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In spiderman, at the very end where the harry osborn dude gets killed...what the Hell was he thinking? did he expect it to not hit him after spiderman? i never got that...and doesnt spiderman accidently kill mary jane in the comics?

i was also thinking...does anyone think Hitler Comedies would be a great thing? like Hitler goes to the movies, or Hilter gets Ice Cream, and he assults the truck or screams during the movie ro something, ahh jus imagine it...


(dont yell at me)

Wow.

Well, I do like Mary Jane. And the movie and comic book character too.

The Hitler comedy was done long ago, I believe. Charlie Chaplin--The Great Dictator or something like that.

both of you...sigh...

He accidently kills Gwen Stacy in the same situation. He marries Mary Jane. Still married to her. Marvel even had a huge event wedding in a ballpark somewhere....

Harry was off his nut, which means he's not always going to think things through....

Hitler comedies exist, mostly in sketches like on SNL where a three-legged soccer playing hitler steals a dudes girlfriend or the musical they are trying to produce in the producers.

If the axis had won the war, Hogan's Heroes would have been about the bungling spies in the gulag and the hip clever guards who manipulate them....

And there's that great musical within a musical, The Producers, with the rousing number "Springtime for Hitler."

think of mien though, these are tottally modern day...like hitler goes into the movies, he stands up screaming at the screen...runs down an ice cream truck and rams it off the road, yells at the man and destroys all the chocolate ice cream, naked and running down the streets yelling for cocaine, its liek a Jay and Silent bob movie only less crude


and that will bother me forever, what a jackass i mean...he was like "oh" it was the most undignified death ever, they might as well had spiderman come in with him on the shitter and shoot him in half...

think of mien though, these are tottally modern day...like hitler goes into the movies, he stands up screaming at the screen...runs down an ice cream truck and rams it off the road, yells at the man and destroys all the chocolate ice cream, naked and running down the streets yelling for cocaine, its liek a Jay and Silent bob movie only less crude

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What i didn't get about that film was why a bloke who looks like that spends the whole film chasing after a ginge. And more importantly, was Aunt Mae's octogenarian nipple-slip really necessary? *shudders*

what nipple slip...when?

A few of you are a little confused. Harry Osborne was Norman, the first Green Goblin's, son, and is still alive (or was last time I opened a Spiderman comic). He was nuts for a long time due to LSD abuse, but after a while he got himself streightened out and became an ally of Spiderman as the second Green Goblin. Gwen Stacy was Parker's second girlfriend and Maryjane's best friend. Norman Osborne threw her from the Golden Gate Bridge after chloroforming her into unconsciousness. Spiderman tried to save her with his webbing, but by the time of issue #121 it was still rather undeveloped and didn't have the elasticity it would have taken, at the velocity that she had attained, to keep her neck from breaking at the moment of stopping her fall. Technically you could say he killed her, but nothing could have saved her.