NationStates Jolt Archive


Guns and Moses

Lunatic Goofballs
19-07-2004, 08:25
If Charlton Heston played Moses today:

*holds a gun to the Pharoah's temple*

"Let my people go or this b*stard gets two in the head!"

:D
Monkeypimp
19-07-2004, 08:31
I would assume that the egyptions would have had all the guns, and the slaves would have been cut to pieces as they ran accross the red sea, if not earlier...
Incertonia
19-07-2004, 08:37
Ever see the Family Guy episode where Moses and Jesus use machine guns to wipe out the Romans? Top notch stuff--Heston gets shot in the episode and dies.
Studly Doright
19-07-2004, 08:40
I would assume that the egyptions would have had all the guns, and the slaves would have been cut to pieces as they ran accross the red sea, if not earlier...


considering the outcomes of the various arab/isreali wars, i think the egyptian would have been wise to stick with swords and spears even if charley had a gat down the back of his robe.
Lapse
19-07-2004, 10:15
If Charlton Heston played Moses today:

*holds a gun to the Pharoah's temple*

"Let my people go or this b*stard gets two in the head!"

:D
lol, cept with more swearing and several shocked hot women in the background...
Lakarian
19-07-2004, 17:24
Hmmm this made me think of the South park Episode where Jesus and the Kids rescued Santa with Machine guns.
Bodies Without Organs
19-07-2004, 17:28
Guns and Moses

Someone remind me what band had the lyrics "The kids are into Guns'n'Roses/When they should be into God'n'Moses".
Squelchonia
19-07-2004, 20:25
Aha! Violence IS the answer to relgious problems!
Desra2004
19-07-2004, 20:26
Aha! Violence IS the answer to relgious problems!

great....start more jihads/crusades.......(do you remember "thou shalt not kill?")
Squelchonia
19-07-2004, 20:39
I remember it..... but not vividly.... I think I was hacking someone apart at the time