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What are your last words

these won't be my last words, but damn... I love Douglas Adams

Is that what you got this thread from?

well, depending on the height and your awareness level, i don't think there would be any last words. it's a question of physics.

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Shave the Whales

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second that

how did I become the Free Willy kid?

Come on, you know the whale would have landed on the kid if it actually tried that

"What the hell? OH GOD! A WHALE! AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

This is, of course, assuming I heard it fall or saw its shadow or something a few seconds before it struck me.

I would probably just think about the time there was a whale on the beach somewhere, and they tried to remove it with the help of dynamite.

Chunks of whale crushed cars and left a smelly-ass corpse.

"What the hell? OH GOD! A WHALE! AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

This is, of course, assuming I heard it fall or saw its shadow or something a few seconds before it struck me.

:lol: :lol: that made me laugh, well done!

I would probably just think about the time there was a whale on the beach somewhere, and they tried to remove it with the help of dynamite.

Chunks of whale crushed cars and left a smelly-ass corpse.

Reminds me of that story where some country (forgot which) tried to haul a dead whale carcass to some research place and while in the middle of a busy city street all the whale's rot gas built up and made it explode.

no, i just randomly thought this up

Not again.

"What the hell? OH GOD! A WHALE! AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

This is, of course, assuming I heard it fall or saw its shadow or something a few seconds before it struck me.

:lol: :lol: that made me laugh, well done!

Glad to hear, but don't you think a lot of people would react that way? :wink:

WTF, Mate?

"not again"

*in the shape of a bowl of petunias.*

"not again"

*in the shape of a bowl of petunias.*Beat you. :lol:
Look up about three posts.

"not again"

*in the shape of a bowl of petunias.* TGahhhh Gahhhh GAAAAAHHHHH!!! This Place isn't just full of liberals and Democrats.... It's swarming with Hitchhiker's guide nerds!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO





like me... *wink*

Oh no! Not again!!

Quick! I can outrun th-

I would probably just think about the time there was a whale on the beach somewhere, and they tried to remove it with the help of dynamite.

Chunks of whale crushed cars and left a smelly-ass corpse.

Reminds me of that story where some country (forgot which) tried to haul a dead whale carcass to some research place and while in the middle of a busy city street all the whale's rot gas built up and made it explode.

Taiwan.

I would probably just think about the time there was a whale on the beach somewhere, and they tried to remove it with the help of dynamite.

Chunks of whale crushed cars and left a smelly-ass corpse.

Reminds me of that story where some country (forgot which) tried to haul a dead whale carcass to some research place and while in the middle of a busy city street all the whale's rot gas built up and made it explode.

Taiwan.

:shock:

Seriously??

"The only thing that could possibly ruin this birthday would be some sort of 500 ton sea-dwelling mammal crushing me and we all know that's highly improbable"

how did I become the Free Willy kid?

Come on, you know the whale would have landed on the kid if it actually tried that

*sniffles* I don't like this new director's cut.

Well, if I'm crushed by a whale, I'll be as flat as a pancake, they'll be no time for last words!

dear god....its mother....!

"Save the whales?! Ah, screw dah whales, those Greenpeace freaks can kiss my a--"

God! I'm one with the whales now ...

"Oh, look! Up in the sky! It's Star Jones! No wait it's a--" [CRUSH]

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Reminds me when some Russians threw a cow out of a plane (they stole the cow) and it happened to land on a Japanese fishing trawler below. The boat sunk automatically from the bomb-like cow falling out of the sky.

Reminds me when some Russians threw a cow out of a plane (they stole the cow) and it happened to land on a Japanese fishing trawler below. The boat sunk automatically from the bomb-like cow falling out of the sky.


Makes sense, due to the physics. As things fall, the power of their weight gets multiplied by the height. What do you think would happen if Star Jones was dropped from a plane into the ocean? Was'nt that the plot of "The Day After Tomorrow"? Only one thing could cause those waves, and thats Star Jones being tossed from a plane.

It's like the old (and bad) joke: What was the last thing to go through the fly's head as it ran into the car? The Windshield.

Well so, too with being crushed to death. Is there really any time to think of anything? The only things that would go through my head would be the whale's tail and, very finally, my feet!

But personally, if I were, somehow, able to come up with a thought, I'd probably think of reuniting with the cosmos - you know - something that some folks would think of as somewhat cheesy, etc. but which means something to me personally.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!

"not again"

*in the shape of a bowl of petunias.*Beat you. :lol:
Look up about three posts.

but I added the petunias. HAH!:p

OH no! A giant falling WHALE!!!!!!!!

Quick! Where's my camera?

I wouldn't say anything so much as laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh. I always wanted to die a funny death. And it would indeed be funny.

"where's the tarter sause?"

:shock: *speechless*
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I hate whales.

.................

"Oh hell no!"

"WHAAALE!"

But it's more likely that I would be dead before I could say anything. That's unfortunate because I've got quite an imagination.

"daddy always told me not to play with whales"

"why oh why didnt i buy the tuna that kills these things?"

"Oh, the Irony. I hate seafood, and I am scared of the water. What a world..."

Thats the biggest pigon I've ever seen...

"I feel sorry for whatever schmuck has to clean this mess up."

HOT DAMN. After tonight, I FINALLY won't be a virgin anymo-.....
(sees whale)
Shit....

oh Smeg