NationStates Jolt Archive


Smackdown comes to Australia!

Assington
25-06-2004, 08:21
All you aussies out there that happen to live in Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne, you're in for a treat. WWE Smackdown is dragging it's arse down under.

So if you want to see the excessively tall American actors jump around the ring and pretend to hit eachother, call ticketek sometime in the near future!

That is, if you can be bothered to actually pay your hard earned money to go see something that is quite obviously fake, and would look even more fake when you are there in person than it would from a tv screen, go for it!
Cold Hard Bitch
25-06-2004, 08:22
Troll Alert!
Assington
25-06-2004, 08:26
I have a lot of built up sarcasm that needs to be released.......
Cold Hard Bitch
25-06-2004, 08:27
I have a lot of built up sarcasm that needs to be released.......


I can see that.


WWE sucks anyway, NWA-TNA is the future.
Assington
25-06-2004, 08:29
lol.......

Don't get me started.....
Cold Hard Bitch
25-06-2004, 08:30
lol.......

Don't get me started.....


Get started..please.
Assington
25-06-2004, 08:47
I've seen enough of both companies to realise that WWE does it far better. I guess it's because they are much older/larger. NWA tends to take all the rejects from WWE.

And they have those chix dancing in cages on the side. Not that I'm complaining about the ladies, but this is meant to be about the fake violence. If they need caged women on the side to keep the crowds happy, they are doing something wrong.

Anyway, there are much hotter divas in the wwe :P Of course, then there are the ones that can out-wrestle a man........ :shock:
Archaic Slang Words
25-06-2004, 09:09
My girlfriend's uncle is into backyard wrestling kind of stuff... go figure, never was my thing. But, neh, I'm sure the guy's cool enough, especially if I can beat him with a lawn chair, hah hah... riggghhhhttttt...
Monkeypimp
25-06-2004, 09:10
If its not Cactus Jack in a ring covered in barbed wire, its not wrestling.
Kuro Yume
25-06-2004, 09:11
I have a lot of built up sarcasm that needs to be released.......


I can see that.


WWE sucks anyway, NWA-TNA is the future.

hick crap.
Assington
25-06-2004, 09:48
If its not Cactus Jack in a ring covered in barbed wire, its not wrestling.

I'll admit, even though it is fake, that is bloody fun to see. 8)
The Sadistic Skinhead
25-06-2004, 10:26
i find it way more entertaining when you get a group of friends at night, a trampoline, a case of beer, scotch and marijuana and wrestle your arse off at least your guarnteed a serious injury and some laughs.
The Water Cooler
25-06-2004, 11:23
All you aussies out there that happen to live in Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne, you're in for a treat. WWE Smackdown is dragging it's arse down under.

So if you want to see the excessively tall American actors jump around the ring and pretend to hit eachother, call ticketek sometime in the near future!

That is, if you can be bothered to actually pay your hard earned money to go see something that is quite obviously fake, and would look even more fake when you are there in person than it would from a tv screen, go for it!

OH MY GOD! I AM LIKE SO HAPPY! I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR A WHILE AND NOW THAT IT IS TRUE I AM LIKE SO HAPPY.

No, don't be silly, I always take a knife with me when I have a bath.

:p
Tuesday Heights
25-06-2004, 21:26
Wow. Wrestling in Australia... why do I care?
Andolai
25-06-2004, 21:33
I always liked Roddy Piper's take on the use of the word "fake".

"Is it fake? No. We're really getting hurt out there. The blood is real. I can show you the scars and doctors' reports going back decades for me.

"Is it fixed? Well, yeah. But it's not like boxing is fixed or anything..."