NationStates Jolt Archive


Here Comes the Judge

Incertonia
24-06-2004, 19:55
Warning--this is just nasty.

From the Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html)

JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."

I don't even want to know what he was thinking about doing while that murder trial was going on. Ewwwwwwww.
Irondin
24-06-2004, 20:20
here comes the judge he comes the judge everybody knows that here comes the judge!
New Foxxinnia
24-06-2004, 20:45
**shudder**