Pyscotia
21-07-2004, 15:16
This is mine..
Completely totalitarian government, with one party rule (membership requires frequent high-fiving, among other things). One of the lads at the top should be of a higher rank than all the others, and he should be elected during a meeting of all the party members. In order to qualify for election, you must have some evil tendency, perhaps a re-occuring impulse of letting hungry bears out in public marketplaces.
The party should have an ideology that it constantly purports day in and day out, perhaps communism or some other positive concept, but in reality it should only love the people so long as they are helpful. Welfare is non-existant, as that is like pushing money into a pit and burying it. What, for example, is the point of having a nursing home for the elderly? There is no possible chance of recouping your losses, so instead they should be just worked harder until their bodies fail, or perhaps just go through compulsory euthanasia under some political movement like "food for young slave labour, not elderly dirtbags who are physically incapable of working. GLORY TO THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC! WOOOOO #1!".
If you aren't part of the secret hand-shake club at the top, you oughtn't have any political voice whatsoever, and are just treated as another resource of the state. The real goal of the party should merely be the perpetuation of the party, and the increase of its power base. By power, I don't necessarily mean internationally recognised finances, but rather real resources, like millions of people who can goose-step in time with one another, and actual power over what happens in the world. Constitution musn't tie the government's hands from doing what's best, and the only laws set in stone should be ones that deliniate party positions so that there is some order in the men's club (no women in government, am i rite boys?).
Things like music and art should be outlawed, unless it is for propoganda purposes, because in their spare time from the fields and factories, people should be sleeping not composing. Almost all education needs to be abolished for the vast majority of people, as for the most part they won't be needing to know how to operate computers outside of the one stored in their suicide bomb truck that they will crash into foreign countries. Foreign language classes would also be completely obliterated for the majority, as what good is it? People would require passports to leave the country, and they should be nigh on impossible to obtain, as allowing expatriates would be like the state allowing its resources to run outside of its borders (which is dumb).
The only way to get ahead in the society should be through war and scientific or legal erudition. If you are an awesome soldier, or have a particularly impressive rifle thrusting style, then your life should be improved from that of the common lot. Military service is a way of getting ahead, and the only way for anyone who isn't a rocket scientist, and therefore war should be glorified. When war is glorified, and the people do their utmost to be fearless soldiers, then who will win in a fair fight? The brigades of Walmart employees who have been drafted, or the endless columns of desperate peasants who know that their only chance at a meal that day is if they kill the weak liberal sissy and gnaw on his arm? I know who to place my bet on.
People should be grouped into packs of five and ten, and be forced to police each other for fear of group punishment. That way if a person reports one of the members of his group for a crime, and can present a minimal amount of evidence, then he should be rewarded as though he took part in a successful military campaign. If a person in the group commits a crime, and the other members of the group failed to realise it, then the criminal should be executed and the others severely tortured for their ineptitude. If they do know about a group-member commiting a crime, and fail to report it, then they should all be punished as thought they all took part in the crime. As time progresses and the system is put into place, practically every crime should be punished by death, as when the people realise that there is no way of escaping the long arm of justice, only the suicidal will dare to commit a crime. That way, the need to punish people will be abolished by the use of punishments. All people should carry ID cards too, and if they don't have their ID card on them and they don't have a good excuse, they should be shot and their organs should be donated to sick party members.
Finally, the only other way to get ahead should be that of showing remarkable intellectual capacity. Science and political erudition should be valued just as much as the military field when it comes to selecting who to progress, as what good are soldiers in a modern conflict if they don't have millions of nuclear bombs to back them up? When I suggest political erudition being a promotable point, I say so because a good law can be a most precious treasure, as can a new way of enforcement. More effective forms of taxation, better ways of discovering seditious activities, all these are very important for a state. This educational erudition should also be required for party membership, although obviously you don't need to be the greatest rocket scientist to join if your daddy owns the clubhouse.
That is just an extremely brief outline of my ideal government. I'm not saying anyone else's government is wrong, and I'm not trolling because I really do like this form of government. If you think I'm lying and couldn't possibly think that the above is a good idea, it's worth noting that I would like to be in the party ranks. No way am I ploughing fields, *****es.
Whats yours?
Completely totalitarian government, with one party rule (membership requires frequent high-fiving, among other things). One of the lads at the top should be of a higher rank than all the others, and he should be elected during a meeting of all the party members. In order to qualify for election, you must have some evil tendency, perhaps a re-occuring impulse of letting hungry bears out in public marketplaces.
The party should have an ideology that it constantly purports day in and day out, perhaps communism or some other positive concept, but in reality it should only love the people so long as they are helpful. Welfare is non-existant, as that is like pushing money into a pit and burying it. What, for example, is the point of having a nursing home for the elderly? There is no possible chance of recouping your losses, so instead they should be just worked harder until their bodies fail, or perhaps just go through compulsory euthanasia under some political movement like "food for young slave labour, not elderly dirtbags who are physically incapable of working. GLORY TO THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC! WOOOOO #1!".
If you aren't part of the secret hand-shake club at the top, you oughtn't have any political voice whatsoever, and are just treated as another resource of the state. The real goal of the party should merely be the perpetuation of the party, and the increase of its power base. By power, I don't necessarily mean internationally recognised finances, but rather real resources, like millions of people who can goose-step in time with one another, and actual power over what happens in the world. Constitution musn't tie the government's hands from doing what's best, and the only laws set in stone should be ones that deliniate party positions so that there is some order in the men's club (no women in government, am i rite boys?).
Things like music and art should be outlawed, unless it is for propoganda purposes, because in their spare time from the fields and factories, people should be sleeping not composing. Almost all education needs to be abolished for the vast majority of people, as for the most part they won't be needing to know how to operate computers outside of the one stored in their suicide bomb truck that they will crash into foreign countries. Foreign language classes would also be completely obliterated for the majority, as what good is it? People would require passports to leave the country, and they should be nigh on impossible to obtain, as allowing expatriates would be like the state allowing its resources to run outside of its borders (which is dumb).
The only way to get ahead in the society should be through war and scientific or legal erudition. If you are an awesome soldier, or have a particularly impressive rifle thrusting style, then your life should be improved from that of the common lot. Military service is a way of getting ahead, and the only way for anyone who isn't a rocket scientist, and therefore war should be glorified. When war is glorified, and the people do their utmost to be fearless soldiers, then who will win in a fair fight? The brigades of Walmart employees who have been drafted, or the endless columns of desperate peasants who know that their only chance at a meal that day is if they kill the weak liberal sissy and gnaw on his arm? I know who to place my bet on.
People should be grouped into packs of five and ten, and be forced to police each other for fear of group punishment. That way if a person reports one of the members of his group for a crime, and can present a minimal amount of evidence, then he should be rewarded as though he took part in a successful military campaign. If a person in the group commits a crime, and the other members of the group failed to realise it, then the criminal should be executed and the others severely tortured for their ineptitude. If they do know about a group-member commiting a crime, and fail to report it, then they should all be punished as thought they all took part in the crime. As time progresses and the system is put into place, practically every crime should be punished by death, as when the people realise that there is no way of escaping the long arm of justice, only the suicidal will dare to commit a crime. That way, the need to punish people will be abolished by the use of punishments. All people should carry ID cards too, and if they don't have their ID card on them and they don't have a good excuse, they should be shot and their organs should be donated to sick party members.
Finally, the only other way to get ahead should be that of showing remarkable intellectual capacity. Science and political erudition should be valued just as much as the military field when it comes to selecting who to progress, as what good are soldiers in a modern conflict if they don't have millions of nuclear bombs to back them up? When I suggest political erudition being a promotable point, I say so because a good law can be a most precious treasure, as can a new way of enforcement. More effective forms of taxation, better ways of discovering seditious activities, all these are very important for a state. This educational erudition should also be required for party membership, although obviously you don't need to be the greatest rocket scientist to join if your daddy owns the clubhouse.
That is just an extremely brief outline of my ideal government. I'm not saying anyone else's government is wrong, and I'm not trolling because I really do like this form of government. If you think I'm lying and couldn't possibly think that the above is a good idea, it's worth noting that I would like to be in the party ranks. No way am I ploughing fields, *****es.
Whats yours?