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I reasently came in contact with a bag of "New & Improved" Chips Ahoy! Chewy Cookies. Not only were they packed with '20% more chips' but they were in a 'softer cookie'.
I fumbled around with the red bag. Finding it hard to open due to a thin, plastic lining around the aluminum; I had to repeatedly use my pinky nail to rip holes through the clear siding.
When I finally pulled the four compartment cookie holder out of the packaging I realized something. Yes, the cookies were softer looking. Yes, they had more chips. But something else was amiss from the former style. They were...thicker.
I pulled the first cookie out and held it before my mouth breathing deeply. In and out. In and out in antisipation of tasting the 'New & Improved' Chocolate Chip Cookie. I moved it half way into my mouth and with great speed I bit off the closer end of the cookie. As I pulled away the other half of the cookie I felt the soft dough rubbing between my molars. Being chopped by my canines. I felt the pleasure exploding in my mouth.
"These," I though, "These are good cookies."

I reasently came in contact with a bag of "New & Improved" Chips Ahoy! Chewy Cookies. Not only were they packed with '20% more chips' but they were in a 'softer cookie'.
I fumbled around with the red bag. Finding it hard to open due to a thin, plastic lining around the aluminum; I had to repeatedly use my pinky nail to rip holes through the clear siding.
When I finally pulled the four compartment cookie holder out of the packaging I realized something. Yes, the cookies were softer looking. Yes, they had more chips. But something else was amiss from the former style. They were...thicker.
I pulled the first cookie out and held it before my mouth breathing deeply. In and out. In and out in antisipation of tasting the 'New & Improved' Chocolate Chip Cookie. I moved it half way into my mouth and with great speed I bit off the closer end of the cookie. As I pulled away the other half of the cookie I felt the soft dough rubbing between my molars. Being chopped by my canines. I felt the pleasure exploding in my mouth.
"These," I though, "These are good cookies."

Yeah...they are pretty good :p

I reasently came in contact with a bag of "New & Improved" Chips Ahoy! Chewy Cookies. Not only were they packed with '20% more chips' but they were in a 'softer cookie'.
I fumbled around with the red bag. Finding it hard to open due to a thin, plastic lining around the aluminum; I had to repeatedly use my pinky nail to rip holes through the clear siding.
When I finally pulled the four compartment cookie holder out of the packaging I realized something. Yes, the cookies were softer looking. Yes, they had more chips. But something else was amiss from the former style. They were...thicker.
I pulled the first cookie out and held it before my mouth breathing deeply. In and out. In and out in antisipation of tasting the 'New & Improved' Chocolate Chip Cookie. I moved it half way into my mouth and with great speed I bit off the closer end of the cookie. As I pulled away the other half of the cookie I felt the soft dough rubbing between my molars. Being chopped by my canines. I felt the pleasure exploding in my mouth.
"These," I though, "These are good cookies."

Yeah...I hate chewy cookies. Give me hard and fresh or give me death.

Yeah...I hate chewy cookies. Give me hard and fresh or give me death.

Chewy can still be fresh

Chewy can still be fresh
Not when they come in foil pouches.

Not when they come in foil pouches.

I like th chewwwwwwy just outta the oven kind.....hehe :)

Crispetty sugary butter cookies, home made = WIN!!!!

I like th chewwwwwwy just outta the oven kind.....hehe :)


Agreed. Not the kind that has been sitting on the shelf for 2 years chewy though.

Agreed. Not the kind that has been sitting on the shelf for 2 years chewy though.

thats the nasty kind
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