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Are midgets the future? I believe so, even though the number of ladder sales would increase and the number of contractors will decrease midgets are reliable, trustworthy, and will never take you wallet. Because they are too short to do so. :D

LOL! :lol:

I like midgets. They can give BJs standing up. :D

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I like midgets. They can give BJs standing up. :D

:D that is wrong. but i am cracking up anyway. :D

I like midgets. They can give BJs standing up. :D

:D that is wrng. but i am cracking up anyway. :D :twisted:

I like midgets. They can give BJs standing up. :D

:D that is wrng. but i am cracking up anyway. :D :twisted:

:oops:

im sorta making thing serious cause my country webiste says i have a blooming midget population and i think that midgets might be the future but it is funny :lol: :tantrum: :evil: :twisted: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: 8) :? :shock: :D :) :( :o

i certainly hope so.

You could put lots of spiky bars at like 5 foot, so that tall people keep walking into them and natural selection takes its toll. :twisted:

This reminds me of my old website. www.geocities.com/kashyykwookiee/home.html
I only made it 'cause I love midgets so much. They are the future. Especially if they become ninjas.

hey now i mean it. are midgets the future

A Legal Midget must be under 5foot. :D

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No. They Kick you in the shin much more easily then anyone else :tantrum:

Well, the genetic kind of dwarfism IS a dominant gene, so supposing they bred enough midgets would take over the world. I don't know though, there would be chaos in the streets as companies attempted to switch to midget clothing and then collapsed, there would be massive car accidents because no one can see over the dash board, and bears and sea lions would carry off bite-sized people from the beach and campgrounds.

i didnt think this topic would get so popular in such a short amount of time i thought it would just sit around and people might see it but not really have much interest

No. They Kick you in the shin much more easily then anyone else :tantrum:
Screw that. They bite you in the shin until you obey. And then she whips you until you call her Mistress Helga.

At least, that's my dream...

bite-sized people

mmmmm, snack-packs.

bite-sized people

mmmmm, snack-packs.

Whoa! 1337th post!

hey i just posted a new topic aboout people with diseases if you want to take a look. it why are people with diseases so funny.

hey i just posted a new topic aboout people with diseases if you want to take a look. it why are people with diseases so funny.
Yea, about that. That may be just a tad over the line. I will do midgets. I won't do that.

its a serious topic cause i want to know. im not jsut being sarcastic and mean im realy interested on why people are like that.

There's an old Peter Gabriel/Genesis song called "Get 'Em Out By Friday" that actually predicts a future where people are genetically designed to grow no taller than 4 feet. This is so buildings can have twice as many floors and twice as many people will fit in them. All in the name of efficiency and cost-effectiveness y'understand.

A Legal Midget must be under 5foot. :D

http://aimforsaken.250free.com/seph.gif

It's actually 4'10".

Are midgets the future? I believe so, even though the number of ladder sales would increase and the number of contractors will decrease midgets are reliable, trustworthy, and will never take you wallet. Because they are too short to do so. :D
Grow up, you're bigger than that. :roll:

The things about ninja midgets might not be that far off. People in East Asia are getting smaller, and probably learning more martial arts as a result, while people in Europe are getting taller, and falling over alot more (according to an independent study). and with china and japan as leading powers, god help us all when ninja midgets invade! i advise either chopping off half of ur legs to blend in or emigrating to Katmandu.