The Pink Pony
16-07-2004, 06:22
Hear me and behold!
On this day, with the advent of the new forum known throughout the land as JOLT The Great and Magnificent Invisible Pink Pony hath chosen to descend upon the mortals and walk among them. Listen, and Behold.
Lo! I am the Pink Pony and I have descendeth upon thee in this time of glorious rejoicing. Long have I been amongst my brethern in the clouds, galloping in the endless fields of the free ponies. The followers of the Pony have much to revel in as they see the advent of their lord and god. Rejoice and be in bliss for I am here to walk amongst you.
In the days of old, lo' far in the dim recesses of past memory (two weeks ago) humans and other sentient speicies roamed these boards with much angst at the server crashes. Then, after a period of waiting, the boards of jolt did arrive. These boards greeted a new era, one of peace and joy. Fellowship and happiness. Once again the people of NS were free to post message after message without fear of crash.
Now, the advent of the forums is upon us. The time of bliss arrives. The people of the pony must come forth and declare themselves to experience the extasy of rapture with their god. All peoples are welcome to commune with me, the Pink Pony. Come, join, commune, be at peace. The days of jolt are upon us.
Message translated through Ponyspeek 3000.
On this day, with the advent of the new forum known throughout the land as JOLT The Great and Magnificent Invisible Pink Pony hath chosen to descend upon the mortals and walk among them. Listen, and Behold.
Lo! I am the Pink Pony and I have descendeth upon thee in this time of glorious rejoicing. Long have I been amongst my brethern in the clouds, galloping in the endless fields of the free ponies. The followers of the Pony have much to revel in as they see the advent of their lord and god. Rejoice and be in bliss for I am here to walk amongst you.
In the days of old, lo' far in the dim recesses of past memory (two weeks ago) humans and other sentient speicies roamed these boards with much angst at the server crashes. Then, after a period of waiting, the boards of jolt did arrive. These boards greeted a new era, one of peace and joy. Fellowship and happiness. Once again the people of NS were free to post message after message without fear of crash.
Now, the advent of the forums is upon us. The time of bliss arrives. The people of the pony must come forth and declare themselves to experience the extasy of rapture with their god. All peoples are welcome to commune with me, the Pink Pony. Come, join, commune, be at peace. The days of jolt are upon us.
Message translated through Ponyspeek 3000.