NationStates Jolt Archive


Goofball Parties.

Lunatic Goofballs
15-07-2004, 03:30
It's good to be spreading my lunacy on a new server.

Today, I'd like to talk about a movie I saw recently. It's called, 'Euro Trip.' It's a devstatingly fun and raunchy movie. Good clean fun. Lots of nekkedness. Very little violence. And a robot mime gets kicked in the groin. :D

But there is one scene near the beginning that had me laughing unexpectedly. They are at the graduation party and are on their way out when the lead actor(Scotty) looks to his left and says, 'Great Party, Wayne. Thanks." And as they walk by, you see Wayne... in his underwear, gagged and ducttaped to a tree.

I laughed as hard as I did because it brought back fond memories of a similar party I attended in my rowdy youth(whiuch hasn't officially ended yet). At this particular party, A casual friend invited everyone he knew over to his place for a party while his parents were on vacation. The thing is that he really wasn't particularly 'cool'. He was using the party as a stepping stone to popularity. That was his First mistake. His second mistake was in inviting the sort of people I hang out with. His third mistake came about two hours into the party when it got a bit more interesting and messy than he was prepared to deal with. He tried to end the party early.

Now, what happened next, I swear I had nothing to do with.

The hapless host ended up hanging in his own backyard from a treelimb by his ankles. Stark Raving Naked. The logistics of this are mindboggling. A good portion of my laughter was in amazement at the audacity of the feat. The rest came over the night as I(and many others) became more and more inebriated and the host became more and more of a target for other people's cleverness.

It was quite a fun party. Almost everyone had a great time. It's a shame that he never threw any others. ;)
Daistallia 2104
15-07-2004, 04:28
2 College parties come to mind:
The Texas Slave Ranch party and Rice universities NOD.
Colodia
15-07-2004, 05:12
glad to see familiar faces


even better since I'm at a new High School...which lacks 90% of familiar faces...
Lunatic Goofballs
15-07-2004, 07:10
2 College parties come to mind:
The Texas Slave Ranch party and Rice universities NOD.

If you can keep it clean enough to not get this thread locked, I'd like to hear about these. :)
Monkeypimp
15-07-2004, 07:27
I didn't read the thread because I have to go to inline hockey training, but good to see you here LG :D
Lunatic Goofballs
15-07-2004, 07:29
I didn't read the thread because I have to go to inline hockey training, but good to see you here LG :D

Thanks, MP. Don't lose any teeth. :D
Lapse
15-07-2004, 07:32
lol, i remember all the ol threads from when LG was here alot of trhe time...i hope those days can be relived in the coming time...

and this is anexample of another great, LG thread :P
Lunatic Goofballs
15-07-2004, 07:35
Unfortunately, my little goofball absorbs a lot of my free time. But i think that a friendlier server will help me make the most of my free time. :)
The-Bebop
15-07-2004, 08:04
lol, i remember all the ol threads from when LG was here alot of trhe time...i hope those days can be relived in the coming time...

and this is anexample of another great, LG thread :P
Word. I assumed he had died or something of the sort.
Well, not really.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-07-2004, 08:07
Word. I assumed he had died or something of the sort.
Well, not really.

I wouldn't let a trivial thing like death keep me from living my life. ;)
Enerica
15-07-2004, 08:08
I wouldn't let a trivial thing like death keep me from living my life. ;)
What life, you play NS?
Monkeypimp
15-07-2004, 11:36
Thanks, MP. Don't lose any teeth. :D

haha, nah I wear a face cage. Enough sticks and pucks clattering into it have convinced me that it's a smart thing to have there.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-07-2004, 14:52
What life, you play NS?

Oh, I fit lots into my day. They say that when you're crazy, the first thing to go is your sense of time. Having access to 31 hour days is a real benefit. :D
Enerica
15-07-2004, 15:05
Oh, I fit lots into my day. They say that when you're crazy, the first thing to go is your sense of time. Having access to 31 hour days is a real benefit. :D
Yeah I've been running of probability time for months now.