NationStates Jolt Archive


, Colodia is better than the nation you live in RL

Colodia
28-06-2004, 04:23
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!

Here in Colodia, we're better than you and we know it!
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/betterthan.jpg
IIRRAAQQII
28-06-2004, 04:24
Not Italia!
Colodia
28-06-2004, 04:24
Not Italia!
Our government spends a lot on education :lol:
IIRRAAQQII
28-06-2004, 04:26
Not Italia!
Our government spends a lot on education :lol:

Our education is universal;) Did i mention FREE?
Colodia
28-06-2004, 04:26
Not Italia!
Our government spends a lot on education :lol:

Our education is universal;) Did i mention FREE?
so is ours, and it comes with a free complimentary mug.
Hattia
28-06-2004, 04:38
Meh, not as good as Hattia, after all, we've got...

Free education...
Free housing...
Free guns...
Free hot pockets...
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:03
Meh, not as good as Hattia, after all, we've got...

Free education...
Free housing...
Free guns...
Free hot pockets...
Free education
Smaller Social Gaps
Powerful Defense
Educated Voters
Decent income tax
and a free complementary mug with every year of school.
Mutant Dogs
28-06-2004, 05:04
Free women?
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:06
Free women?
We don't allow slavery
Opal Isle
28-06-2004, 05:08
Well, in Opal Isle, all the women get free sex from the marvelously infamous Cap'n Pogo, leader of the Island...
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:09
Well, in Opal Isle, all the women get free sex from the marvelously infamous Cap'n Pogo, leader of the Island...
The question is, does Cap'n Pogo get any sex? 8)
Mutant Dogs
28-06-2004, 05:10
Free women?
We don't allow slavery

Slavery? :shock:
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:11
Free women?
We don't allow slavery

Slavery? :shock:
argh! [/pirate]
The Atheists Reality
28-06-2004, 05:13
yay for having an unexplainable society :D
Opal Isle
28-06-2004, 05:13
Well, in Opal Isle, all the women get free sex from the marvelously infamous Cap'n Pogo, leader of the Island...
The question is, does Cap'n Pogo get any sex? 8)

Well, not too much, but he's in the process of finding a way to encourage all the men to leave the island. (Pogo believes in Civil Rights, and therefore does not force them off.) If this were accomplished, Pogo would likely half to double the size of his administration as he'd be very busy.

26 million people...at least half being female...that's like...500,000 per hour if they all want it once a day...
Zwange
28-06-2004, 05:13
Free doughnuts 8)
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:14
Well, in Opal Isle, all the women get free sex from the marvelously infamous Cap'n Pogo, leader of the Island...
The question is, does Cap'n Pogo get any sex? 8)

Well, not too much, but he's in the process of finding a way to encourage all the men to leave the island. (Pogo believes in Civil Rights, and therefore does not force them off.) If this were accomplished, Pogo would likely half to double the size of his administration as he'd be very busy.
so....life is good for Pogo then?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:15
Free doughnuts 8)

free lifetime-membership to our fitness centers :twisted:
The Atheists Reality
28-06-2004, 05:16
Free doughnuts 8)

free lifetime-membership to our fitness centers :twisted:

they cant be very good then. :P
Opal Isle
28-06-2004, 05:16
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?

Well, they're all pirates...they're always busy out seeking their own booty. (heh, pun intended)
Zwange
28-06-2004, 05:18
Free doughnuts 8)

free lifetime-membership to our fitness centers :twisted:

Free...uhhhh.....HEY LOOK AT THAT! *runs*
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:18
Free doughnuts 8)

free lifetime-membership to our fitness centers :twisted:

they cant be very good then. :P
"We're better than you, and we know it!"

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/betterthan.jpg

Ben Stiller is Secretary of Fitness
The Atheists Reality
28-06-2004, 05:19
Free doughnuts 8)

free lifetime-membership to our fitness centers :twisted:

they cant be very good then. :P
"We're better than you, and we know it!"

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/betterthan.jpg

crazy people...
Dragons Bay
28-06-2004, 05:20
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!
Who is the kid who thinks Colodia rules over China? :roll:
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:27
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!
Who is the kid who thinks Colodia rules over China? :roll:
umm...eh?
The Atheists Reality
28-06-2004, 05:28
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!
Who is the kid who thinks Colodia rules over China? :roll:

20 million pop.>1.2billion pop. therefore aussieland>china
Fluffywuffy
28-06-2004, 05:38
Fluffywuffy > Colodia because the name is sooo much sexier.
Dragons Bay
28-06-2004, 05:45
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!
Who is the kid who thinks Colodia rules over China? :roll:
umm...eh?

Eh what. CHINA ROCKS OVER COLODIA! :twisted:
Colodia
28-06-2004, 05:46
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!
Who is the kid who thinks Colodia rules over China? :roll:
umm...eh?

Eh what. CHINA ROCKS OVER COLODIA! :twisted:

Do I gotta pull out this pic AGAIN?
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/betterthan.jpg
Fluffywuffy
28-06-2004, 05:55
Quiet you indignant Colodian fools! Cleary my nation's name pwns your entire country!

Zach Stewart
Minister of Inter-nation Petty Debates
http://www.alalm.org/Conferences/Convention%20Info/Convention%20Pictures/dan%20williams%20president%20address%20(2).jpg
Dragons Bay
28-06-2004, 05:56
America, Britain, Canada, Australia....doesn't matter. Colodia > your RL nation here!
Who is the kid who thinks Colodia rules over China? :roll:
umm...eh?

Eh what. CHINA ROCKS OVER COLODIA! :twisted:

Do I gotta pull out this pic AGAIN?
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/betterthan.jpg

What is that for? That can't prove Colodia is greater than China. Nothing can. :twisted:
Zwange
28-06-2004, 05:57
Zwange may be small,but it will destroy you all. :twisted: