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Shrek 2?

Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 03:28
I would like to start a discussion about this movie.
Cremerica
27-06-2004, 03:31
this movie was terrible. It was created by the liberals as a threat to our very way of life. The whole movie is full of falsities that brainwash our children to hate God, hate America, and hate our wonderful and amazing president. Mike Myers used false facts and information. He also spliced and edited clips to make it sound the way he want. OH Lord save us from this movie of LIES!!!


GOD BLESS AMERICA
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 03:32
Reaally? Sounds fun. Lets then ^_^
An interesting movie indeed, cant pinpoint whether it was worse or better than the first.
Kind of expected to see the Staypuff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters when they visited the muffin man tho.. ah well.
The Atheists Reality
27-06-2004, 03:33
puss in boots>j00
imported_NightHawk
27-06-2004, 03:36
I thought it was funny, but i dont know if i would say it was funny then the first Sherk
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 03:36
How many people do you figure had heard of that cat before the movie? Like read his story and all. I thought Los Angeles was a pretty good place to model far, far away after...either that or Vegas.
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 03:38
one thing that reeeeally brought the movie down was the end tho... forget the title of that song, but kinda made the rest of the film seem just kinda silly. i laugh, i cry, i laugh, i cry, i go What in the world were they thinking? :shock:
Leetonia
27-06-2004, 03:40
Come on, they had a spanish pussy swashbuckler, they HAD to play that song. And frankly, there are much worse latin songs they could have played. Literary Puss in boots > Shrek Puss in boots
But i think it was just as good as the first. Mom was upset that the happily ever after potion didn't stick, but whatever.
The Sadistic Skinhead
27-06-2004, 03:47
i loved the pepper shaker bit that was so cool.
Tuesday Heights
27-06-2004, 03:48
I loved Shrek 2, and saw it on opening weekend, within the first 10 minutes I was practically crying from laughter. They really did a great job with this sequel, and I hope more movies will follow.
Ish-mael
27-06-2004, 04:18
Dare I say it, better than the original.
Colodia
27-06-2004, 04:19
GOD BLESS AMERICA
funny, I say that a lot in school....
Japaica
27-06-2004, 04:21
The movie absolutely sucked. NO MORE SEQUELS. :evil:
Leetonia
27-06-2004, 04:21
GOD BLESS AMERICA
funny, I say that a lot in school....EVIL person, you can't say "god" in school!!!!
:p
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 05:35
i loved the pepper shaker bit that was so cool.

Yeah the spoof of Cops (with them busting Puss for catnip) was the only part that had me physically laughing.
Quillaz
27-06-2004, 05:50
Puss In Boots is sooooo cute! :o
Thunderland
27-06-2004, 05:52
It was pretty good. My son liked it and I did too. I was pleased that it was able to find adult humor that kids could also find funny. Puss was awesome.
Colodia
27-06-2004, 05:53
GOD BLESS AMERICA
funny, I say that a lot in school....EVIL person, you can't say "god" in school!!!!
:p
ever since the Superior Court ruled against not letting kids say God in the pledge, I've been saying G.B.A. all over the school
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 05:54
It was pretty good. My son liked it and I did too. I was pleased that it was able to find adult humor that kids could also find funny. Puss was awesome.

Wait, I heard this too. Where besides Pinocchio's choice of undergarment was there adult humour?
BLARGistania
27-06-2004, 05:55
I loved it. On whole, I think the movie was better than Shrek. What, with all the family fueding, the disney jokes, and crazy old ladies, not to mention Puss in Boots, who could hate the movie. The Shrek movie is just a great parody on fairy tales. Word has it there is a Shrek 3 and 4 lined up for production.


Now Pray for mercy from Puss, in boots! :D
BLARGistania
27-06-2004, 05:57
It was pretty good. My son liked it and I did too. I was pleased that it was able to find adult humor that kids could also find funny. Puss was awesome.

Wait, I heard this too. Where besides Pinocchio's choice of undergarment was there adult humour?

Thong, cloud nine love potion, parents-in-law, little mermaid, disney jokes, factory workers.
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 05:59
It was pretty good. My son liked it and I did too. I was pleased that it was able to find adult humor that kids could also find funny. Puss was awesome.

Wait, I heard this too. Where besides Pinocchio's choice of undergarment was there adult humour?

Thong, cloud nine love potion, parents-in-law, little mermaid, disney jokes, factory workers.

oh I see, I guess I'm not adult enough to appreciate that sort of humor. (I'm 18 )
UFX
27-06-2004, 06:02
It was pretty good. My son liked it and I did too. I was pleased that it was able to find adult humor that kids could also find funny. Puss was awesome.

Wait, I heard this too. Where besides Pinocchio's choice of undergarment was there adult humour?

Thong, cloud nine love potion, parents-in-law, little mermaid, disney jokes, factory workers.

oh I see, I guess I'm not adult enough to appreciate that sort of humor. (I'm 18)

IM 16... but Shrek 2 own3d

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BLARGistania
27-06-2004, 06:03
hey, I'm only 17. (see above)
Macentria
27-06-2004, 06:05
sweet movie hope there's another
UFX
27-06-2004, 06:06
I actually think it was better then the first

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Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 06:09
If only Donkey had kissed Dragon...
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 06:19
Always wondered about Dragon... if Fiona/Shrek became humans and Donkey became a stud steed, what DID the dragon become..? o.O
UFX
27-06-2004, 06:21
Always wondered about Dragon... if Fiona/Shrek became humans and Donkey became a stud steed, what DID the dragon become..? o.O

An Elephant. -.o

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Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 06:22
Always wondered about Dragon... if Fiona/Shrek became humans and Donkey became a stud steed, what DID the dragon become..? o.O

a slimmer, more attractive dragon (no offense, but woof)
UFX
27-06-2004, 06:24
Maybe she becomes a Donkey....

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Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 06:28
Maybe she becomes a Donkey....


Then they'd have mules!
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 06:43
its but speculation whether those two remain together anyways. Bad enough theyre different species that cannot produce a child (unless dragons and donkeys are of the same family... :shock: ph34r the firebreathing mules), but then she becomes an allegedly gorgeous beast? With the ball-and-chain out of town, no reason but fidelity to keep her from having fun
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 07:05
its but speculation whether those two remain together anyways. Bad enough theyre different species that cannot produce a child (unless dragons and donkeys are of the same family... :shock: ph34r the firebreathing mules), but then she becomes an allegedly gorgeous beast? With the ball-and-chain out of town, no reason but fidelity to keep her from having fun


Didn't you see the thing after the credits?
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 07:12
>_>
<_<
Actually, no ^_^;;
What happens in the closing credits? o.o
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 07:22
>_>
<_<
Actually, no ^_^;;
What happens in the closing credits? o.o

err, it addresses the age old question: What would happen if dragons and donkeys bred?
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 07:26
err, it addresses the age old question: What would happen if dragons and donkeys bred?

reeeally? i doubt ill stumble across that particular film again before the birth of my children, so please, enlighten me on what occurs.

Pretty please? ^_^
Pax Salam
27-06-2004, 07:36
err, it addresses the age old question: What would happen if dragons and donkeys bred?

reeeally? i doubt ill stumble across that particular film again before the birth of my children, so please, enlighten me on what occurs.

Pretty please? ^_^

Puss walks by the stage with two maidens and asks the Donkey, who looks particularly lonely, to join him at the Kit Kat Club. The donkey responds "No", and then the dragon (who has been having relationship problems with Donkey) comes flying in (The Donkey is singing some song about being alone), and they make up. Then, the dragon says something, and 5 small dragon-donkey hybrids come flying in. They have donkey bodies, dragon manes and tails, and they breathe fire.
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 07:42
:shock:
They better've been married =P
Wow, dragon-mule hybrids ah... thanks, now ive got Hydralisks stuck in my head x_X
Thanks for lettin me know. that clears up alot ;)
Cremerica
27-06-2004, 15:44
bump
Superpower07
27-06-2004, 15:44
I wanna see Shrek 2 so badly! I hear Puss-in-boots is hilarious
Revolutionsz
27-06-2004, 16:39
its but speculation whether those two remain together anyways. Bad enough theyre different species that cannot produce a child (unless dragons and donkeys are of the same family... :shock:
hmm...in hollywood all is possible...specially if you see the WHOLE movie... :wink:
Ngasech
27-06-2004, 22:44
hmm...in hollywood all is possible...specially if you see the WHOLE movie... :wink:

Well excuuse me.. if one's trying to watch over 4-5 kids, one doesnt tend to stick around for the credits... :wink: hehe