sleeveless coat. And then I saw one of the most horrible sights, worse than a disected corpse, worse than anything that could exist in a world with a god. And then he hit a bump, and the resulting jiggling and flopping convinced me that, yes, there was a god, but he was a horrible and vile god, a dark god of hate and sadism, a god who, for whatever sin I had commited, was determined to make me pay dearly.Quit talking about me like that! I am not an animal! :D

Bump, but carefully so as not to jiggle any manboobs.

ewwww, man boobs

And then there are the men with real boobs that are quite disturbing...Those are called moobs. ;)

It's from case to case - in mine (i'm a guy), thankfully, I have pectorals (tho they arent super-toned, they aren't flabby like man-boobs)