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What do you call a Spanish person trying to be something they aren't?

A Juanabe! :lol:

What do you call a Spanish person trying to be something they aren't?

A Juanabe! :lol:

Dear God that is a horrible joke. It reminds me of my brother, for some reason. :(

What happens when you mix a generalite with an overloaded server...?

Dear God that is a horrible joke

You dont know what you're talking about. My Puerto Rican friend laughted at that joke

Dear God that is a horrible joke

You dont know what you're talking about. My Puerto Rican friend laughted at that joke

I often don't, but I understand the joke, and still think it's horrible. You may find it incredibly funny, but I don't, and I'll say it. I'm glad your amigo puertoriqueno enjoyed it, though.

Q: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A: where's my tractor?

Its a good thing someone got this thread back on topic. :roll:

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DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: 8) :shock:

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he has to pay, he says to the barman "If I can show you an amazingt rick, can I have this drink for free?" The barman agrees, thinking it better be good. The man takes a frog out of his pocket, which immediately begins singing a tenor opera. When he's finished, the barman is breathless. "That's amazing!" he cries. "Have a second drink on the house. What else can you do?" So, the man takes a rat out of his pocket. He puts it on the piano, and it plays a beautiful tune which the frog sings to. The barman is so moved he's crying. "I've got to buy those animals. I'll give you £100,000," he says.
"No."
"Half a million."
"No."
"Can I buy just the frog for 1 million? He's got a great voice, and I can always get someone to accompany him on the piano."
"Erm...OK," replies the man.
As the barman's writing out the cheque, a woman in the bar comes up to the performer. "Why didn't you sell the rat? You could've made a fortune!"
"Oh, no," the man replies. "I'd never sell him. He's too good a ventriloquist."

HELL BOVINE CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows. Neither of them wants to be milked by a human bourgeois oppressor.

[Sorry if this is a multiple post]

The night at the Happy Valley Insane Assylum was too quiet, so some inmates decided to make a bit of noise.
"I'M NAPOLEON!" One shouted.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Another shouted back.
"GOD TOLD ME SO!" He replied.
"NO I DIDN'T!" Came a third voice.

-

Bob and Edna were patients in an insane assylum. One day, Bob and Edna were walking along a fountain outside, and their supervisors weren't paying attention, and so Bob jumped in and sunk to the bottom. Edna jumped in after him, and pulled him out, saving him.

Later that day, the head psychologist heard of Edna's daring task, and decided to talk to her. He entered her room and sat down.

"Edna," he began. "Because you were able to act rationally in an intense situation, we have decided to set you free and into the outside world. Regretfully, shortly after you rescued Bob, he hung himself with his bathrobe belt."

"Oh, no no no!" Edna said. "He didn't hang himself. I hung him up to dry."

-

How do you get 20 dead babies into a box? Blender.
How about getting them out? Tortilla chips.

The night at the Happy Valley Insane Assylum was too quiet, so some inmates decided to make a bit of noise.
"I'M NAPOLEON!" One shouted.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Another shouted back.
"GOD TOLD ME SO!" He replied.
"NO I DIDN'T!" Came a third voice.

-

Bob and Edna were patients in an insane assylum. One day, Bob and Edna were walking along a fountain outside, and their supervisors weren't paying attention, and so Bob jumped in and sunk to the bottom. Edna jumped in after him, and pulled him out, saving him.

Later that day, the head psychologist heard of Edna's daring task, and decided to talk to her. He entered her room and sat down.

"Edna," he began. "Because you were able to act rationally in an intense situation, we have decided to set you free and into the outside world. Regretfully, shortly after you rescued Bob, he hung himself with his bathrobe belt."

"Oh, no no no!" Edna said. "He didn't hang himself. I hung him up to dry."

-

How do you get 20 dead babies into a box? Blender.
How about getting them out? Tortilla chips.

The night at the Happy Valley Insane Assylum was too quiet, so some inmates decided to make a bit of noise.
"I'M NAPOLEON!" One shouted.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Another shouted back.
"GOD TOLD ME SO!" He replied.
"NO I DIDN'T!" Came a third voice.

-

Bob and Edna were patients in an insane assylum. One day, Bob and Edna were walking along a fountain outside, and their supervisors weren't paying attention, and so Bob jumped in and sunk to the bottom. Edna jumped in after him, and pulled him out, saving him.

Later that day, the head psychologist heard of Edna's daring task, and decided to talk to her. He entered her room and sat down.

"Edna," he began. "Because you were able to act rationally in an intense situation, we have decided to set you free and into the outside world. Regretfully, shortly after you rescued Bob, he hung himself with his bathrobe belt."

"Oh, no no no!" Edna said. "He didn't hang himself. I hung him up to dry."

-

How do you get 20 dead babies into a box? Blender.
How about getting them out? Tortilla chips.

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

A priest and a rabbi are debating religion in a park, after much exaspiration.
"Look at those littlle kids, let's f*ck 'em" Says the priest.
"Out of what?!?!" Says the rabbi.

NS Capitalism:

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows. You sell one to buy a bull.

SEOCC ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows. They live under lightbulbs, breathe filtered air, drink distilled water and eat astroturf. You don a commie hat and ride the monorail.

XIKUANGUESE ECONOMICS
You have two yaks...

MENELMACARI CAPITALISM
You have 2 elven, anti-grav cows. A third magically appears.

KNOOTOSS CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows. They eat and smoke grass.

N00B CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows. You open a storefront called "WHO WANTS COWS?????????"

SVEA RIGAN ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows. You shoot some hippies and take their cows.

FREE OUTER EUGENIAN ECONOMICS
You live in a commune with 2 cows. Like wow man, cows...

CELDONIAN/FREE SOVIETS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows. You milk them, sell the milk to IFTA nations, then spent the rest of the day making a graph to show it.

DEMO-BOBYLONIAN ECONOMICS
You meet 2 cows. They're both exchange students from the NHU.

WATFORDSHIRE ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows. You draw them.