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*bangs knife and fork on table*

I want food!

Will you make me pancakes, Vex? Sweet dearest Vex? Pwetty Pwease?

good luck.

Hey...I want some too...

Pfft! I know! I shall coax him with Exploding delights!

*offers Vex an infamous Exploding Chicken*

haha, it doesn't look like he's around...

Vexy, a stor ...BV, myself, and now Avia as well are all waiting patiently for pancakes. When else are you gonna get so much female attention?

*chucks knife and fork out the window*

Dammit! He was here before! Now I'll starve!

(Makes pancakes for blue viper, but eats them instead)

Haha! La venta bastard! Strave my dear friend...

(Makes pancakes for blue viper, but eats them instead)

Haha! La venta bastard! Strave my dear friend...

Pfft. Your pancakes are crap! Only Vex's will appease my appetite!

In my day, we didn't get pancakes. All we got was rocks, coated in syrup. And when we did make pancakes, we burned them to a crisp. And you know what!? We liked it! We loved it! Now you young hooligans are asking for pancakes like you're entitled to them!

Dammit! Make me some pancakes!

In my day, we didn't get pancakes. All we got was rocks, coated in syrup. And when we did make pancakes, we burned them to a crisp. And you know what!? We liked it! We loved it! Now you young hooligans are asking for pancakes like you're entitled to them!

Dammit! Make me some pancakes!

Shut yer cake 'ole! I get pancakes before any one of ye' KLINGONS!
Why don't you find your own Vexs and leave me to mine!

Oi, I laid claims to this one FIRST. *glares*

I could offer you some... but pancakes that result from my cooking would make you wish for those syrup-ey rocks...

In my day, we didn't get pancakes. All we got was rocks, coated in syrup. And when we did make pancakes, we burned them to a crisp. And you know what!? We liked it! We loved it! Now you young hooligans are asking for pancakes like you're entitled to them!

Dammit! Make me some pancakes!

Shut yer cake 'ole! I get pancakes before any one of ye' KLINGONS!
Why don't you find your own Vexs and leave me to mine!
I ate my Vex. Vex's look a lot like pancakes.

. . .i want some pancakes now.

stupid midnight munchies.

. . .i want some pancakes now.

stupid midnight munchies.

You should stop smoking that stuff beofre you go to bed then...

. . .i want some pancakes now.

stupid midnight munchies.
I want Rice Krispies Treat Cereal. The best cereal ever. I don't think they make it anymore, but it seriously was all I ate for like a month.

Well, you're welcome to share some of the cookies I have next to me... *reaches across desk* not quite pancakes, but hey... pancakes aren't really the food of choice for lunch...

I think I've decided. I want someone else to make me waffles...

. . .i want some pancakes now.

stupid midnight munchies.

My apartment is stocked with snack food for such instances......nightly instances.

looks like viper's got a crush....

*leaves thread*

i dont need no stinkin' pancakes
8)

. . .i want some pancakes now.

stupid midnight munchies.
I want Rice Krispies Treat Cereal. The best cereal ever. I don't think they make it anymore, but it seriously was all I ate for like a month.

Speaking of which...anyone remember PB Crisps? Those things were awesome.

. . .i want some pancakes now.

stupid midnight munchies.

My apartment is stocked with snack food for such instances......nightly instances.

You! Make me waffles!

looks like viper's got a crush....

*leaves thread*

i dont need no stinkin' pancakes
8)

CORRECTION: Looks like Viper's friggin hungry!

looks like viper's got a crush....

*leaves thread*

i dont need no stinkin' pancakes
8)

CORRECTION: Looks like Viper's friggin hungry!

Yes, well... that also...

*makes waffles*

Hope you like "special" waffles.

*makes waffles*

Hope you like "special" waffles.

... yes... yes indeed...
*gets out knife and fork and bangs them on the table*

hurry up! hurry up!

Hold your horses, I'm decorating them.

Hold your horses, I'm decorating them.

Don't forget the ice-cream, lad!

Ok, they're done.

*Brings out two large waffles, one topped with blueberries, and the other with strawberries.*

*Goes back for the butter and maple syrup*

Oh, dammit, ice cream?

I'm afraid I'm fresh out.

I only have jello and pudding.

Ok, they're done.

*Brings out two large waffles, one topped with blueberries, and the other with strawberries.*

*Goes back for the butter and maple syrup*

*drools*

*eats the blueberry waffle in one gulp*

*stuffs the strawberry waffle in her pocket*

For later, dear.

I dont have any pancakes but how about some of these frozen waffles?

:wink:

with a side of sunny side socks? :D

Oh, dammit, ice cream?

I'm afraid I'm fresh out.

I only have jello and pudding.

Pudding!!! Bring it out!

Good thing I already had it made.

*Brings out a big bowl of chocolate pudding*

Good thing I already had it made.

*Brings out a big bowl of chocolate pudding*

I suppose you'll want some then?


Hrm... where is vex with my pancakes?

*steals pudding* :twisted:

*steals pudding* :twisted:

Pudding Thief! Stop her!

*throws strawberry waffle at her*

NO! Not the pudding, you shall pay.

*slips on the waffle, and lands face-first in the bowl*

Ow..

Quick, lick it off his face!

Edit: Sorry, her face.

*helps her run out with the pudding* :twisted: :wink:

*slips on the waffle, and lands face-first in the bowl*

Ow..

Now you've gone and done it! I wanted Chocolate Pudding not Face Pudding! In the kitchen, lass, and make me some more!

Yes'm...

*trudges off to the kitchen, and scrapes the pudding off her face back into a bowl*

Yes'm...

*trudges off to the kitchen, and scrapes the pudding off her face back into a bowl*
I said no Face Puddin'

*peeks in at thread*

:shock:

*leaves to go find an apron, a bowl, a spoon...oh, and syrup! gotta have syrup...*

please may i possibly, at all, by any chance have some pancakes too? :oops:

For you...anything.

What flavour suits your fancy?