USA Lovers
25-06-2004, 03:26
We live next door to a family of some of the biggest rednecks I have ever met or seen. They have:
1. A trampoline in their tiny FRONT yard.
2. At least ten crappy cars in their drive-way.
3. A garage filled with junk.
4. Weeds for a front lawn.
5. A shelf containing all of their son's favorite toys, in plain view, on their front porch.
6. And two redneck children that bring every kid from the neighborhood and beyond to play on their trampoline. (They are also constantly knocking on our front door to ask my younger brother if he wants to play.)
And the biggest problem is they won't MOVE!
Anyone know how I could get rid of them?
1. A trampoline in their tiny FRONT yard.
2. At least ten crappy cars in their drive-way.
3. A garage filled with junk.
4. Weeds for a front lawn.
5. A shelf containing all of their son's favorite toys, in plain view, on their front porch.
6. And two redneck children that bring every kid from the neighborhood and beyond to play on their trampoline. (They are also constantly knocking on our front door to ask my younger brother if he wants to play.)
And the biggest problem is they won't MOVE!
Anyone know how I could get rid of them?