NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the last official "Ask The Squatch" thread.
This is where, from my handy well-spring of "wisdom", we answer your questions to lifes everyday questions.

Such as....

"Squatch, How do I get blood-stains out of a Teddy Bear?"

or.."Should I go for broke on my first date?"

No questions refused, and no question too strange.

Im here to help!

Should I go broke on my first date?
If I go black, can I really go back?

Should I go broke on my first date?
If I go black, can I really go back?

Yes.

This way, you may get farther than you were expecting to.

and....two words..

Chocolate Thunder.

How can i kill someone and make it look like an accident?

This seems like some scheme to hide spam while still racking up the post count...oh well...

Can I have some of your post count?

How can i kill someone and make it look like an accident?

1. 1 Bathtub.

2. 30 gallons of water.

3. One radio, plugged in.

4. Mix well, dont stir.

This seems like some scheme to hide spam while still racking up the post count...oh well...

Can I have some of your post count?

Nonsense.

Everyone knows Im no spammer.

This is a legitmate advice column, much like "dear Abby", only I kick ass.

Hey, can I continue your otherworldy wisdom, Squatch, when this thread finally disappears into the void?

...and 2, do Nazis consider it race treachery if a white guy dates a half-ethnic person? (always wanted to know :P)

Hey, can I continue your otherworldy wisdom, Squatch, when this thread finally disappears into the void?

...and 2, do Nazis consider it race treachery if a white guy dates a half-ethnic person? (always wanted to know :P)

1. Possibly.
Can you beat Ann Landers in a wrestling match?

2. Nazis get cranky when clouds arent white enough, so Im certain that the answer is "yes".

Hey, can I continue your otherworldy wisdom, Squatch, when this thread finally disappears into the void?

...and 2, do Nazis consider it race treachery if a white guy dates a half-ethnic person? (always wanted to know :P)

1. Possibly.
Can you beat Ann Landers in a wrestling match?

2. Nazis get cranky when clouds arent white enough, so Im certain that the answer is "yes".

I can beat the crap out of Ann Landers easily... I'll even take on Ann Coulter as an addition and break her back... :twisted:

Who really gives a damn about the following questions?

1. Why do 24 hour convenience stores have locks on their doors?
2. If writers write and singers sing, why don't fingers fing? (I really hate this one)
3. Why do you point to your wrist when you want the time? I don't point to my crotch when I want to know where the bathroom is, do I?
4.If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

These might have been funny in the conceivers mind (30 year old on pain killers).

1) Have you ever visited "The Best Page In The Universe." (http://maddox.xmission.com)?

2) What is real?

3) In a world full of zero's and one's, would you be a zero or the one?

Who really gives a damn about the following questions?

1. Why do 24 hour convenience stores have locks on their doors?
2. If writers write and singers sing, why don't fingers fing? (I really hate this one)
3. Why do you point to your wrist when you want the time? I don't point to my crotch when I want to know where the bathroom is, do I?
4.If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

These might have been funny in the conceivers mind (30 year old on pain killers).

George Carlin.

He cares.

1. Why do 24 hour convenience stores have locks on their doors?

When the electricity goes out at Wal-Mart stores, they shut the doors and lock everyone in to make sure no one steals any thing. They don't let anyone leave until the power comes back on.

They're gonna take away my 'Bleeding Heart Liberal Club' card for asking this, but got any good tax shelter advice? I got about 50k in unexpected income I would prefer not to give 20% of to the government. (Hey, if Bush and Cheney can do it, why can't I?)

1) Have you ever visited "The Best Page In The Universe." (http://maddox.xmission.com)?

2) What is real?

3) In a world full of zero's and one's, would you be a zero or the one?

1. No, not yet..do they have porn?

2. REAL is when you are really sick, and dont know whether to barf first, or cling to the toilet for mercy.

Thats about as real as it gets.

3. Id be the finger that pushes the "re-format" button.

squatch, should i blow up versailles? with my bare fists?

1. Why do 24 hour convenience stores have locks on their doors?

When the electricity goes out at Wal-Mart stores, they shut the doors and lock everyone in to make sure no one steals any thing. They don't let anyone leave until the power comes back on.

Notice as I said, I hate these questions that have no relevance to anything. And if George Carlin cares, well I hate him too.

Thanks for the answer though.

If were to someday trvel in time, why arent we talking to people from the future today?

They're gonna take away my 'Bleeding Heart Liberal Club' card for asking this, but got any good tax shelter advice. I got about 50k in unexpected income I would prefer not to give 20% of to the government. (Hey, if Bush and Cheney can do it, why can't I?)

Give 20% of it to me. Then you'd be only paying the government 20% of 40k (8k), which is only 16% of 50k...

(and nevermind the other 10k..., hey, at least the government isn't getting it, right?)

They're gonna take away my 'Bleeding Heart Liberal Club' card for asking this, but got any good tax shelter advice. I got about 50k in unexpected income I would prefer not to give 20% of to the government. (Hey, if Bush and Cheney can do it, why can't I?)

I believe that your allowed to make a once a year monetary gift to a person and have it be tax exempt.

Your wife perhaps?

How can i kill someone and make it look like an accident?

1. 1 Bathtub.

2. 30 gallons of water.

3. One radio, plugged in.

4. Mix well, dont stir.

lol

If were to someday trvel in time, why arent we talking to people from the future today?

Beucause your slogan, "Tomorrows Future, Today!", would confuse the hell out of them!

1. No, not yet..do they have porn?

2. REAL is when you are really sick, and dont know whether to barf first, or cling to the toilet for mercy.

Thats about as real as it gets.

3. Id be the finger that pushes the "re-format" button.

1. They have a link to a joke cartoon porn site...aside from that...eh, I think you'd like the site.

2. Oh.

3. I'd be a zero. Much less hassle. And much less dying. :wink:

squatch, should i blow up versailles? with my bare fists?

Yes.

Bring some salve.

If all Zoops are Zlobs and all Zobs are Zlaps, Then all Zoops must be Zlaps


Is this stament true? :lol: :lol:

If all Zoops are Zlobs and all Zobs are Zlaps, Then all Zoops must be Zlaps


Is this stament true? :lol: :lol:

No...that statement is untrue because you never said anything about Zlobs being Zobs...

If all Zoops are Zlobs and all Zobs are Zlaps, Then all Zoops must be Zlaps


Is this stament true? :lol: :lol:

it IS true.

Its also hard to say without getting spit all over your monitor.

ok, thers is a spelling erroe though lol, anyway hmmmm, What is a Wormhole?

ok, thers is a spelling erroe though lol, anyway hmmmm, What is a Wormhole?

Ever seen Tremors?

ok, thers is a spelling erroe though lol, anyway hmmmm, What is a Wormhole?

something you get from eating a bad apple.

Or, if you have parasites.

/me is competing with Backwoods for sarcastic responses.. :? :wink:

Dear squatch do you have a device that can clean carpets?

Can it remove pig's blood as well?

. . .human blood?

is smoking bad if u do it on and off for about a year, maybe a cig or two everyweekend? and then stop completely?

Dear squatch do you have a device that can clean carpets?

Can it remove pig's blood as well?

. . .human blood?

Oxi-Clean.

Works for me.

maybe a little club soda.

Dear squatch do you have a device that can clean carpets?

Can it remove pig's blood as well?

. . .human blood?
How about a new carpet?

is smoking bad if u do it on and off for about a year, maybe a cig or two everyweekend? and then stop completely?
Is a fire bad for a house if you only burn it on and off for about a year, maybe a small one or two every weekend, then stop completely...?

is smoking bad if u do it on and off for about a year, maybe a cig or two everyweekend? and then stop completely?

That depends entirely upon wich orifice your doing the smoking with.

Assuming you mean.."mouth"....nah.

Dear squatch do you have a device that can clean carpets?

Can it remove pig's blood as well?

. . .human blood?
How about a new carpet?

is smoking bad if u do it on and off for about a year, maybe a cig or two everyweekend? and then stop completely?
Is a fire bad for a house if you only burn it on and off for about a year, maybe a small one or two every weekend, then stop completely...?

bad analogy. unless ofcourse i was burning a piece of furniture or something in the house, over and over. meh, bad analogy.

Dear Squatch, is there any thing you can do to assist me in the "Indians threaten US World Domination" (or whatever it is called) thread?

...and 2, do Nazis consider it race treachery if a white guy dates a half-ethnic person? (always wanted to know :P)



2. Nazis get cranky when clouds arent white enough, so Im certain that the answer is "yes".


that reminds me of a more specific question...

would leo felton have to kill his girlfriend after they had sex for being a race traitor?

http://www.splcenter.org/images/imglib/L/ir_108_leo_felton_200x240.jpg




http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=76

Dear Squatch, is there any thing you can do to assist me in the "Indians threaten US World Domination" (or whatever it is called) thread?

Possibly.

But it would be from a liberal standpoint.
Do you really want that?

would leo felton have to kill his girlfriend after they had sex for being a race traitor?

Heh, Good question.
It reminds me of that skit on the "Chappelle's Show."

If he did, would it be any more stupid that anything else you hear from them?

The only thing I care anything about when it comes to people standpoints is rationality.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=155715&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

hey squatch, i have a few.

1. are sluts really better than non-sluts? if so, then why do so many guys seem to love the slutalicious girls? is it just cuz theyre easy? are they that shallow? aaaaahhh i mean are guys that shallow.. from your viewpoint

2. you're not leaving us, are you?

3. how long do you think it will take until the ringing in my ears stops? just got home from a concert... not as loud as the last one (tinitis for 4 days straight... not fun) but my left ear is wailing

4. do you believe in magic 8 balls?

would leo felton have to kill his girlfriend after they had sex for being a race traitor?

Heh, Good question.
It reminds me of that skit on the "Chappelle's Show."

If he did, would it be any more stupid that anything else you hear from them?

man, thats a great fucking show. i love chappelle show, although i havent seen it for 10 months.

squatch, whas ur favorite episode_?

hey squatch, i have a few.

1. are sluts really better than non-sluts? if so, then why do so many guys seem to love the slutalicious girls? is it just cuz theyre easy? are they that shallow? aaaaahhh. i mean are guys that shallow.. from your viewpoint
Yes. Yes, it's because they're easy. Yes, guys are that shallow. Yes, I'm a guy.

4. do you believe in magic 8 balls?
Magic Eight Balls are probably his way of answering your questions.

Who is the coolest person (besides yourself) here on nationstates?

Who is the coolest person (besides yourself) here on nationstates?

Max, obviously.

would leo felton have to kill his girlfriend after they had sex for being a race traitor?

Heh, Good question.
It reminds me of that skit on the "Chappelle's Show."

If he did, would it be any more stupid that anything else you hear from them?

leo felton has alway fascinated men... in some ways the perfect neonazi, intellectual, brutal, a real streetfighter, and a theoretical writer. unfortunately he just happened to be half black

hey squatch, i have a few.

1. are sluts really better than non-sluts? if so, then why do so many guys seem to love the slutalicious girls? is it just cuz theyre easy? are they that shallow? aaaaahhh i mean are guys that shallow.. from your viewpoint

2. you're not leaving us, are you?

3. how long do you think it will take until the ringing in my ears stops? just got home from a concert... not as loud as the last one (tinitis for 4 days straight... not fun) but my left ear is wailing

4. do you believe in magic 8 balls?


1. Yes. With a slut..you have to be pretend to be interested in what they say.

2. Naah....just maybe retiring these threads,

3. If you jab a pencil in your ears...you wont hear anything!

4. ask again later.

would leo felton have to kill his girlfriend after they had sex for being a race traitor?

Heh, Good question.
It reminds me of that skit on the "Chappelle's Show."

If he did, would it be any more stupid that anything else you hear from them?

man, thats a great f--- show. i love chappelle show, although i havent seen it for 10 months.

squatch, whas ur favorite episode_?


Im Rick James, bitch!

Who is the coolest person (besides yourself) here on nationstates?

The coolest?

Besides myself?

MichaelJackson666 Of course!

would leo felton have to kill his girlfriend after they had sex for being a race traitor?

Heh, Good question.
It reminds me of that skit on the "Chappelle's Show."

If he did, would it be any more stupid that anything else you hear from them?

man, thats a great f--- show. i love chappelle show, although i havent seen it for 10 months.

squatch, whas ur favorite episode_?


Im Rick James, bitch!


i subbed in autobody for 9 weeks this spring, i had this one kid in the afternoon named ben who said that phrase at least once a day, and sometimes dozens of times. i said,"ben you're definitely not rick james, you're a 16 year old white boy from northern pennsylvania, that's completely and utterly different than rick james." ben didn't seem to understand, ben was a bit thick.

If the people in moderation didn't say "<-- not a mod", do you think total confusion would ensue as players would start worshipping false idols, and the real mods would have to do some random deleting to get everything back in order?

If the people in moderation didn't say "<-- not a mod", do you think total confusion would ensue as players would start worshipping false idols, and the real mods would have to do some random deleting to get everything back in order?


deleting, is much like old testament divine smiting

How do I stop my shits from being ring-burners?

HOw can I make my car go faster? :shock:

a two-part question

Des squatch stand for sasquatch?

and

What is the best kind of whiskey?

How do I stop my shits from being ring-burners?

Stop eatin so many jalepenos.

HOw can I make my car go faster? :shock:

Paint it yellow.

It always works.

a two-part question

Des squatch stand for sasquatch?

and

What is the best kind of whiskey?

1. Yes.

2. Whatever she's willing to drink.