NationStates Jolt Archive

copy and paste these into the adress box and hit enter(or just click the link) :

http://us.f539.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter/Why_Men_Die_Before_Women_1.jpg?viewimg=1&box=Inbox&MsgId=8039_216433_17867_2086_139606_0_818_184958_2249672678&bodyPart=2.2&filename=Why_Men_Die_Before_Women_1.jpg&tnef=&YY=74227&order=down&sort=date&pos=1&view=a&head=b

http://us.f539.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter/Why_Men_Die_Before_Women_2.jpg?viewimg=1&box=Inbox&MsgId=8039_216433_17867_2086_139606_0_818_184958_2249672678&bodyPart=2.3&filename=Why_Men_Die_Before_Women_2.jpg&tnef=&YY=74227&order=down&sort=date&pos=1&view=a&head=b

http://us.f539.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter/Why_Men_Die_Before_Women_3.jpg?viewimg=1&box=Inbox&MsgId=8039_216433_17867_2086_139606_0_818_184958_2249672678&bodyPart=2.4&filename=Why_Men_Die_Before_Women_3.jpg&tnef=&YY=74227&order=down&sort=date&pos=1&view=a&head=b

Copy and paste it. We can't access your email account. Do you ever think?

lol, nice.

well no apparently I don't think I'm still new here and I just thought that it would work sry 4 wasting your time

well no apparently I don't think.

I'm still new here and I just thought that it would work.

sry 4 wasting your time.

There, I split up his messages into the three sentences it should have been and his message is much more clear now.

make me feel stupid why don't you. thanx. not.

Women live longer than men because they don't have to be married to a woman. ;)

lol nice, but try this: http://www.feelinghappy.com/images/wallis1.jpg, http://www.feelinghappy.com/images/wallis2.jpg, http://www.firepolicemx.com/images/WhyMenDieBeforeWomen3.jpg
they should work now

lol

Too funny :)

http://bblmedia.com/sports/mendie1.jpg

Also, something I got in an email

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework,you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape,you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers,you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!

ouch! nice one no offense to women of course

Women live longer then men because we deserve to for putting up with your crap... LMAO! :D

very funny (i forgot to laugh)

And you think she's laughing at the rest of the stuff here :rolleyes:?

Ben, if youre here, sorry. To anyone else who has to read this, sorry. I have no idea how to use this frippin forum thingy. Anyway.. Gotta go be cinderella.
-Mary C. :(

Ben, if youre here, sorry. To anyone else who has to read this, sorry. I have no idea how to use this frippin forum thingy. Anyway.. Gotta go be cinderella.
-Mary C. :(

Well, my name is Ben.

Apology accepted, I don't know what you did though.

that was my girlfriend so I think she was talking to me

that was my girlfriend so I think she was talking to me

Can't you use a phone or e-mail or AIM or something?

sry but she insisted on talking to me at nationstates (mainly because I was alredy here)

sry but she insisted on talking to me at nationstates (mainly because I was alredy here)

You kids are getting weirder and weirder.

You kids are getting weirder and weirder.

Yes, maybe, but some of us are weird in diffrent ways so it all balances out eventually.

One factoid which doesnt impact too much is that women dont have the chromosone (23?) weak spot where its not a symmetrical pair like in men.

Women live longer then men because we deserve to for putting up with your crap... LMAO! :D
men die earlier than women because we deserve it for putting up with your crap ;) :P

lol nice, but try this: http://www.feelinghappy.com/images/wallis1.jpg, http://www.feelinghappy.com/images/wallis2.jpg, http://www.firepolicemx.com/images/WhyMenDieBeforeWomen3.jpg
they should work now

So true... you finally got it. Your quasi-smart.

This is what i call extreme feminism *CoughMaddoxCough*

lol