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New Study Shows Cinnamon-Buns Still Delicious, Unhealthy

New Foxxinnia
28-06-2004, 03:21
ATLANTA- A new study released today by the Atlanta School of Medicine once again reveals that Cinnamon-buns are still delicious and extreamly unhealthy.

"One of America's favorite meal substitutes [Cinnamon-buns] is still regarded as one of the most delicious foods anywhere," Professor Simon Watts, one of the conductors of the study, told reporters between bites of a cinnamon-bun. "But it is also an extreamly unhealthy food. It contains nearly twice the daily recomended amount of calories and almost three time the daliy recomended amout of saturated fat. And that's not including the suculent frosting."

The study also showed the just one Cinnamon-bun is '50% Delicious and 50% cardio-vascular disease'.

The study also showed that a fresh, just out of the oven Cinnamon-bun has that melty goodness that can only come straight from your mother's oven and gives the eater a 25% higher chance of developing a blood-clot then eating an older Cinnamon-bun.

PHD Derrick Simmons from Memorial Medical Center in Bakersfield, California told The Foxxinnian, "Not only do Cinnamon-buns give you a feeling of pleasure and happiness but they also cause ulsers and constipation." He then added, "But they taste so damn good!"