NationStates Jolt Archive

It is now the bottom of the 1st in the beginning of the RED LINE SERIES Sox will win it, but lets debate.

I just had the joy of watching Jon Garland strike out the best of the flubs (including Sosa)

Expect to hear the fans at the Cell sing "Na na na na Hey Hey Goodbye" early when Prior gets pulled early. Big Hurt (Frank Thomas) just got a hit and el caballo (Carlos Lee) was walked. Prior almost nailed Aaron Rowand.

Garland on the other hand got 2 strikeouts in the 1st.

OK, 1st is over. walked Jose Valentin (Jose Jose Jose Jose! Jose! Jose!) to load the bases, Paul Konerko was up Paulie poped up to right on what was almost a homer.

Sox may have lost, but we will win tomorrow. we always win a majority against the Flubs.

I went to whitesoxinteractive.com today. I had Paul Konerko as my pick to click and got a point for it. Paulie eee YES!

Flub fans will get use to the phrase "You can put it on the Booooaaarrrd eee YES!" very soon.

Sox fans, who is your pick to click tommorow? Mine is Carlos Lee (el caballo)

Go the Flubs

We will all be singing "Hey hey hey GOODBYE!" to the Flubs.

YEEEES!

I hate that. The White Sox broadcasters are by far the worst in the history of sports. All they did was whine and moap today. They don't even know the game very well. You know what's even worse that 'YEEEEES!' is that dumb thing they say when the Sox get a strikeout: 'He gone!' Uugh! It's just so stupid! Steve Stone (Cubs analyst) is actually teaching people what he knows and Chip Caray is an excellent play-by-play man. The Sox broadcasters almost make me hate the team.

As for the series, the Cubs play real baseball, the National League way. They produce runs, pitch well, bunt, and steal. Although the Sox do all those things to a lesser degree, their winning strategy is basically a three-run homer. They play stupid AL baseball. So that makes me like the Cubs, but I'm sick of hearing about them, too. I guess I wish that both of these teams could lose.

What? Chip sucks. All he does is make excuses and defend Dusty when he kills his pitchers by overpitching them. Stone is now different. And Ron santo, my GOD! I love his excuses. If he didn't have such bad diabetes I would make fun of him and not feel guilty.

I love hearing Hawk and DJ's calls. Nothing is as good as hearing.

Waaaaaay Back! Stretch! He looks up! YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRDS eee YESSSS!

You probably just hate He Gone! because Sammy had it said many times when he was batting. Too bad Hawk and DJ didn't make fun of him for Cork.

The Sox do play real baseball. They actually do lots of bunting and stealing. What do you think "Ozzie Ball" is? The Sox do steal alot. What do you think they did today. el Caballo even stole home.

The Sox hit a lot of homers and that is what is exciting. While the team has power in Paulie, Frank, Jose, Crede, and Mags it is the stadium. For some reason the "Cell" has become a hitter's park when it use to be a pitcher's park.

South side Chicago sucks.

South side Chicago sucks.
Most Sox fans are from the burbs and NW Indiana (like me from Valpo).

I like that new commercial. "Us vs. Them"

"Them vs. Us

Them: Are loveable even when they lose.
We: Hate losing.

Them: Believe they are cursed.
We: Agree

Them: Got Wood
We: Got lumber

Them: Champions in 1908
We: Champions as recently as 1917. And who can forget 1906? (subway series, Sox won)

Them: Has a fan who says "woo"
We: Don't

Them: Want tickets? See a broker.
US: Call 1-866-Soxgame

Oh...and the mayor likes us better." (I guess Daley does like the Sox he was raised near the old Comiskey and went to games with his dad)

Yea, but the Cubs have Wrigley.

good Cubs jokes
http://cubssuck.knup.net/content/category/1/1/27/

SOX FANS!
visit
www.flyingsock.com

join the message board and compete in the picks to click contest. Also bash the ****ing Cubs. Goooooo SOX!

sox are way better.

Favorite pictures
http://www.gotwinlakes.com/images/Bartman.jpg
HERO

http://www.seanparnell.com/bar%20reviews/WrigleyField/BillyGoatGoat.jpg
Here is Sam "Billygoat" Sianis, the man who cursed the Cubs with the infamous goat. Sianis is not only famous for cursing the Cubs, but also his good Billygoat Tavern, which he founded. They have great burgers and were satirized on Saturday Night Live. Anyone remember Belushi? "Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger." "No frie, chip"
"No coke, Pepsi"

http://www.collectr.com/bb/images/bpordonezm.jpg
Mags crushes one at Wrigley. Can anyone say "O-E-O Magglio!"

Heh, Chicago has baseball? Those two teams should both be taken out to pasture and shot. In the meantime, my Twinkies have won 2 World Series in the last 20 years.

Heh, Chicago has baseball? Those two teams should both be taken out to pasture and shot. In the meantime, my Twinkies have won 2 World Series in the last 20 years.

your twinkies will die next week. Torii Hunter sucks. We took 3 of 4 at the metrodome last time and will take 3 of 3 this time

Remind me again.....did the Sox make the playoffs last year, or was it the Twinkies?

Then, once you stop reliving those bad memories, ask yourself how much higher the Sox payroll is. Homer Hankies abound!

Here is Sam "Billygoat" Sianis, the man who cursed the Cubs with the infamous goat. Sianis is not only famous for cursing the Cubs, but also his good Billygoat Tavern, which he founded. They have great burgers and were satirized on Saturday Night Live. Anyone remember Belushi? "Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger." "No frie, chip"
"No coke, Pepsi"
I thought it was "Cheeseborger". A great restaurant, I must admit. I love that guy who changes your order! :P

Anyone seen the new McDonald's commercials? The one with the guy getting the tattoo is almost surreal.

White Sox, since the Bucs aren't an option.

Here is Sam "Billygoat" Sianis, the man who cursed the Cubs with the infamous goat. Sianis is not only famous for cursing the Cubs, but also his good Billygoat Tavern, which he founded. They have great burgers and were satirized on Saturday Night Live. Anyone remember Belushi? "Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger." "No frie, chip"
"No coke, Pepsi"
I thought it was "Cheeseborger". A great restaurant, I must admit. I love that guy who changes your order! :P

Anyone seen the new McDonald's commercials? The one with the guy getting the tattoo is almost surreal.

I love that one.
guy getting tatto, into cellphone: I'm getting a Cubs tattoo.

tattoo guy (sox fan): wait until they see this in the stands, cubbies boo (he is putting a Sox tattoo on the guy)

Cub fan: cubbie blue!

You are right they say Cheeseborger, but it's still funny.

Remind me again.....did the Sox make the playoffs last year, or was it the Twinkies?

Then, once you stop reliving those bad memories, ask yourself how much higher the Sox payroll is. Homer Hankies abound!

The Sox payroll is for ****. Kenny Williams is a cheap *** who can't spend a dime. It's also Gerry Reinsdorf (and I thought he was good when it was Jerry Krause). The Twins actually spend money unlike the Sox. I just hope he pays good money to keep Mags.

SOX WIN!

Felix Diaz, a AAA minor leaguer who had an 11+ ERA in his other 2 starts beat Cub's best pitcher, Carlos Zambrano. (the 2nd best pitcher in the NL).

Paulie had a 3 run shot
Crede had a 2 run shot
and Jose had a solo shot. GOOO SOX

Flub fans listening to the game got acquainted to "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRDDDD eeee YESSSSSSSS!!!!"

Shingo got the save can you say "HE GONE!" Sosa and Hollandsworth looked real bad on those Ks.

Here is the song that Zambrano heard.

NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE!

TOP 10 LIES TOLD AT WRIGLEY FIELD

10. I'm not drunk
9. Parking is no problem
8. Harry Caray has a good singing voice
7. Harry Caray is not drunk (if you saw him announce he mispronounced names after 4 innings since he couldn't read the cards. He also had slurred speech late in the game.)
6. We are not cursed
5. Sosa is a good fielder (also applies to Moises Alou)
4. Dusty knows how to manage a pitching rotation
3. Just one more beer
2. I washed my hands
1. This is our year

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today we have Esteban Loaiza taking on the washed up Greg Maddux,

To Flubbie fans who think Maddux is a hero or savior, he sucks. He was once a good pitcher, OVER 12 YEARS AGO! Loaiza will own you today.

I will love to see Sammy wiff on the cutter.

In the 9th it will once again be SHINGO TIME!

I have one thing to say. Ahem.

GOOOOO CUBBIES!!!

That is all.

I like that new commercial. "Us vs. Them"

"Them vs. Us

Them: Are loveable even when they lose.
We: Hate losing.

Them: Believe they are cursed.
We: Agree

Them: Got Wood
We: Got lumber

Them: Champions in 1908
We: Champions as recently as 1917. And who can forget 1906? (subway series, Sox won)

Them: Has a fan who says "woo"
We: Don't

Them: Want tickets? See a broker.
US: Call 1-866-Soxgame

Oh...and the mayor likes us better." (I guess Daley does like the Sox he was raised near the old Comiskey and went to games with his dad)
anyone seen this? It was run on sportscenter

Sox win yessss!. Cubs lose YESSSS!

Miguel Olivo traded for pitching? Mixed feelings here. I like Olivo, but realize we need pitching. At least the rumors of trading mags are now proven false

Sox win yessss!. Cubs lose YESSSS!

Miguel Olivo traded for pitching? Mixed feelings here. I like Olivo, but realize we need pitching. At least the rumors of trading mags are now proven false

Sox win yessss!. Cubs lose YESSSS!

Miguel Olivo traded for pitching? Mixed feelings here. I like Olivo, but realize we need pitching. At least the rumors of trading mags are now proven false

Flubs suck