I think Highways should have a beer lane
Rhiad and the Bedouins
22-06-2004, 05:44
It sounds like a good idea doesnt it?
yeah
until the driver swerves...
and hits cars on the RESPONSIBLE lane...
keep trying :P
Insane Troll
22-06-2004, 06:13
They could put a wall blocking off the beer lane.
I'm all for the idea.
Gaeltach
22-06-2004, 06:15
Yes...and then the driver could swerve, and instead of hitting an innocent and responsible driver, they would hit the wall, crash, and die. And then we would have one less drunken idiot trying to drive home.
BLARGistania
22-06-2004, 06:17
howbout a seperate road.
"ATTENTION DRUNKS, IF YOU ARE DRUNK, DRIVE ON THIS ROAD ->"
that would be amusing.
Maybe the beer lane could be a moving road, like a giant flat escalator. That way, the drunks don't drive!
The Blue Viper II
22-06-2004, 06:18
They could put a wall blocking off the beer lane.
I'm all for the idea.
Can it have padded walls so the cars can bounce off them? Sort of like Bumper Bowling!
Insane Troll
22-06-2004, 06:18
They could put a wall blocking off the beer lane.
I'm all for the idea.
Can it have padded walls so the cars can bounce off them? Sort of like Bumper Bowling!
OOoooooh, yeah! That'd be awesome. I'd drive on that road all the time.
Gaeltach
22-06-2004, 06:19
howbout a seperate road.
"ATTENTION DRUNKS, IF YOU ARE DRUNK, DRIVE ON THIS ROAD ->"
that would be amusing.
Actually, that is a GOOD idea...then all the cops will spend their time on that road, leaving the rest of us to drive as fast as we want!
Except, how to be sure they all go there? Offer more free beer perhaps?
Sheilanagig
22-06-2004, 06:23
I thought there already was a beer lane...except we call it "the ditch" here.
Seriously, though, people should get a cab, or crash where they are, instead of being drunk, murderous juggernauts.
Ernst_Rohm
22-06-2004, 06:24
they should just build "idiot tunnels of doom" between places. in the idiot tunnel of doom there are no rules and no laws. drive drunk, drive aggressive, drive fast, drive at your own risk. once per week armored bulldozers clean a path through the wreckage and sell what's left to scrap dealers to help defray maintainance costs. it gives idiots a place to have fun and protects the gene pool by allowing the idiot population to cull itself, hpoefully before they are able to breed.
Ohohoh!
Have like...a free-drive through for your free beer on the beer lane
Get extra drunk, just in case
Bounce off the walls
Get killed from all the impacts within your car
Have your head seperated from your body
Block traffic
Repeat!
imported_Melcelene
22-06-2004, 06:25
Well what if the person is so drunk that they forget to use the drunk lane?
Gaeltach
22-06-2004, 06:25
they should just build "idiot tunnels of doom" between places. in the idiot tunnel of doom there are no rules and no laws. drive drunk, drive aggressive, drive fast, drive at your own risk. once per week armored bulldozers clean a path through the wreckage and sell what's left to scrap dealers to help defray maintainance costs. it gives idiots a place to have fun and protects the gene pool by allowing the idiot population to cull itself, hpoefully before they are able to breed.
:lol: I am writing to the mayor with that one.