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im looking for 2 hilarious things...

1. its a list by a soldier who has done tons of hilarious things. he has got like 200 things that his officers said he cant do.

2. the "if i was an evil villian what i wouldnt do" list. hilarious.

anybody got the links? plz...

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Dude, put the crack down. :shock:

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

That was surprisingly quick. :o

213 things skippy can't do in the US army.

http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2004/01/29/the-213-things-skippy-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-us-army/

it's in loads of places.

2. the "if i was an evil villian what i wouldnt do" list. hilarious.


You're thinking about Peter's Evil Overlord (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) list.

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

That was surprisingly quick. :o\
I am a soldier, so it in my Favorites

[tag] so I can see it later/

great, thx dudes.

anybody else got any other hilarious lists like those?

great, thx dudes.

anybody else got any other hilarious lists like those?

Murphy's Laws of Combat (http://www.megazone.org/Random/murphy.shtml)

i don't have a clue.

great, thx dudes.

anybody else got any other hilarious lists like those?

Murphy's Laws of Combat (http://www.megazone.org/Random/murphy.shtml)

Very good, I want to find Murphy's laws of computing.

Ah, Peter's Evil Overlord List. It cracks me up every time. He missed a few though.

Ah, Peter's Evil Overlord List. It cracks me up every time. He missed a few though.

Dude, he has 300 entries. I'm pretty sure he has most of the cliches covered.

owned.

A few good military lists and some assorted military humor:

Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat (http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_humor_murphys_laws_of_combat.asp)

Murphy’s Laws of Armor (http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_murphys_laws_of_armor.asp)

The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) (http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/20001228.asp)

Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam (http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/20010317.asp)

Peter Rabbit, Tank Killer (http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp?target=peterrabbit.htm)

More Military Humor (http://strategypage.com/humor/default.asp)

Even More Military Humor (http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes/military-humor.htm)

owned.

j00 h4v3 b33n b4nn3d :shock:

And one more that'll probably get me in trouble with the local liberals with no sense of humor (those who do have a sense of humor, and that is a large %, should get a good laugh): I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD Republican. (http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39b09d010a26.htm)

And I'll note that under the current regime, I am a very bad Republican.

And one more that'll probably get me in trouble with the local liberals with no sense of humor (those who do have a sense of humor, and that is a large %, should get a good laugh): I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD Republican. (http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39b09d010a26.htm)

And I'll note that under the current regime, I am a very bad Republican.

No wonder you like Bush.

No wonder you like Bush.

:shock:
I've said repeatedly that I don't like Bush at all. Where'd you get that idea.

No wonder you like Bush.

:shock:
I've said repeatedly that I don't like Bush at all. Where'd you get that idea.

I figured that you were.

Bush is a really bad republican too. :wink:

I figured that you were.

Bush is a really bad republican too. :wink:

Yep, Bush is a different kind of bad Republican from me. I'm bad because i don't walk the current party line. Bush is bad because he does.

Ah, Peter's Evil Overlord List. It cracks me up every time. He missed a few though.

Dude, he has 300 entries. I'm pretty sure he has most of the cliches covered.

No, I found one or two that slipped through the net. For example, don't leave cardboard boxes lying around. :lol: