New Foxxinnia
14-07-2004, 15:56
Aries:
Turn off your pop-up blocker today. Today you will find a pop-up that will change your life.
Leo:
You will find fame and fortune after cultivating a circus act that will shock the nation.
Sagittarius:
Your job will be outsourced to India this week which will be interesting because you are a begger.
Taurus:
Today learn Norweigian so when Norway invades next week you won't be sacraficed to the Sun God 'Insna-coop'.
Virgo:
Do a little home surgery today to remove that dead fetus from your inner thigh.
Capricorn:
The stars were swamped this week so pretend you're a Sagittarius.
Gemini:
That strange piece of flesh growing out of your crotch is not a 2nd penis but really a pimple gone horribly wrong.
Libra:
The water calls to you. But don't jump in because you are on LSD.
Aquarius:
You have never been sexually attracted to fish before but you will at your grocery store.
Cancer:
You will feel the urge to kill your family with a baseball bat tonight, but instead cut off their limbs with an axe, toss their torsos in a lake, and boil the rest in acid.
Scorpio:
Believe it or not but you are walking on air.
Pisces:
Not only will your CDs be possesed by evil demons but the only way to get rid of them is to have sex with a dozen Japanese men.
Turn off your pop-up blocker today. Today you will find a pop-up that will change your life.
Leo:
You will find fame and fortune after cultivating a circus act that will shock the nation.
Sagittarius:
Your job will be outsourced to India this week which will be interesting because you are a begger.
Taurus:
Today learn Norweigian so when Norway invades next week you won't be sacraficed to the Sun God 'Insna-coop'.
Virgo:
Do a little home surgery today to remove that dead fetus from your inner thigh.
Capricorn:
The stars were swamped this week so pretend you're a Sagittarius.
Gemini:
That strange piece of flesh growing out of your crotch is not a 2nd penis but really a pimple gone horribly wrong.
Libra:
The water calls to you. But don't jump in because you are on LSD.
Aquarius:
You have never been sexually attracted to fish before but you will at your grocery store.
Cancer:
You will feel the urge to kill your family with a baseball bat tonight, but instead cut off their limbs with an axe, toss their torsos in a lake, and boil the rest in acid.
Scorpio:
Believe it or not but you are walking on air.
Pisces:
Not only will your CDs be possesed by evil demons but the only way to get rid of them is to have sex with a dozen Japanese men.