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Does anyone else have this problem? TRA, MK, is this because of Bush? Please, input.

It's a CIA plot. They make your pants itchy so you will have to buy a new one from Bush's pants manufacturing buddies. Who in turn will reward all CIA operatives with itch free pants at a reduced price. And Bush gets a lap dance with those new pants as a bonus.

wash them.

yeah, you've prolly had them on for way too long.

Does anyone else have this problem? TRA, MK, is this because of Bush? Please, input.
try puttin some baby powder on your sweaty ball sack

That reminds me... has anybody seen my pet fire ants?

It's a CIA plot. They make your pants itchy so you will have to buy a new one from Bush's pants manufacturing buddies. Who in turn will reward all CIA operatives with itch free pants at a reduced price. And Bush gets a lap dance with those new pants as a bonus.
:D

100% George Bush's fault. I don't know how, but it is a bad thing and thus he is responsible. Perhaps it has something to do with his neglect of itchyness causing pollution in our pants supplies? THE NATION MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

shit I hafta go to bed

now that I think of it everytime I think of Bush I getta itch down there:(

100% George Bush's fault. I don't know how, but it is a bad thing and thus he is responsible. Perhaps it has something to do with his neglect of itchyness causing pollution in our pants supplies? THE NATION MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Welcome back Mentho, I stand by my 8th circle verdict

now that I think of it everytime I think of Bush I getta itch down there:(
First anal beads, then talking bout Bush his preciouse parts and now the thought of Bush makes you itch down below...... :eek:
:p

hey bro, u make it to US yet?

As a representative of the Bush administration I must say that Fidel Castro is at fault for your itchy pants. Fidel Castro who's nation would prove to be a powerful vacation spot... err.. asset should the time come... '

could be kooties :D

Are you wearing underwear? There might be some chafing going on...

Oh you might wanna put on some clean pants, and some clean skivvies. Oh, and you might wanna take a shower too, because I'm sure you smell bad. Chicks don't dig a smelly guy, dontcha know!

Why the hell would you blame Bush! That is crazy! Do you wear a tin foil hat? This is clearly Canada's fault. The Canucks are a constant menace of the US that make not only our pants itch but our dreams fitful and our blood boil. Oh shit, I'm Canadian - ummm, er .... yeah, it's Bush.

First anal beads, then talking bout Bush his preciouse parts and now the thought of Bush makes you itch down below...... :eek:
:p
a male has a sexual thought every 15 seconds :headbang:

HOLY SHIT? Your PANTS are itchy? I understand if your legs or even genitals are itchy....but your PANTS?


This is scary, pants are evolving...

As a representative of the Bush administration I must say that Fidel Castro is at fault for your itchy pants. Fidel Castro who's nation would prove to be a powerful vacation spot... err.. asset should the time come... '
naw--Castros secretly working for Bush--hes the one who gave Clinton that cuban cigar to use on Monica while Ken Starr wanked off and taped it all dressed up in his female persona who he calls "Linda Tripp"

Oh you might wanna put on some clean pants, and some clean skivvies. Oh, and you might wanna take a shower too, because I'm sure you smell bad. Chicks don't dig a smelly guy, dontcha know!
Ive read that the smell of a sweaty man makes women feel placid

HOLY SHIT? Your PANTS are itchy? I understand if your legs or even genitals are itchy....but your PANTS?


This is scary, pants are evolving...
it sounds like his semen stained pants found an egg