NationStates Jolt Archive


BREAKING- Nation Invaded

Cremerica
22-06-2004, 17:31
AP-


This morning at 3:40 AM EST Japanese Muslims, known as (insert crazy ink sketches) invaded the tiny, peaceful nation of Clandestine. There is terror in the streets and people are running for their lives while the Japanese Muslims reak havoc. JM forces are are trying to take the Capitol and are facing little resistance. The bombing overnight leveled cities and destroyed whatever little defence the Clandestinian military had.

President Bush today in a news brief from the White House urged nations to fight against the Japanese Muslim movement by supplying troops and supplies to Clandestine. He also announced that America would send troops as well to liberate the Clandestinians. "We cannont sit back and watch while our nation friend is getting destroyed inside out by some crazy Samsung Muslims or Kyocera or whatever. After the speech however, a high ranking military official responded that America had no troops available because they were all in Iraq and South Korea.

When alerted of the invasion, Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi simple responded, "We have Muslims?"

These Muslims are their own organization and not apart of the Japanese Military.

Koizumi is now being investigated by the 6/22 Panel on the basis that the governement knew (or should have know) about this secret organization and did nothing to prevent them from attacking Clandestine.
The governemnt denies this saying, that "finding out would have costed Japanese citizens to lose their basic freedoms of right to trial and protection against illegal search and seizure."

There are now even reports of some prisoner abuse by the JM. Sources tell FNN that they make the Clandestinian prisoners eat sushi doused in urine. A government investigation has been launched.

The death toll in Clandestine is now reaching well over 5,000 people. England and Austraila say that can get rid of the Japanese Muslim forces within a month. They are sending troops over as soon as possible.

(C) Copyright FNN

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040622%2F1105099371.htm&sc=1120
Daistallia 2104
22-06-2004, 17:37
:?:
(was this meant to go in II or NS?)
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 17:37
:?:
(was this meant to go in II or NS?)

No!! It's a true story!!!
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 17:39
This storyis true, but if you read it it sounds very similar to a satire....
Formal Dances
22-06-2004, 17:40
If it is true, then why isn't anyone broadcasting it?
Superpower07
22-06-2004, 17:49
Sounds like something from www.theonion.com
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 17:49
They aren't boradcasting it because the mdeia is run by conservatives.
Formal Dances
22-06-2004, 17:51
They aren't boradcasting it because the mdeia is run by conservatives.

Hun, if this was actually true, the media would be playing it. That is a fact of broadcasting since this will be news.
San haiti
22-06-2004, 17:51
This storyis true, but if you read it it sounds very similar to a satire....

right, and i suppose Clandestine is a small country just hiding from mapmakers across the world.

Seriously what the point of writing this?
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 17:51
Sounds like something from www.theonion.com

no man! The Onion news is fake!
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 18:01
This storyis true, but if you read it it sounds very similar to a satire....

right, and i suppose Clandestine is a small country just hiding from mapmakers across the world.

Seriously what the point of writing this?

To get the people with no sense of humor to reply to it.
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 18:02
Berkylvania
22-06-2004, 18:11
Clearly this is the work of the Illuminati.
The Black Forrest
22-06-2004, 18:38
Clearly this is the work of the Illuminati.

No!

It's the work of the Stonecutters!


"Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!"
Cremerica
22-06-2004, 18:48
OMG BUMP
Daistallia 2104
22-06-2004, 18:56
:?:
(was this meant to go in II or NS?)

No!! It's a true story!!!

Ah yes. A true story about "Vermonters on Lookout for Flower Thief" by your link....
Cremerica
23-06-2004, 08:17
:?:
(was this meant to go in II or NS?)

No!! It's a true story!!!

Ah yes. A true story about "Vermonters on Lookout for Flower Thief" by your link....


must be a broken link or something
Opal Isle
23-06-2004, 08:22
OMG BUMP

Why did this get bumped?

....
Deeloleo
23-06-2004, 08:22
Clearly this is the work of the Illuminati.

No!

It's the work of the Stonecutters!


"Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!"Hail Homer, the Chosen One!
imported_Asheria
23-06-2004, 10:41
AP-


http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040622%2F1105099371.htm&sc=1120

Dude, your link goes to an article about a Vermont flower burglar... which makes me doubt the veracity of your tale.
Insane Troll
23-06-2004, 10:49
OMG! No f*cking way!

It's totally a fake, for sure!

:roll:
Insane Troll
23-06-2004, 10:49
OMG! No f*cking way!

It's totally a fake, for sure!

:roll:
Quillaz
23-06-2004, 11:01
OMG! No f*cking way!
It's totally a fake, for sure!
:roll:

How can you say that when so many lives are being lost? You evil, evil man! :wink: