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Brittany Spears getting married

Suicidal Librarians
26-06-2004, 00:03
I just heard on the "E!" Hollywood news that Brittany Spears is getting married to her back-up dancer boyfriend, Kevin something. I wonder if that will last.
Madesonia
26-06-2004, 00:04
Who gives a flying F--k?
Japaica
26-06-2004, 00:05
I just heard on the "E!" Hollywood news that Brittany Spears is getting married to her back-up dancer boyfriend, Kevin something. I wonder if that will last.

I doubt it. :D
Ashmoria
26-06-2004, 00:05
it'll probably last longer than her first marriage
Berkylvania
26-06-2004, 00:06
What? Again? And I guess the real question isn't so much "If" it will last but "How long will it last this time?" I mean, it's not like her fidelity bar is set particularly high right now.
Japaica
26-06-2004, 00:07
What? Again? And I guess the real question isn't so much "If" it will last but "How long will it last this time?" I mean, it's not like her fidelity bar is set particularly high right now.

I give it 3 months, if that. :D
Masakari
26-06-2004, 00:12
I think the main question is why the hell are you watching E! :shock:
Fluffywuffy
26-06-2004, 00:15
She has proven a responsable person, it'll last a few decades :roll: [/sarcasm]
Luckypaw
26-06-2004, 00:25
Umm...you spelled Britney wrong... :D *just ruined reputation after only being on for 10 mins* lol
Japaica
26-06-2004, 00:37
Umm...you spelled Britney wrong... :D *just ruined reputation after only being on for 10 mins* lol

No. Ruining your reputation would be screaming. "I HATE EVERYONE!11!! and I attack all of nationstates with N00KS!!!111!!11!!!!! :D
Henry Kissenger
26-06-2004, 00:49
i don't think it will
Roania
26-06-2004, 01:02
Let me see...

She has an international presence and is filthy rich. I've never heard of him until this moment in time. (though I wish I could say the same for Britney)

Almost everyone on earth knows what she looks like naked, flashing whirls of light notwithstanding. I don't know anything about him, and I don't want to.

She displays suppressed homosexual tendencies, or, at least, is an extremely extroverted prima donna. Again, I didn't even know she had a boyfriend until this minute in time, and he's dating one of the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'd give it...4 days, 5 hours, 56 minutes and 42 seconds.
MKULTRA
26-06-2004, 01:23
what Brittany needs is liposuction for her face and to layoff the booze
Roania
26-06-2004, 01:33
what Brittany needs is liposuction for her face and to layoff the booze

For once, I agree. Only it's Britney, MK. The guy who started the thread got it wrong.
Hawaiian Islands
26-06-2004, 01:45
I just heard on the "E!" Hollywood news that Brittany Spears is getting married to her back-up dancer boyfriend, Kevin something. I wonder if that will last.

Maybe her next marriage will last probably sooner..

Spears is a slut. She married to a guy named Jason, and divorced him the next day after her marriage. Maybe this time, she's going to divorce her new husband on the same day as the wedding.. maybe IT'S ON THE WEDDING?!?! :shock:
Suicidal Librarians
26-06-2004, 01:48
Umm...you spelled Britney wrong... :D *just ruined reputation after only being on for 10 mins* lol

Damn! I had Britney spelled right but I changed it because I wasn't sure. I know 4 different people with that first name and they have 3 ways of spelling it (Britany, Brittany, and Britney) so I'm always confused about that.
MKULTRA
26-06-2004, 01:49
why doesnt Spears just marry a vibrator? it would be more meaningful
Capernaum
26-06-2004, 05:58
I thought it was all just hype, her getting married again. But this guy is right, she would be better off with a vibrator, mostly because she would be saving some guys a lot of anguish and depression. Anyone agree?
Cold Hard Bitch
26-06-2004, 06:00
I am next! Come to me Britney! :twisted:
Raysian Military Tech
26-06-2004, 06:04
that dancer guy that's been in the background since her first video? That guy looks so freaking gay...
Cold Hard Bitch
26-06-2004, 06:05
that dancer guy that's been in the background since her first video? That guy looks so freaking gay...



You have no idea how gay. :lol:
Strengthford
26-06-2004, 06:08
She is nothing but a new Madonna. I used to be in love with her but now she could drop dead and I wouldn't blink. And marrying a wigger no less!
Soviet Haaregrad
26-06-2004, 06:11
I thought it was all just hype, her getting married again. But this guy is right, she would be better off with a vibrator, mostly because she would be saving some guys a lot of anguish and depression. Anyone agree?

Who would get depressed over Britney?

If I was married to her I'd just go get a VD check the next day and empty the minibar into my luggage. And I'd make sure the hotel was in her name.
Arizona Nova
26-06-2004, 06:18
Yes, pull out your stopwatches, and see if she can break her former record! :lol:
Kazackistan
26-06-2004, 11:08
whoever posted this subject should get a life and stop obsessing over calabrities. YOU WIERD MONKEY LOVERS
Suicidal Librarians
26-06-2004, 21:12
whoever posted this subject should get a life and stop obsessing over calabrities. YOU WIERD MONKEY LOVERS

I have a life. The only reason I posted this subject is because my brother was watching the E! channel and I overheard them say Britney Spears was getting married. I was bored so I started a new topic. Sheesh! It's not as if I actually CARE about some pop diva.
Opal Isle
26-06-2004, 21:15
Again?