NationStates Jolt Archive


In Soviet Russia

Penpusher Confederacy
27-06-2004, 08:54
Make up a good Soviet Russia joke! No unoriginal things like "In Soviet Russia, car drive you!" or "The Party always finds you!"

Come up with something original.
Here's mine:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia, poems write you!
Superpower07
27-06-2004, 15:24
In Soviet Russia, the Gundam pilots you!

In Soviet Russia, tennis ball serves you!

In Soviet Russia, the Force uses you!