NationStates Jolt Archive

I think it would be interesting to find out MKULTRA was Tom Delay, or Raysia was Ted Kennedy, or that any real politicians were here.

Attention, all politicians, please report to this topic.

OK I admit it... I'm Bill Clinton

OK I admit it... I'm Bill Clinton*gasp*
I thought so!

*gasp*
I thought so!

Bah, that's nothing. I'm GW Bush. I'm working to provoke an anarchist revolution by destroying the government. Give me four more years and I swear ta God, I'll give you one helluva recession! Third World level debt ahoy! If you think the past four years have been fun, wait until I raise taxes on the poor to pay for the wars with North Korea, Iran, Syria and Libya.

Whooppee, we're all gonna die.

Pope Vassilly "Georgie Boy" Deferns.

Well I'm not a politician, per se. But I do dabble in politics when I am bored of my day job (Head of the Roman Catholic Church).

Well, I am a minion of Satan, does that count? I dabble in politics from time to time...

Bah, that's nothing. I'm GW Bush. I'm working to provoke an anarchist revolution by destroying the government. Give me four more years and I swear ta God, I'll give you one helluva recession! Third World level debt ahoy! If you think the past four years have been fun, wait until I raise taxes on the poor to pay for the wars with North Korea, Iran, Syria and Libya.

Whooppee, we're all gonna die.

Pope Vassilly "Georgie Boy" Deferns.

I am sorry but I have to call you on this! You are using words with more then one sylable!

The true test!

Can you say the word "Nuclear" please!

I am self-proclaimed leader of the world.
I'm just not formally recognised by the UN yet.

two DABBLERS :fluffle: :cool:

Well, I am a minion of Satan, does that count? I dabble in politics from time to time...

Tom DeLay is that you?

I have been drunk and have also gotten oral gratification. That has to count for something.

Can you say the word "Nuclear" please!Nu-cu-lar.

Not realy a politician. But I am the head of the Illuminati. We run this planet in secret. Does that count?

Alas, you have me. I am Adolf Hitler. You may call me Dolfie from now on. Unless you prefer an old nickname of mine... my friends used to call me "Führer"... :)

I said yes, but that's a lie
I just figured that no libertarian politicians are real politicians (heh...our presidential candidate is a computer programmer- how totally cool? Oh, and he teaches a class on the constitution in his spare time) so I said yes...but I'm not...
or am I?
nah...

Not realy a politician. But I am the head of the Illuminati. We run this planet in secret. Does that count?If you tell everyone, it's not really a secret, now, is it? But if what you say is true, could I please join? I'll be quiet and just sit in the back; you won't even notice I'm there until you need someone eliminated.

I'm a leader of the Young Liberal Democrats in my constituency!!!

Though, thats not really much.

I am sorry but I have to call you on this! You are using words with more then one sylable!

Of course, my dear man, the apparent stupidity and inability to speak English is a front to appeal to the right.

Can you say the word "Nuclear" please!

New-clea-ah (in a perfect BBC accent).

Vas.

Not realy a politician. But I am the head of the Illuminati. We run this planet in secret. Does that count?

Well, I am, as well as being George W Bush, am also head of the Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu. And we WILL kick your ass! :gundge:

Vas.

I have been drunk and have also gotten oral gratification. That has to count for something.
What is oral greaterfictation?

If you tell everyone, it's not really a secret, now, is it?
People don't believe in us. So it's pretty save to tell about it. And those that do believe in us are locked up in a padded cell. :D
But if what you say is true, could I please join? I'll be quiet and just sit in the back; you won't even notice I'm there until you need someone eliminated.
Well, there are some things you have to do first in order to qualify.
1. In order to qualify we need to know if you can eliminate a target without remorse. So pick your target and go at it. You understand we cannot be implicated in this. So don´t tell us when, where, how or whom.
2. I believe it speaks for itself that you can´t talk about us with anyone. If you do we will kidnap you and send you to our secret headquarters in the Vatican where the Holy Inqusition will entertain you.
3. If you are American don´t vote. At all. Don´t vote Republicans (our enemies, the Skull&Bones) or Democrates.(our enemies, the Jewish world conspiracy)
Both aren't as big as us. Since they are under the impression that the US is running things. (Courtesy of our Hollywood connections.) And therefor concentrate on the US.
4. We will send you a membership card and our monthly magazine for just $19.95 a month. Plus a free autographed picture of the Pope. Our public puppet. Be sure to pay on time.

Well, I am, as well as being George W Bush, am also head of the Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu. And we WILL kick your ass! :gundge:

Vas.
Watch it oldtimer. Or you'll need a new hip.

Watch it oldtimer. Or you'll need a new hip.

Right that's it, I'm setting the dolphins on you.

Pope Vassilly Deferns, John Dillinger the sequel.

Right that's it, I'm setting the dolphins on you.
OH NO!!!! Not the DOLPHINS!!!! They will take my.....preciouse....