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The Pink Pony hath come again!

The Pink Pony
16-07-2004, 06:22
Hear me and behold!

On this day, with the advent of the new forum known throughout the land as JOLT The Great and Magnificent Invisible Pink Pony hath chosen to descend upon the mortals and walk among them. Listen, and Behold.

Lo! I am the Pink Pony and I have descendeth upon thee in this time of glorious rejoicing. Long have I been amongst my brethern in the clouds, galloping in the endless fields of the free ponies. The followers of the Pony have much to revel in as they see the advent of their lord and god. Rejoice and be in bliss for I am here to walk amongst you.

In the days of old, lo' far in the dim recesses of past memory (two weeks ago) humans and other sentient speicies roamed these boards with much angst at the server crashes. Then, after a period of waiting, the boards of jolt did arrive. These boards greeted a new era, one of peace and joy. Fellowship and happiness. Once again the people of NS were free to post message after message without fear of crash.

Now, the advent of the forums is upon us. The time of bliss arrives. The people of the pony must come forth and declare themselves to experience the extasy of rapture with their god. All peoples are welcome to commune with me, the Pink Pony. Come, join, commune, be at peace. The days of jolt are upon us.

Message translated through Ponyspeek 3000.
Gaeltach
16-07-2004, 06:27
*rushes to build a pony-worthy temple*

All hail the glorious Pink Pony!
BLARGistania
16-07-2004, 06:29
The Pony arrives!

*bows down to the pony*
Lapse
16-07-2004, 06:31
YAY

letsv celebrate

*launches fireworks right up the ponys bum hole*

oops.....
Demonic Furbies
16-07-2004, 06:31
mmmm pony...
*drools alittle*
BLARGistania
16-07-2004, 06:38
let it be known that the pony is a god and will not tolerate your youthful brashness. Up his bum hole indeed!

As the Prophet of the pony (and it's puppet master), I will inform you that the pony will allow no such shenanagins to occur. Remove your fireworks from the Pony's bum hole or it will simply reverse the fireworks and aim them at you.
Lapse
16-07-2004, 06:43
let it be known that the pony is a god and will not tolerate your youthful brashness. Up his bum hole indeed!

As the Prophet of the pony (and it's puppet master), I will inform you that the pony will allow no such shenanagins to occur. Remove your fireworks from the Pony's bum hole or it will simply reverse the fireworks and aim them at you.
it was an accident... it was to celebrate the pink pony, but due to bad workmanship it went in the wrong direction...

dont blame me... atleast i didnt set it on fire...
BLARGistania
16-07-2004, 08:03
it was an accident... it was to celebrate the pink pony, but due to bad workmanship it went in the wrong direction...

dont blame me... atleast i didnt set it on fire...

The pony hath shown mercy this time. She does not take nicely to large amounts of explosives up her butt.

*begins to sing pony songs*
Incertonia
16-07-2004, 08:13
How about the pony write in some color that ain't so damn hard to read on a white background? Hmmm?
*stumps off muttering to self*
BLARGistania
16-07-2004, 08:14
How about the pony write in some color that ain't so damn hard to read on a white background? Hmmm?
*stumps off muttering to self*

Well, it is the Pink Pony Its only fitting the text be in Pink as well.