NationStates Jolt Archive

The Summer Ball (sponsered by Jolt) is truely going to be the biggest event of the NationStates calendar. Its to be held on Thursday the first of July, as soon as forums are back up, and will be a full three days of uninterrupted (thanks to the new forums) partying.

Dress is formal, ask your dates, and I'll be appealing in the NationStates forums for all the necessary fixings (cheese, wine, canapes, those little things that go pop and spray string when you pull them, champagne, cannabis (Luckily The Silver State of Spoffin had a bumper crop this year), waiters, and plenty of soft drinks for all the kiddies.)

We'll also need a bartender or two (long shifts), and a band. Anyone whos interested, apply in this thread and most importantly of all ASK YOUR DATES FOR THE BALL HERE!

The Summer Ball (sponsered by Jolt) is truely going to be the biggest event of the NationStates calendar. Its to be held on Thursday the first of July, as soon as forums are back up, and will be a full three days of uninterrupted (thanks to the new forums) partying.

Dress is formal, ask your dates, and I'll be appealing in the NationStates forums for all the necessary fixings (cheese, wine, canapes, those little things that go pop and spray string when you pull them, champagne, cannabis (Luckily The Silver State of Spoffin had a bumper crop this year), waiters, and plenty of soft drinks for all the kiddies.)

We'll also need a bartender or two (long shifts), and a band. Anyone whos interested, apply in this thread and most importantly of all ASK YOUR DATES FOR THE BALL HERE!

You are going to have non-alcoholic beverages for those that don't drink alcohol right, like the Muslims and those of us that are underage?

Can I be the illegal Hispanic Bartender who is a minor but has an illegal I.D. saying he's 21?

I'm Hispanic, so I am not offended or anything

heh

The Summer Ball (sponsered by Jolt) is truely going to be the biggest event of the NationStates calendar. Its to be held on Thursday the first of July, as soon as forums are back up, and will be a full three days of uninterrupted (thanks to the new forums) partying.

Dress is formal, ask your dates, and I'll be appealing in the NationStates forums for all the necessary fixings (cheese, wine, canapes, those little things that go pop and spray string when you pull them, champagne, cannabis (Luckily The Silver State of Spoffin had a bumper crop this year), waiters, and plenty of soft drinks for all the kiddies.)

We'll also need a bartender or two (long shifts), and a band. Anyone whos interested, apply in this thread and most importantly of all ASK YOUR DATES FOR THE BALL HERE!

heh...*happens to be Muslim AND underage and still calls role of bartender

You are going to have non-alcoholic beverages for those that don't drink alcohol right, like the Muslims and those of us that are underage?

You're the new Beeker, spof! *slaps herself for the profound blasphemy and heresy she just committed*

The Summer Ball (sponsered by Jolt) is truely going to be the biggest event of the NationStates calendar. Its to be held on Thursday the first of July, as soon as forums are back up, and will be a full three days of uninterrupted (thanks to the new forums) partying.

Dress is formal, ask your dates, and I'll be appealing in the NationStates forums for all the necessary fixings (cheese, wine, canapes, those little things that go pop and spray string when you pull them, champagne, cannabis (Luckily The Silver State of Spoffin had a bumper crop this year), waiters, and plenty of soft drinks for all the kiddies.)

We'll also need a bartender or two (long shifts), and a band. Anyone whos interested, apply in this thread and most importantly of all ASK YOUR DATES FOR THE BALL HERE!

You are going to have non-alcoholic beverages for those that don't drink alcohol right, like the Muslims and those of us that are underage?

You're the new Beeker, spof! *slaps herself for the profound blasphemy and heresy she just committed*I thought that if he's still watching us... from down there... he'd be really pissed off if I didn't mention that the balls etc were usually his idea.

So I didn't :twisted:


And to cap it all off, I'm going to ask Mezzaluna if she'd do me the honour of allowing me to escort her for the evening

Where dose this party take place?

Holy Imperial Emperor Pierre L.S. Paradis XI & his wife Holy Imperial Empress Anna Isabella Paradis of All the Paradiszias might attend.

Alright ladies, which one of you would like to go with the President of the Virtuous Republic of Superpower07 to the Jolt ball?

Yay. Yet another party thread, but with a point this time. :D

Oh yeah. Anyone want to go with me? :D

So do I get the bartender job?

Sits around.*

Where dose this party take place?

Holy Imperial Emperor Pierre L.S. Paradis XI & his wife Holy Imperial Empress Anna Isabella Paradis of All the Paradiszias might attend.The party will be accessed via the general forum, but the chosen venue for this occasion is the Gideon City Capital building's main ballroom. For those who want to escape the main atmosphere of the party, the Gideon State Bar and Bar (joint public house and legal firm) will be open throughout the night, and will be considerably calmer.

(Put simply, there'll be two threads in the General forum)

Joe the Most Excellent, of The Most Serene Republic of Joehanesberg has asked both the countries most famous swing band as well as the most famous Van Halen cover band to play at the event and they have agreed. Also Joe himself will be in attendance so if any world leaders out there know how to swing dance or just want to get sauced with Joe at the party he needs a date.

So do I get the bartender job?You can take the bar at whatever shifts you're able to do. We'll still need a couple more bartenders for the other shifts though

Yay. Yet another party thread, but with a point this time. :D

Oh yeah. Anyone want to go with me? :DSince when is partying not a point?

I'll be bringing Dance music and J-pop, as well as anime babes for all who want one ^_^

And pretty boys will be carted over for those who want those...

I'm available as a date. Since my real life girl has banned herself from the forums because of an occurence at my club.

I'm available as a date. Since my real life girl has banned herself from the forums because of an occurence at my club.
And which nation does that happen to be?

Okay, its been chosen that the first musical set will be filled by the Spoffin Philaharmonic orchestra, as we can be quite sure that they'll turn up on time. All other sets are still to be agreed upon.

Oh, its worth mentioning that the local escort agencies may be booked out at this rather busy time, so you may want to consider not leaving your date selection til the last minute.

I'm available as a date. Since my real life girl has banned herself from the forums because of an occurence at my club.
And which nation does that happen to be?

The Harbor Club, duh.

I'll be bringing Dance music and J-pop, as well as anime babes for all who want one ^_^

If I don't get a poster to come w/me, save Kagome, would ya? She and I will prolly love to discuss our TOTAL LOATHING OF GEOMETRY (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geometry&r=f)
It's cuz I just remembered this quote from her in some random inuyasha episode where she blurts out she hates that class

bump

Hmmm... :P

OOh...can i go... i might be away for the first 2 days but i cna come on the third, (although, you can guess how many delays there will be in the move)

I need a date...

*starts looking for a girl*

*Also looks for a girl*

The .. erm .. Fairy Tinkabell is a girl ... :shock:

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE GO WITH ME

*looking for a girl*

Donno what to do...Hate being a wallflower :roll:

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

*Sits down*

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

*hugs MD* don't be sad :(

OOC: Is this a character RP for our NS folks?

*all flustered*

what should i wear? is it indoor or out? do you use excessive air conditioning? im very sensitive to cold. maybe i should dig up a pic of myself all dressed up so as to prove my datability. does it matter that im married i wont bring the husband. omygoodness 3 days? will i be able to take a nap? will you have low carb canapes?

so many questions so little time

*goes off to phone the hairdresser for a 6/30 appt*

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

not me i suppose? :cry:

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

not me i suppose? :cry:or me :cry:

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

not me i suppose? :cry:

i'm afraid not

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

not me i suppose? :cry:or me :cry:

no, sorry Lapse

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

not me i suppose? :cry:or me :cry:

no, sorry Lapseawwwwwww :(

sorry MD, i'm kinda hoping a certain someone else might ask me

not me i suppose? :cry:

i'm afraid not
just checking

Hey uhh.. Zwange, uhhm If your not busy, maybe we could go?????

I need a date :(

Me too :shock:

well ask someone else then!

well ask someone else then!

I'm too embarassed. :(

well ask someone else then!

I'm too embarassed. :(

why?

well ask someone else then!who else is there....

anyon want to come with me :P

I'm going stag



and joining the 500 boys that will be left without dates...

Mutant Dogs and Power and War, just do what I do. If you're a pimp you can just pick up ladies while you're there. When I show off my dancing skills no woman on NS will be able to resist me. Oh and my swing band is still able to do a set if needed.

Oh and I don't suppose the Fairy Tinkerbelly would want to go. Or maybe Blue Viper.

i already have someone

You're the new Beeker, spof! *slaps herself for the profound blasphemy and heresy she just committed*I thought that if he's still watching us... from down there... he'd be really pissed off if I didn't mention that the balls etc were usually his idea.

So I didn't :twisted:


And to cap it all off, I'm going to ask Mezzaluna if she'd do me the honour of allowing me to escort her for the evening

hahahahaa

i already have someone

Thought so. Must be tough being a girl on NS when something like this is going on.

A ball??? Hmmmmm...

*looks round and wonders if anyone will ask her to go*

*wonders if she should take the initiative and ask someone*

*sits on the edge of a table swinging her legs trying to look unconcerned*

You are all dates of Myrth.
Resistance is futile.

You are all dates of Myrth.
Resistance is futile.

*Prue looks at Myrth*

Mmmmm...i love it when you speak rough :wink:

i already have someone

Thought so. Must be tough being a girl on NS when something like this is going on.

it is tough! you're the 7th guy that i've had to say no to. Although, it must be harder being a guy

I think the Boy : Girl ratio in this forum is a little bit skewed.

http://www.languish.org/forums/html/emoticons/ultramad.gif

I'll have to go with my Scandinavian Socialist Pacifist date if I can't find another one http://www.languish.org/forums/html/emoticons/uffda.gif

well ask someone else then!who else is there....

anyon want to come with me :P

i'll go with you

well ask someone else then!who else is there....

anyon want to come with me :P

i'll go with you
to the ball :shock:

well ask someone else then!who else is there....

anyon want to come with me :P

i'll go with you
to the ball :shock:

yeah why not could be fun

well ask someone else then!who else is there....

anyon want to come with me :P

i'll go with you
to the ball :shock:

yeah why not could be fun

and also Lapse, there isn't nearly as many girls as there is guys, so this is an option you should consider

A ball??? Hmmmmm...

*looks round and wonders if anyone will ask her to go*

*wonders if she should take the initiative and ask someone*

*sits on the edge of a table swinging her legs trying to look unconcerned*

Go with Japaica? :D

i need a date :cry:

You're the new Beeker, spof! *slaps herself for the profound blasphemy and heresy she just committed*I thought that if he's still watching us... from down there... he'd be really pissed off if I didn't mention that the balls etc were usually his idea.

So I didn't :twisted:


And to cap it all off, I'm going to ask Mezzaluna if she'd do me the honour of allowing me to escort her for the evening

I'd be honored and delighted. Thank you, Spoffin.

A Summer Ball, eh? Sounds like fun!

A ball??? Hmmmmm...

*looks round and wonders if anyone will ask her to go*

*wonders if she should take the initiative and ask someone*

*sits on the edge of a table swinging her legs trying to look unconcerned*

Go with Japaica? :D

*Smiles stunningly at Japaica*

It would be my pleasure :D

I will be attending the ball... with or without a date, but those interested in taking me - males or females may apply - can telegram me personally or ask me in the thread.

bump

Where dose this party take place?

Holy Imperial Emperor Pierre L.S. Paradis XI & his wife Holy Imperial Empress Anna Isabella Paradis of All the Paradiszias might attend.The party will be accessed via the general forum, but the chosen venue for this occasion is the Gideon City Capital building's main ballroom. For those who want to escape the main atmosphere of the party, the Gideon State Bar and Bar (joint public house and legal firm) will be open throughout the night, and will be considerably calmer.

(Put simply, there'll be two threads in the General forum)

Thank you! I'll be there!

You're the new Beeker, spof! *slaps herself for the profound blasphemy and heresy she just committed*I thought that if he's still watching us... from down there... he'd be really pissed off if I didn't mention that the balls etc were usually his idea.

So I didn't :twisted:


And to cap it all off, I'm going to ask Mezzaluna if she'd do me the honour of allowing me to escort her for the evening

I'd be honored and delighted. Thank you, Spoffin.(*Yes!!*)

*composes self*

Thank you Mezzaluna. I will pick you up on the 1st.

I'll be glad to drop in and sling a few drinks as time allows. And Tuesday, would you do me the honor?

hi...i'm Jenis and i'd love to go to the Jolt

anyone care to come and Jolt with me :wink: :D

A ball??? Hmmmmm...

*looks round and wonders if anyone will ask her to go*

*wonders if she should take the initiative and ask someone*

*sits on the edge of a table swinging her legs trying to look unconcerned*

Go with Japaica? :D

*Smiles stunningly at Japaica*

It would be my pleasure :D

Excelante. Guess I'll go spliff...uhh...i mean Spiff myself up. :D

Would any girl care to go with Superpower?

Would any girl care to go with Superpower?

Aren't you only 13?

Or am I thinking of somebody else? :?

Aren't you only 13?

Nope, I'm 15.

And I ask my question again: Any girl care to come with me to the ball?

Aren't you only 13?

Nope, I'm 15.

And I ask my question again: Any girl care to come with me to the ball?

oh. Sorry for the mistake. :D

You are all dates of Myrth.
Resistance is futile.

:roll: uh huh.....


I shall go ask the TG to go with me. :P

<--- figures the odds of him getting a date are low, but decides to go anyway

Ummm . . . nevermind this post

(that includes Unfree People)

....I'm so deperately lonely... *hides back under her bridge*

....I'm so deperately lonely... *hides back under her bridge*

Ok Masedonia, care to come with me then?



Unfree People please forget my post

I'll be glad to drop in and sling a few drinks as time allows. And Tuesday, would you do me the honor?

It'd be my honor, Incertonia.

partyyyy

aka bump

*Enters the thread, in full Chinese Army Service Uniform, with a Type 95 (5.8x42mm) assault rifle in carrying position.*

http://english.pladaily.com.cn/special/uniforms/content/image/bqs2.jpghttp://www.ndu.edu/nwc/nwcCLIPART/FOREIGN_MIL_EQUIPMENT/Small_Arms/ChineseType86AssltRifle.jpg

(Personally, I have 70% resemblance of that man in the picture.)

*Looks around cautiously.*

there's a summer ball? no kidding.

Apparently. I guess we'll find out sooner or later...

Apparently so, my child. Who knew?

hey vex, rosa. what's up.

i'll miss the party, though-i'll be having internet withdrawals, i swear. egad.

Hi Rosy, how are you, girl?

Kern, I hope you are doing well.

Hola kids. Well, you have one night left of internet-y goodness, yes?

yup. one more sweet sweet night of internet salvation.

hurrah for conservative politics camp!

hurrah for conservative politics camp!

what do you want to bet i'll get stuck with a fat religious conservative who's really into being politically correct as a roommate, and that they make my life a hell?

so... no girls want to go with me... i suppose TSS has asked me... hmm... ill go unless a girl appears...

free booze right?

i'm there.

I am now here 8) I think :?

Go with Japaica? :D

*Smiles stunningly at Japaica*

It would be my pleasure :D[/quote]

Excelante. Guess I'll go spliff...uhh...i mean Spiff myself up. :D[/quote]

*looks over the top of her shades at Jap 8)* - that's the best i could do...there are no emoticons for looking over the top of my shades :wink:

I guess wearing motorbike leathers will be a bit...yeah...ok...

*Goes off to find a dress/shoes/accessories/have hair done etc etc etc*

so... no girls want to go with me... i suppose TSS has asked me... hmm... ill go unless a girl appears...

*Points and laughs*

*Realises he doesn't have a girl either*

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

money? muscles? i wonder if i chose the right guy?

money? muscles? i wonder if i chose the right guy?

*Flexes* :lol:

nah! i'll stick with what i've got

:x

Damm

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someone

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someone

Don't talk to me :shock:

J/K

*Looks for a women*

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you will

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you will
Lapse, you're a guy, I'm a guy, LET'S GET IT ON!

... :wink:

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you will
Lapse, you're a guy, I'm a guy, LET'S GET IT ON!

... :wink:

Dude ... shit!

RUN LAPSE! RUUUUUUUUUN! :shock:

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you willany idea where to look?

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(
of course you will
Lapse, you're a guy, I'm a guy, LET'S GET IT ON!
... :wink:
Dude ... shit!

RUN LAPSE! RUUUUUUUUUN! :shock:

Hey baby, how you doing?

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you will
Lapse, you're a guy, I'm a guy, LET'S GET IT ON!

... :wink:

:shock:

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you will
Lapse, you're a guy, I'm a guy, LET'S GET IT ON!

... :wink:

Dude ... shit!

RUN LAPSE! RUUUUUUUUUN! :shock:
RUN BITCH! Ruuuuuuuuuuuun!

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you willany idea where to look?

isn't there any in your region?

awwwww i'm sure you'll find someonewill I :(

of course you willany idea where to look?

isn't there any in your region?dont think so....

Spam removed.
Lapse, Mutant Dogs, Zwange et al, any more from you and I get mean.

Okay, back to topic.

Anyone want to ask someone else to the Jolt Ball?

I'd like to take this time to thank Spoffin for this excelent idea.

Thanks Spoffin. This should be fun and a great way to start off the new server. :D

I'd like to take this time to thank Spoffin for this excelent idea.

Thanks Spoffin. This should be fun and a great way to start off the new server. :DI aim only to please.

I'd like to take this time to thank Spoffin for this excelent idea.

Thanks Spoffin. This should be fun and a great way to start off the new server. :DI aim only to please.

Naturally. I'm detecting mod material. :D

I'd like to take this time to thank Spoffin for this excelent idea.

Thanks Spoffin. This should be fun and a great way to start off the new server. :DI aim only to please.

Naturally. I'm detecting mod material. :DSOOO unlikely

I'd like to take this time to thank Spoffin for this excelent idea.

Thanks Spoffin. This should be fun and a great way to start off the new server. :DI aim only to please.

Naturally. I'm detecting mod material. :DSOOO unlikely

You never know.

Okay, i'm done sucking up now. I'm going to go flame something. :D

I'd like to take this time to thank Spoffin for this excelent idea.

Thanks Spoffin. This should be fun and a great way to start off the new server. :DI aim only to please.

Naturally. I'm detecting mod material. :D
I think probably not, but thats not important

any body want to go with me?

anybody?

please?

dont make me beg!

:x

Spam removed.
Lapse, Mutant Dogs, Zwange et al, any more from you and I get mean.sorry sir.... feel like going to the ball with me :)

I am back 8)

Uhhhhh so i don't get into any more trouble for going offtopic.....

Who want's to go with me?

No one? Ok

I'll be happy to supply some homebrew. My Dunkel Weizen is pretty good now!

Well, I guess I'll make this my return to the General forums. I doubt I know any of you guys and girls anymore...its been a good 6months. Anyway, I shall attend anyway...and of course would like to get to know you all.

I am back 8)

Uhhhhh so i don't get into any more trouble for going offtopic.....

Who want's to go with me?

No one? Ok

wanna go with me?

there should be a woman auction at this dance...

there should be a woman auction at this dance...

How many women do you think would go along with that? :roll:

there should be a woman auction at this dance...

OH DEAR GOD NO! *runs*

could the creator put the job list on the first post and say who got em?

wait-how long is this event going to last? like, will it still be around on july 3rd?

wait-how long is this event going to last? like, will it still be around on july 3rd?

I believe 3 days.

there should be a woman auction at this dance...

OH DEAR GOD NO! *runs*

so a meat market then

wait-how long is this event going to last? like, will it still be around on july 3rd?

I believe 3 days.

starting when?

i need a girl to go with to this ball thingy :D

wait-how long is this event going to last? like, will it still be around on july 3rd?

I believe 3 days.

starting when?

When the Jolt forum starts. If you don't know when that is, then read the stickies and stuff.

i need a girl to go with to this ball thingy :D

sign up for the meat market-that'll find u somebody-esp with that sexy bod of yours. :twisted:

i need a girl to go with to this ball thingy :D

sign up for the meat market-that'll find u somebody-esp with that sexy bod of yours. :twisted:

:shock:

hey, i will be here for the very end of it.

i need a girl to go with to this ball thingy :D

sign up for the meat market-that'll find u somebody-esp with that sexy bod of yours. :twisted:

:shock:

Hahaha

i need a girl to go with to this ball thingy :D

sign up for the meat market-that'll find u somebody-esp with that sexy bod of yours. :twisted:

:shock:

Hahaha

would you go with me m'lady?

i don't suppose any of you know if tactical grace is going, do you?

well, is there anybody left to go with?

that is, any woman left to go with. not man. :P

I could do some music.

*goes to look for the accordion*

i don't suppose any of you know if tactical grace is going, do you?

I doubt a mod will go to this. Well, maybe Myrth will.

i don't suppose any of you know if tactical grace is going, do you?

I doubt a mod will go to this. Well, maybe Myrth will.

hmmf. well, maybe he will. *crosses fingers*

i don't suppose any of you know if tactical grace is going, do you?

No, I don't suppose I would...

*hmmpf*

well, is there anybody left to go with?

that is, any woman left to go with. not man. :P

meat market-starting bid 500 big ones...common ladies

show some skin Saints...

"600!"

see-could work

i don't suppose any of you know if tactical grace is going, do you?

No, I don't suppose I would...

*hmmpf*

hmmpf yourself, vex. are you going?

i need a girl to go with to this ball thingy :D

sign up for the meat market-that'll find u somebody-esp with that sexy bod of yours. :twisted:

:shock:

Hahaha

would you go with me m'lady?

Uhhhhhh *runs & yells* "i would only hurt you!"

well, is there anybody left to go with?

that is, any woman left to go with. not man. :P

meat market-starting bid 500 big ones...common ladies

show some skin Saints...

"600!"

see-could work

yay! ... wait, who bid on me? :?

hmmpf yourself, vex. are you going?

As of yet......no.

well, is there anybody left to go with?

that is, any woman left to go with. not man. :P

meat market-starting bid 500 big ones...common ladies

show some skin Saints...

"600!"

see-could work

yay! ... wait, who bid on me? :?

theoreticaly..is there any real intrest in the meat market?

well, is there anybody left to go with?

that is, any woman left to go with. not man. :P

meat market-starting bid 500 big ones...common ladies

show some skin Saints...

"600!"

see-could work

yay! ... wait, who bid on me? :?

theoreticaly..is there any real intrest in the meat market?

.... poo. :(

hmmpf yourself, vex. are you going?

As of yet......no.

heh. i hope i can make it-i won't have internet till the last day of it, and i'll try to pop in that night.

I hope you get a date with the mod... I mean the man of your dreams...

I hope you get a date with the mod... I mean the man of your dreams...

leave her alone...who are u going with...intrested in the meat market?

I hope you get a date with the mod... I mean the man of your dreams...

ah, vexy, i doubt he'll be there. i wouldn't go as a date anyway, considering how i'll only be there for a little bit. but if you're there i'd love to chill with you.

Hello?
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/dan.gif

ah, vexy, i doubt he'll be there. i wouldn't go as a date anyway, considering how i'll only be there for a little bit. but if you're there i'd love to chill with you.

I'd be honored if you held a place on your dance card for me...

ah, vexy, i doubt he'll be there. i wouldn't go as a date anyway, considering how i'll only be there for a little bit. but if you're there i'd love to chill with you.

I'd be honored if you held a place on your dance card for me...

of course! that goes without saying, really!

of course! that goes without saying, really!

You are being entirely too kind to me...

of course! that goes without saying, really!

You are being entirely too kind to me...

none of that! it'll be great fun.

of course! that goes without saying, really!

You are being entirely too kind to me...

none of that! it'll be great fun.

Well, if I get lucky, it'll happen...! I'm looking forward to at least one dance with you. I'm sure all the guys will be cutting in non-stop...

of course! that goes without saying, really!

You are being entirely too kind to me...

none of that! it'll be great fun.

Well, if I get lucky, it'll happen...! I'm looking forward to at least one dance with you. I'm sure all the guys will be cutting in non-stop...

ha. haha. not likely.

What's the policy on non-humans visiting the ball?

-Kemandorel

ha. haha. not likely.

Not likely that you'd dance with me?

Or not likely you'll get all the attention? You SHOULD get lots of attention... I know that much... I'm lots of things, but I ain't blind...

ha. haha. not likely.

Not likely that you'd dance with me?

Or not likely you'll get all the attention? You SHOULD get lots of attention... I know that much... I'm lots of things, but I ain't blind...

you're also a pro flatterer.

you're also a pro flatterer.

You are a very attractive young woman. Fact. Deal with it. No flattery intended.

you're also a pro flatterer.

You are a very attractive young woman. Fact. Deal with it. No flattery intended.

well, then thank you.

well, then thank you.

You're welcome :)

HELLO? Has this link gone dead? *slaps softscreen*
-Kemandorel

Hey Kem, how you doing?

Hey Kem, how you doing?

ah kem looks like kern when i glance and i get confused, because i have a short attention span.

Definitely broken. Ss'tek! Over here!
-Kemandorel

Hey Kem, how you doing?

ah kem looks like kern when i glance and i get confused, because i have a short attention span.

*glances at Kern's backside*
Nice!
*does not get too confused...at least no more than usual...*

Hey Kem, how you doing?

ah kem looks like kern when i glance and i get confused, because i have a short attention span.

*glances at Kern's backside*
Nice!
*does not get too confused...at least no more than usual...*

did you just scope my ass?
makes me chuckle.

did you just scope my ass?
makes me chuckle.

Um.....is "yes" a bad answer?

did you just scope my ass?
makes me chuckle.

Um.....is "yes" a bad answer?

:lol:

honesty is a good thing.

I am male. I am straight.


Just can't help myself....

Of course, some backsides merit more attention than others. Fact of life.

Kern, just hold still, if you please...thank you!

ah, the facts of life. *holds completely still*

*enjoys the view*

:oops: + :lol: = me.

*rolls around on the floor and nibbles on someones shoe like a squirl* 8)

http://aimforsaken.250free.com/seph.gif

please not my shoes. please. i love shoes.

:oops: + :lol: = me.

*goes to the garage and pulls out a lawn chair, hoping for a full screening...*

please not my shoes. please. i love shoes.

Please, Hook Nose, not Kern's shoes...

Take mine instead...

*offers really old pair of Vans, used for lawn cutting chores...*

Staggers in to the thread, flying three sheets to the wind. Vague memories of a night spent head-banging to tuneless noisesmiths at a dingy club in a dingy midlands town in England. Now waiting for the first train to London, still drunk, the only one left standing. Smelling a bit, mostly of booze and fags. Breath like something Satan once vomited on a bad day. Knackered and wired, no sleep for a looong time. Ears ringing, substantial facial shadowing, sensation of multiple vodka shots about to return and cause pain. Hair tracing crazy patterns, speech hopelessly slurred. A burning desire for filthy, wanton bedroom behaviour, hopefully to be sated some time soon.

In other words, a real catch. Which of you ladies are interested? mUltiple orders accepted. Don't all shout at once...

please not my shoes. please. i love shoes.

Please, Hook Nose, not Kern's shoes...

Take mine instead...

*offers really old pair of Vans, used for lawn cutting chores...*

you're such a gentleman! my shoes are my life.

And well they should be... :roll:

Just trying to help out...

And well they should be... :roll:

Just trying to help out...

aww, c'mon, don't eye roll at me! shoes are a precious commodity.

aww, c'mon, don't eye roll at me! shoes are a precious commodity.

I agree. I have two on me as we speak...

aww, c'mon, don't eye roll at me! shoes are a precious commodity.

I agree. I have two on me as we speak...

harrumph. *pouts*

*takes shoes off and tosses them into the lake*

Yes, I live on a lake

*takes shoes off and tosses them into the lake*

Yes, I live on a lake

hey, i'm leaving to get some sleep...i'm heading out at 1:40 this morning...grand times.

me too. sleep well, Kern.

So hard who to choose Ahhhhhhhh!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-023.gif

HI there 8)

What's the policy on non-humans visiting the ball?

-KemandorelNon humans as in what? I mean, something small, like a cat or a dog would be fine, or something large and intelligent and toilet trained would be ok, but if you're looking at bringing a horse as your date or something, that'd be a bit too much.

What's the policy on non-humans visiting the ball?

-KemandorelNon humans as in what? I mean, something small, like a cat or a dog would be fine, or something large and intelligent and toilet trained would be ok, but if you're looking at bringing a horse as your date or something, that'd be a bit too much.

HI there 8)

Were you talking to me? :?

HI there 8)

Were you talking to me? :?

YEP!

HI there 8)

Were you talking to me? :?

YEP!

Well....uhhhh hi :?

NOOOOOO I MAY MISS THE BALL. I have to go on vacation.

NOOOOOO I MAY MISS THE BALL. I have to go on vacation.

tough s**t! :wink:

NOOOOOO I MAY MISS THE BALL. I have to go on vacation.

tough s**t! :wink:Oi!

Less o'that!

when is it?

June 1st

June 1st

Really? It's a retro-ball, then? :D

June 1st

Really? It's a retro-ball, then? :D

oops :oops: i'm a bit ditzy, i meant July 1st

thanks

never mind, i know now :D

lol! I don't know when it is actually, so i can't really laugh :(

go on, force yourself :D

Wha...?

C'mon, any girls wanna come with Superpower07?

*Sits in the corner, crying*

*Sits in the corner, crying*

What's the matter?

Hey, I guess this terminal does work.

What's the policy on non-humans visiting the ball?

-KemandorelNon humans as in what? I mean, something small, like a cat or a dog would be fine, or something large and intelligent and toilet trained would be ok, but if you're looking at bringing a horse as your date or something, that'd be a bit too much.

I was thinking of sticking to my normal draconic form, but shrunk down to about 8' in length. I can go human if it's necessary, but the look on people's faces when they meet me in my natural form is really something to see. ;)

-Kemandorel

*Sits in the corner, crying*

Aw sweetie...tell aunty Prue what's gone wrong

*Sits in the corner, crying*

Aw sweetie...tell aunty Prue what's gone wrong

he keeps being rejected bless him, i feel so bad :(

you mean that no one wants to go to the ball with him? :shock:

this cute little guy...no one wants him??? :shock:

i know! and he's Australian, how hot is that?!

Ladies - THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO TAKE SUPERPOWER07 TO THE JOLT SUMMER BALL!!!!

i know! and he's Australian, how hot is that?!

He's got such a cool flag too

I'll take him...if he'll have me 8)

i know! and he's Australian, how hot is that?!

He's got such a cool flag too

I'll take him...if he'll have me 8)

Gosh - while I'm happy Mutant Dogs just about has his date now, where's mine? :cry:

*hugs Superpower* i'm sure you'll find one

Hey, I guess this terminal does work.

What's the policy on non-humans visiting the ball?

-KemandorelNon humans as in what? I mean, something small, like a cat or a dog would be fine, or something large and intelligent and toilet trained would be ok, but if you're looking at bringing a horse as your date or something, that'd be a bit too much.

I was thinking of sticking to my normal draconic form, but shrunk down to about 8' in length. I can go human if it's necessary, but the look on people's faces when they meet me in my natural form is really something to see. ;)

-Kemandorel

And thier was me thinking off going as an AI entity, ah well

hang on how would an AI go to a ball, er this idea needs thinking through

<wonders of shakeing head in puzzelment>

<Realises does'nt have a head and then really begins to panic>






hang on eurka, its a virtuall ball i'm safe


oh and this post seems largley between people who know each other, so feel free to ingnore my intrusions, but you were all making me laugh

badabump-sha-

alright, so who doesnt have a date yet?

alright, so who doesnt have a date yet?

Me! Why wont any girl go with me? :cry:

dezzan..Im not a mutant dog but Would u be intrested in going to the dance with me

*Batts eyelashes and puts on sad puppy face*

alright, rephrasing. are there any girls without dates yet?

There are scores of girls without dates, myself being one

so which lovely female wants to accompany me to the ball? 8)

*sighs*

I remember when it was so easy to get a date for these NS things...oh how the mighty have fallen :lol:

*mentally hi-fives himself*
yay
Avia, would you like to go with me?

I'm sure some dateless NS girl would love to go with me

hey avia...would go with you darlin...but you're a little young...how you doing anyway :wink:

*mentally hi-fives himself*
yay
Avia, would you like to go with me?

I would be honored to. Certainly
:)

*mentally hi-fives himself*
yay
Avia, would you like to go with me?

I would be honored to. Certainly
:)

A obligé beaucoup ma dame.
*kisses hand*