The Katholik Kingdom
21-07-2004, 14:37
As for me, I would sit on his tentacles (which can be extended) and make very crude jokes! Not really, I would use him to impress people, enspiring "Cthulhu Envy," to put it into Freudian language. I would have him fly me places, and convince him to eat me last when he finally gets around to destroying the world. What would you do with your very own Cthulhu?
I would use him to vanquish my foes, so that I might drink their heart's blood. I would maim and kill the innocent, and capture and torture the guilty. Then, when my campaign of rampant distruction is done, I would sacrifice him to my own dark god, and drink in power infinite.
Or maybe I would just use him (http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush_cthulhu.html) to torture my cats the way I always have.
Studly Doright
21-07-2004, 14:57
i would teach it to do wacky dances, and ride it to work to save gas.
Send off to haunt my "friends". :)