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Who would win in a no rules, caged battle to the death between Hitler and Stalin?

Hitler seems like a really stretched out man, just needs to learn how to coordinate punches and pretend like he's giving another one of them speeches and he should put up a fight.

Stalin, however, has a FULL mustache. Oh, and he just looks tougher. Then again, those clothes of his might hide a possibly wimpy body...


*takes out a big foam finger*
GO STALIN GO!

I can't believe you are comparing two of the evillest men in history... :mad: :eek:

I guess Stalin would win quite easily. Hitler was always something of a sickly bum and he even had Parkinson's disease in the later stages of his life. So I don't think he would be able to put up much of a fight.

I can!

$20 on Stalin!

Yeah definately Stalin. Hitler was a whiney bitch, everyone knows it.

I heard that Hitler got off on being urinated on.

Hitler got off lots of stuff.

Both of them would be cheating though, so the real question is which one is the most devious conniving bastard... my money is still on Uncle Joe.

I guess a FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! - Churchill and Roosevelt would be in somewhat poor taste...

How about Thatcher vs Mao?

Dubya vs Saddam?

Sharon vs. Arafat?

Dubya vs Saddam?

Hmm. You just reminded me of the original video to "Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Reagan & Chernenko fighting it out bare knuckle fashion. IIRC Reagan ended up getting his ear bitten off.

I still like the idea of Churchill vs. Roosevelt. None of those others hold the same promise of drunken fat guy on crippled guy in wheelchair action.

Roosevelt. Churchill was just as pisspoor as hitler and roosevelt was at groin level.

Roosevelt. Churchill was just as pisspoor as hitler and roosevelt was at groin level.

No way! Churchill was fierce!

Stalin.
I know there was a comic about this, I'll see if I can dig up the English version.
Someone more skilled than I in Comic Lore will have to find the one about Hitler's escaped left testicle growing a thousandfold and acquiring mystic powers.

Roosevelt. Churchill was just as pisspoor as hitler and roosevelt was at groin level.

Point about the groin level thing, but Churchill would just need to fall on the poor man, and the American wouldn't be getting up off the canvas without assistance.

Stalin.
I know there was a comic about this, I'll see if I can dig up the English version.
Someone more skilled than I in Comic Lore will have to find the one about Hitler's escaped left testicle growing a thousandfold and acquiring mystic powers.


I have this comic from somewhere entitled 'Operation Bollock', which seems to roughly fit that description.

"Have you searched the Albert Hall?"

"First place we looked, old boy."

Stalin.
I know there was a comic about this, I'll see if I can dig up the English version.
Someone more skilled than I in Comic Lore will have to find the one about Hitler's escaped left testicle growing a thousandfold and acquiring mystic powers.


http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/

something like that?

How about Bakunin vs. Marx?

That comic is quite possibly one of the most AWESOME things of all time o.o

And we have hits on both of them!
Go team? We rule? Group hug?

How about Bakunin vs. Marx?

Too difficult to tell them apart when they start to grapple and things get sweaty.

Marx?
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/thumb/6/63/180px-Bakuninfull.jpg

Bakunin?
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/thumb/7/76/180px-Kmarx.jpg

Stalin would nail Hitler. He's got the full 'tach while hitler only has that pussy little one. That being said, Ghengis and his bad ass hanging 'tach would smack them all..

Khan was obscenely verile wasnt he? Im surprised you was able to impregnate that many women. Do you think he was on a special diet?

Hmm. You just reminded me of the original video to "Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Reagan & Chernenko fighting it out bare knuckle fashion. IIRC Reagan ended up getting his ear bitten off.

Hahahaha. That's the only thing Chernenko is remembered for :)

Hahahaha. That's the only thing Chernenko is remembered for :)

I'll admit I had to go and do some research to work out which Soviet Premier it was - I had Andropov at the back of my mind, but something told me that he wasn't the right one.

I'll admit I had to go and do some research to work out which Soviet Premier it was - I had Andropov at the back of my mind, but something told me that he wasn't the right one.

Before doing a paper on the 1980's USSR, I had never heard of him. They just appointed some practically dead guy to the position and he died a couple of months later.

Stalin wins, Hitler was gay and would show up in a tutu.

Two of the greatest leaders in history. Hitler and Stalin, both did alot for thier countries but went kind of erm... mad at the end. But both have been demonized quite a bit. In a fight? I'd put my money on Stalin, but the Doctor's Plot was actually real, thats what pisses me off about History at School, they teach it like it was a myth, it was actually real.