New Foxxinnia
16-07-2004, 00:49
BERLIN- In a amazing act in Germany the government returned all power to the former Fürher Adolf Hitler as he heroicly rolled into the German capital [Berlin] as a yam.
Adolf Hitler the infamous German dictator who ruled Germany from 1932 to 1945, ordered the mass-killing of millions of Jews, and who's ordering of the invasion of Poland began WWII was found on the steps of the German capitol building by Detlef Dzembritzki, a member of parliament.
"I saw this yam [Hitler] bouncing up and down on the ground trying to get up the first step," Dzembritzki told The Foxxinnian via translator, "And when I went down to pick it up I noticed right away that it looked just like Hitler. Then upon closer inspection it was infact Hitler I was looking at, but he was yam. Sieg Heil!"
Yes, Hitler was infact a yam. A tuberous, starchy vegetable simlar to a sweet potato. Yet, this yam had the ability to hypnotize the entire German parliament into making him their leader.
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Former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder addresses
the German Parliament for the last time. He was last seen being
pushed into a black van by SS soldiers.
"I rolled all the way from a small farming village in Poland and all the way I was sickened [by] the deplorable conditions this country is under! Jews, gays, and gypsies were everywhere!" Hitler complained. "Even in the parliament! So I demand you to rename me Fürher of Germany so this country may be restored to its rightful place on the world stage!" Hitler fell silent as the room erupted into claps and shouts of 'Sieg Heil'.
The Foxxinnian spoke with the head of Current Affiars at UMass, Professor William McDonald. "Not only does this yam have the ability to talk and move freely but it has also channeled the spirit of Hitler and gained the ability to do mass-hypnosis." McDonald said dumb-founded. "Who know was will happen next."
Upon getting power Hitler deployed military forces to the borders of the nation and re-established the Jewish Concentration Camps. President Bush told the un-hypnotized German peoples to 'break out the forks and knives and end this madness as soon as possible.'
Adolf Hitler the infamous German dictator who ruled Germany from 1932 to 1945, ordered the mass-killing of millions of Jews, and who's ordering of the invasion of Poland began WWII was found on the steps of the German capitol building by Detlef Dzembritzki, a member of parliament.
"I saw this yam [Hitler] bouncing up and down on the ground trying to get up the first step," Dzembritzki told The Foxxinnian via translator, "And when I went down to pick it up I noticed right away that it looked just like Hitler. Then upon closer inspection it was infact Hitler I was looking at, but he was yam. Sieg Heil!"
Yes, Hitler was infact a yam. A tuberous, starchy vegetable simlar to a sweet potato. Yet, this yam had the ability to hypnotize the entire German parliament into making him their leader.
http://www.talkingproud.us/ImagesIntlrelationships/June17GDRUprising/RauParliament.jpg
Former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder addresses
the German Parliament for the last time. He was last seen being
pushed into a black van by SS soldiers.
"I rolled all the way from a small farming village in Poland and all the way I was sickened [by] the deplorable conditions this country is under! Jews, gays, and gypsies were everywhere!" Hitler complained. "Even in the parliament! So I demand you to rename me Fürher of Germany so this country may be restored to its rightful place on the world stage!" Hitler fell silent as the room erupted into claps and shouts of 'Sieg Heil'.
The Foxxinnian spoke with the head of Current Affiars at UMass, Professor William McDonald. "Not only does this yam have the ability to talk and move freely but it has also channeled the spirit of Hitler and gained the ability to do mass-hypnosis." McDonald said dumb-founded. "Who know was will happen next."
Upon getting power Hitler deployed military forces to the borders of the nation and re-established the Jewish Concentration Camps. President Bush told the un-hypnotized German peoples to 'break out the forks and knives and end this madness as soon as possible.'