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*takes a long drag of his cigarette*

I have been a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for many years, and I just can't take the silence anymore. I will be making regular broadcasts starting today that will reveal our organization's true motives.

First, the liberals believe that we oppose abortion on moral grounds. That is simply not true. The number of babies aborted each year cuts into the number of children that the VRWC can secretly abduct each year for sacrifice and devouring before we start the board meetings at our Fortune 500 companies.

I think I might be cut off soon, but tune in tomorrow for another broadcast from the bunker located exactly nine feet below my house.

(This has been a fake broadcast by Omni Conglomerates, those who believe this message may very well be members of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy....be on your guard, and remember, the Truth is less exciting that you would think....)

:roll:

*takes a long drag of his cigarette*

I have been a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for many years, and I just can't take the silence anymore. I will be making regular broadcasts starting today that will reveal our organization's true motives.

First, the liberals believe that we oppose abortion on moral grounds. That is simply not true. The number of babies aborted each year cuts into the number of children that the VRWC can secretly abduct each year for sacrifice and devouring before we start the board meetings at our Fortune 500 companies.

I think I might be cut off soon, but tune in tomorrow for another broadcast from the bunker located exactly nine feet below my house.

(This has been a fake broadcast by Omni Conglomerates, those who believe this message may very well be members of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy....be on your guard, and remember, the Truth is less exciting that you would think....)the VRWC is a proven FACT--its in the movies NOW

the VRWC is a proven FACT--its in the movies NOW

You fool! *takes another drag on his cigarette* You think Michael Moore's 'documentaries' make something fact?! Ha! Moore is plant. We use him to throw the liberals off of our true purpose! Wait....you are part of the VLWC aren't you? You won't catch me! You never will!

the VRWC is a proven FACT--its in the movies NOW

You fool! *takes another drag on his cigarette* You think Michael Moore's 'documentaries' make something fact?! Ha! Moore is plant. We use him to throw the liberals off of our true purpose! Wait....you are part of the VLWC aren't you? You won't catch me! You never will!

He is? Wow, there's a lot my superior isn't telling me then. I never would have guessed it. Unless...

the VRWC is a proven FACT--its in the movies NOW

You fool! *takes another drag on his cigarette* You think Michael Moore's 'documentaries' make something fact?! Ha! Moore is plant. We use him to throw the liberals off of our true purpose! Wait....you are part of the VLWC aren't you? You won't catch me! You never will!im not talken about fattys movie heh--Im talking about the movie about rightwingers hunting Clinton. were one step ahead of you :lol:

the VRWC is a proven FACT--its in the movies NOW

You fool! *takes another drag on his cigarette* You think Michael Moore's 'documentaries' make something fact?! Ha! Moore is plant. We use him to throw the liberals off of our true purpose! Wait....you are part of the VLWC aren't you? You won't catch me! You never will!im not talken about fattys movie heh--Im talking about the movie about rightwingers hunting Clinton. were one step ahead of you :lol:

So Clinton hunting season is open, eh? Is baiting legal on them, cause I got a closetful of interns that I'm done with. :shock:

im not talken about fattys movie heh--Im talking about the movie about rightwingers hunting Clinton. were one step ahead of you :lol:

*takes another long drag of his cigarette to finish it off* Ha! You are yet a fool. We control most of the major media outlets and movie production companies. We produce a number of left leaning movies each year that the liberals take in as Bible truth. Your movie is one such movie! You will never guess at out true purpose until it is too late and our massive space beam can target your homes and.....I have said to much already....you will have to be assassinated now. You had better watch out for pink vans driving by your house. Yes, thats right, PINK! Muahahahahahahaha! I have said to much already, and I will say no more....for this night....

We control most of the major media outlets and movie production companies. We produce a number of left leaning movies each year that the liberals take in as Bible truth.hey, that part was true. This is getting scary

You finished that cigarette in 3 drags, impressive.

*takes another long drag of his cigarette to finish it off* Ha! You are yet a fool. We control most of the major media outlets and movie production companies. We produce a number of left leaning movies each year that the liberals take in as Bible truth. Your movie is one such movie! You will never guess at out true purpose until it is too late and our massive space beam can target your homes and.....I have said to much already....you will have to be assassinated now. You had better watch out for pink vans driving by your house. Yes, thats right, PINK! Muahahahahahahaha! I have said to much already, and I will say no more....for this night....

:shock:
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AHA
I have discovered your true purpose and with it render all your attempts at silencing useless. Especially since you have no ways to silence people. ...............AH THE PAIN OW THE PAIN OW! ............... Anyways, you are just a ruse to pretend to give the true purpose to hide the actual true purpose. I just gave away the true purpose of you being given your job. :P

Man I didnt know Omni was a chain smoker, man Winston must be making a killing off of him.

the VRWC is a proven FACT--its in the movies NOW

You fool! *takes another drag on his cigarette* You think Michael Moore's 'documentaries' make something fact?! Ha! Moore is plant. We use him to throw the liberals off of our true purpose! Wait....you are part of the VLWC aren't you? You won't catch me! You never will!im not talken about fattys movie heh--Im talking about the movie about rightwingers hunting Clinton. were one step ahead of you :lol:

So Clinton hunting season is open, eh? Is baiting legal on them, cause I got a closetful of interns that I'm done with. :shock:Clinton only likes the ones that look like they live in trailers

great, now I have to go and start a secret underground revolutionary movement to stop the VRWC secret movement. And I have to do it all in secret.

*walks off muttering*

im not talken about fattys movie heh--Im talking about the movie about rightwingers hunting Clinton. were one step ahead of you :lol:

*takes another long drag of his cigarette to finish it off* Ha! You are yet a fool. We control most of the major media outlets and movie production companies. We produce a number of left leaning movies each year that the liberals take in as Bible truth. Your movie is one such movie! You will never guess at out true purpose until it is too late and our massive space beam can target your homes and.....I have said to much already....you will have to be assassinated now. You had better watch out for pink vans driving by your house. Yes, thats right, PINK! Muahahahahahahaha! I have said to much already, and I will say no more....for this night....im not afriad to die--just dont make me watch foxnews

*Sticks a tape of Bill O'Reilly into the VCR and presses play*

*Sticks a tape of Bill O'Reilly into the VCR and presses play*thats too cruel LOL--when I see his smarmy face on the set I think very violent things

*takes out another cigarette and lights it*

Today, I give out another bit of insight into the purpose of the VRWC. We are the Powers That Be, you cannot stop them no matter how hard you try. They are entrenched in every aspect of American life. Nothing goes on that is not controlled by and approved of by the VRWC. I should know. I was involved for years. I was ranked higher that Sean Hannity. Even Alan Colmes was below me. That's right, he works for us too. He is another of their spies into the liberal movement. I truth he reports directly to Ariel Sharon.

*takes another long drag of his cigarette*

Some of you may think that I am a person pretending to be a person who worked for the VRWC, but in fact is still working for them but is pretending that he had a falling out. Some think that I am spilling false beans that might keep the liberals away from the truth about the secrets that guard the enigma wrapped up in paradox which is the purpose of the VRWC. The truth is...the truth is something you cannot handle nor understand....yet.

This has been yet another confession from a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Remember, the truth is less exciting that you would think.

Omni! You fool! You'll ruin everything!

I know humor is the way to get to people (good job, by the way) but your humor comes too close to the truth! We cannot afford the CommiNazis and other Leftists anything that they can point to as proof!

Note: Excellent work on 'The Day After Tomorrow' I somply loved that fact that Mexico let US immigrants across if we promised to forgive their national debt.... GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*continues loud, evil cackling that echoes across the batcave...err, secret bunker that's TEN stories below Omni's house*

Omni! You fool! You'll ruin everything!

I know humor is the way to get to people (good job, by the way) but your humor comes too close to the truth! We cannot afford the CommiNazis and other Leftists anything that they can point to as proof!

Note: Excellent work on 'The Day After Tomorrow' I somply loved that fact that Mexico let US immigrants across if we promised to forgive their national debt.... GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*continues loud, evil cackling that echoes across the batcave...err, secret bunker that's TEN stories below Omni's house*

That's YOU under my bunker? I had no idea. Could you keep the music down, I can hear it when I am doing my morning evil plotting session. I totally lost my train of though during my plan to beat up old women for their pills and steal candy from small children and then eat them (By eat them I mean both the children and the candy).

Anyways, don't worry. These liberalistic fools wouldn't know what to do with the truth if they even knew what it was. Hannity reveal more than I do, anyways. You should go off on him. Besides, half of what I say is to throw these poor fools off the trail of the VRWC.

Oops, I almost forgot.

*Gives Halloccia the secret VRWC handshake*

Secret Space Lair, 70 kms above Omni Conglomerates's house-Vast Uknown Wing Conspiracy

"Ha! You foolish conservatives and liberals think you are so great! When me and my unplaceable party start controling the media, you will all fall to our greatness! Mwuhahaha!"

Turning off the radio, the VUWC leader turns to his midet henchman. "Shorty, get the midget assassins, I want these guys all dead, they've heard too much. Get going! And get me a drink!"

Secret Space Lair, 70 kms above Omni Conglomerates's house-Vast Uknown Wing Conspiracy

"Ha! You foolish conservatives and liberals think you are so great! When me and my unplaceable party start controling the media, you will all fall to our greatness! Mwuhahaha!"

Turning off the radio, the VUWC leader turns to his midet henchman. "Shorty, get the midget assassins, I want these guys all dead, they've heard too much. Get going! And get me a drink!"

Midget Assassins? Ha! I shall defeat you midget assassin with my horde of deadly conservative ninja soccer moms! You cannot defeat them, do not even try! The VRWC cannot be stopped! Besides, you don't have the key to my house and it has steep stairs. Your midgets cannot enter my home because it is not accessible to the handicapped, muahahahahahahahahaha!

In a small, cramped, overcrowded bunker barely one foot below a Denny's, a man sits in front of a cheap digital camera broadcasting to a public access television station

Hello America, I am one of the members of the TMWC, the Tiny Moderate Wing Conspiracy. Our mission is a simple one: it is our solemn duty to do as much as we can to prevent the VRWC and the VLWC from destroying each other and the rest of the world at the same time. We don't get as much funding as either of those groups, but our agents have infiltrated both of their organizations, and we are prepared to exert what small influence we have to prevent global annihilation. I speak to you now in order to tell you that there is hope, and that neither side has to worry about the excesses of the other while we still survive.

Thank you for your time, and stay tuned for the comedic stylings of one Larry Preston, a local youngster who has been entertaining students and teachers alike with his knock-knock jokes.

End Transmission

In a small, cramped, overcrowded bunker barely one foot below a Denny's, a man sits in front of a cheap digital camera broadcasting to a public access television station

Hello America, I am one of the members of the TMWC, the Tiny Moderate Wing Conspiracy. Our mission is a simple one: it is our solemn duty to do as much as we can to prevent the VRWC and the VLWC from destroying each other and the rest of the world at the same time. We don't get as much funding as either of those groups, but our agents have infiltrated both of their organizations, and we are prepared to exert what small influence we have to prevent global annihilation. I speak to you now in order to tell you that there is hope, and that neither side has to worry about the excesses of the other while we still survive.

Thank you for your time, and stay tuned for the comedic stylings of one Larry Preston, a local youngster who has been entertaining students and teachers alike with his knock-knock jokes.

End Transmission

You shall not stop us when we are so close to our victory. The liberals are weak, and now is our chance to strike. You shall not stand in our way TMWC. We have killed many of your members in our ranks, and we shall not be sated. Behold our wrath!

*Unleashes a combined of conservative ninja soccermoms, right-wing radio commentator space marines, and undead abortion fetuses*

I hope the destruction of your bunker at Denny's will serve as a warning not to cross us again. If not, we shall have to move to more drastic measures. You liberals are not off the hook yet, you may have revealed me for the purveyor of false information that I am, but you are no closer to finding out the truth about the facts that were hidden truths in the falsisities that were placed in the disinformation of the truth.

In an old abandoned shed on the outskirts of Detroit, a man sits on a stool in front of a dead rat and under a white banner entitled "Tiny Moderate Wing Conspiracy", broadcasting through a webcam to a popular website

Despite the cowardly effort of the VRWC, I have survived unharmed. I was tipped off by messenger pidgeon several minutes prior to the attack, and although the Denny's did not survive, the movement continues. In response to your attack, we have given the VLWC information that will allow them to neutralize several of your assets and agents. Please, do not force us to do this again, we do not wish to take sides.

Also, if a message gets sent to any of our viewers through e-mail, do not open the attachment. A virus seems to have infected this system, so I must switch mediums for now, until our techies manage to sweep the system clean. Once again, the message entitled "I bought you some flowers" contains a virus, do not open it.

End transmission

From his secret lab in space, broadcasting to his secret lab miles under the ground...

Oh no, the two political powers are attacking! Quickly rangers, go!

http://sinfest.net/d/20000129.html

America needs your help!

Hmm, what would they have said in the old days?? Oh right, I recall..

"So the Germans would have you believe"

The witch hunt has never ended.. the Republican convention Bush .vs McCain..

The attack machine is alive and well ;)

Hmm, what would they have said in the old days?? Oh right, I recall..

"So the Germans would have you believe"

The witch hunt has never ended.. the Republican convention Bush .vs McCain..

The attack machine is alive and well ;)someone who need to kidnap Karl Rove and give him an exorcizm for the attacks to stops

Hmm, what would they have said in the old days?? Oh right, I recall..

"So the Germans would have you believe"

The witch hunt has never ended.. the Republican convention Bush .vs McCain..

The attack machine is alive and well ;)

I try and keep levity in the thread, and it always gets shattered. Could you not have posted something about the right-wing conspiracy being real, or said that the VLWC was planning vengence. This is not a hey lets all bash the right/left thread, this is a lets all have fun making up conspiracy theories thread.

That being said.....

*takes a lengthy drag of his cigarette*

The TMWC has made actions against us, and called us cowards....we will let that slide. They know not how close they are to extinction within our ranks. We know who the double agents are, but they will remain unharmed as long as the TMWC stays silent and does not interfere with our war with the VLWC. I must also say that the liberals would have you think that we are all rich members of fortune 500 companies obsessed with cruching the little man. The truth of the matter is we are all filthy rich members of fortune 500 companies obsessed with crushing the little man. I almost forgot, for all of you who thought Bill O'Reilly worked for us, you are mistaken. He actually doesn't work for anybody. He is a freelance agent. He does our work for us so well that we wouldn't dream of interfering with his operation.

*takes a final drag of his cigarette before putting it out*

The VRWC cannot be stopped. They have agents everywhere. Be careful, and remember that the truth is not as exciting as you might think.

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative consepiracy. Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative consepiracy. Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.

You obviously have never read a single post by me in any other thread before. I am a conservative. This is a satire. It is ment to be humorous. I am finding out more and more often that there are very few people with a solid sense of humor in these forums, fewer still who have a grasp of tone and connotation. Anyways, I just thought I should clear that up since this thread is pretty much gone with people actually taking what I am saying seriously. I guess there is no room left for humor in these forums...*sigh*

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative consepiracy. Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.

I know I am directing this post to everyojne that really believes there is a conservative conspiracy out to get them. If only they listen to themselves they would reliese how silly they sound and it is just vicous gossip.

I know I am directing it at the people that don't see how silly this conspiracy is.

You obviously have never read a single post by me in any other thread before. I am a conservative. This is a satire. It is ment to be humorous. I am finding out more and more often that there are very few people with a solid sense of humor in these forums, fewer still who have a grasp of tone and connotation. Anyways, I just thought I should clear that up since this thread is pretty much gone with people actually taking what I am saying seriously. I guess there is no room left for humor in these forums...*sigh*

I know I am directing this comment to the people who actually think there is a conservative conspiracy out to get them. If they just listen to themselves they would reliese how silly that sounds and they a believing a urban myth.

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative . Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal [b]Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA {??}. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.Wow, not reading the thread AND having regular spelling mistakes AND poor grammar. Thats like a triple whammy.

I know I am directing this comment to the people who actually think there is a conservative conspiracy out to get them. If they just listen to themselves they would reliese how silly that sounds and they a believing a urban myth.

Well, it really doesn't sound like you know.

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative consepiracy. It seems as if you think this was posted by a liberal.

Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. Here you negate the point of the satire by denying it. BTW, why would you be in on it? Are you are high ranking member of the GOP or something?

There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal Michal Savage.Rationalising...


Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy Unless you misunderstood the first poster, I can't see who you'd be talking about here

LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA. I don't know what this is but I put it in anyway. It seems random and off topic in your post, so it can be random and off topic in mine too.

Please you guys are wasting your time. Again, you appear to be imagining that this is serious.

Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.Ahem

Here you negate the point of the satire by denying it. BTW, why would you be in on it? Are you are high ranking member of the GOP or something?It's obvious. He's one of the right's leading intellectual heavyweights. :lol:

Yeah Omni, no one here has a sense of humor :(

Yeah Omni, no one here has a sense of humor :(I thought it was pretty funny. Thing is though, I don't think you could do it for the VLWC, cos the things the conservatives say about us are just beyond parody.

There never could be a VLWC because the left wing can never agree on anything or mobilize effectively. :)

There never could be a VLWC because the left wing can never agree on anything or mobilize effectively. :)Ever heard of communism? It was quite popular for a while.

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative . Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal [b]Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA {??}. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.Wow, not reading the thread AND having regular spelling mistakes AND poor grammar. Thats like a triple whammy.

Are you a English teacher or do you just have to much time on your hands.

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative . Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal [b]Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA {??}. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.Wow, not reading the thread AND having regular spelling mistakes AND poor grammar. Thats like a triple whammy.

Are you a English teacher?well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big deal

Oh no a bunch of ranting and raving parinoid liberals whinning that there is a imaginary conservative . Trust me guys I will say it very clearly so you can understand, there is no conservative conspiracy and if there were trust me I would be in on it. There would have been actual proof and it would have been destroyed. By the way you guys sound like a liberal [b]Michal Savage. There is a conservative conspiracy, their going to rule the world, no the voices are telling me, there may not be any evidence now but if we don't try to discredit them and hurt them in any way possible they will get us, Yes listing to a biased left winger is evidence of a imaginary conspiracy LAWALAWALWALWALL KABOLABOLA {??}. Please you guys are wasting your time. Besides I can be a parinod moron and say there is a left wing conspiracy against me qucikly everyone lets sound like complete idots and believe this garbage. Not a minute to lose we must shed any respect people had for us quickly.Wow, not reading the thread AND having regular spelling mistakes AND poor grammar. Thats like a triple whammy.

Are you a English teacher?well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big deal

Well, tonight I haven't found much that was worthwhile to post in, so I figured, why not make a few comments to the responses in this thread. I probably would have made some yesterday, but I was busy defragmenting my C drive all day. I must thank Spoffin for his responses as well as that other guy who thought the thread was funny. Also, MKULTRA, that was a cheap shot towards Bush, and a very, very poorly informed comment to boot. Could you keep those comments to your own rants in the future? Anyways, I don't plan to post in this thread again, but look forward to me putting my opinion in whenever I feel it is needed anywhere else.

P.S. try and have some humor people

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?

Set in a coffee shop, for a cliché effect

BA Student: "My God the Conservative have come out of the closet!"

Unemplyed Actors: "I always suspected Bush was gay, I mean what straight man where's a pink coweboy shirt?"

BA Student: "Valid point, but I meant they have revealed their master plan!"

Art Major: "To whipe out the Jews?"

BA Student: "No! To piss us off with a general lack of policies!"

Unemployed Actor: "My God... I mean... Good Heavens.... I mean.... In the name of all that's Liberal and good!"

BA Student: "It get's worse, they plan to rub our faces in the fact they can start a war with no real reasons and the public will buy it. Even after they realise the government was wrong they'll dismiss us as Communists and un-Patriotic."

Art Major: "Well we should do something?"

Unemployed Actor: "You mean actually form solid, practical polocy and act upon it?"

BA Student: "We're Liberals, action is too much like work.... I mean facism!"

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?I didnt get a rich-kid-with-connections-quota. I prefer to earn my place in the world

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?I didnt get a rich-kid-with-connections-quota. I prefer to earn my place in the world

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?I didnt get a rich-kid-with-connections-quota. I prefer to earn my place in the worldSo let me get this straight, if a person uses their opportunities in life it's a bad thing? I have never understood this mentality. I believe if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and if life gives a free ticket into Harvard do everything you can to ensure you don't waste those opportunites. If you are born into privlige, It is the worst kind of shame not to use it to better yourself, in terms of learning and helping others.

Hmm, what would they have said in the old days?? Oh right, I recall..

"So the Germans would have you believe"

The witch hunt has never ended.. the Republican convention Bush .vs McCain..

The attack machine is alive and well ;)

HA! The Republican Attack Machine isn't some mythical spin machine, it's a fearsome set of battle armor: http://www.imao.us/archives/001501.html

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?I didnt get a rich-kid-with-connections-quota. I prefer to earn my place in the worldSo let me get this straight, if a person uses their opportunities in life it's a bad thing? I have never understood this mentality. I believe if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and if life gives a free ticket into Harvard do everything you can to ensure you don't waste those opportunites. If you are born into privlige, It is the worst kind of shame not to use it to better yourself, in terms of learning and helping others.no I never claimed that Bush shouldnt exploit his special rights status all Im saying is that conservatives shouldnt misrepresent it as something he did on his own

]well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big deal

Welcome to another adition of MKLUTRA's rants. They are poorly informed and has no sources or information to back up his opinons. And now he will try to insult and offened as many people as possible. stay tuned.

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?I didnt get a rich-kid-with-connections-quota. I prefer to earn my place in the worldSo let me get this straight, if a person uses their opportunities in life it's a bad thing? I have never understood this mentality. I believe if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and if life gives a free ticket into Harvard do everything you can to ensure you don't waste those opportunites. If you are born into privlige, It is the worst kind of shame not to use it to better yourself, in terms of learning and helping others.I agree with you 100%. I think its a shame though that Bush downplays the fact that he went to a good school, ("and to those of you who are C students... I say that you too can become president of the United States"). Its like, not only does he appear unintelligent and unengaged, but he seems to like it. So, I agree with you, that wasting oppertunities is bad. And I think that thats exactly what he has done.

I must thank Spoffin for his responses as well as that other guy who thought the thread was funny. I thank you for your thanks. Were you not afraid though that The Smoking Man might be unhappy about you stealing his trademark ideas, and might be coming to hunt you down?

well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big dealFunny he graduated from Yale and Harvard. You?I didnt get a rich-kid-with-connections-quota. I prefer to earn my place in the worldSo let me get this straight, if a person uses their opportunities in life it's a bad thing? I have never understood this mentality. I believe if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and if life gives a free ticket into Harvard do everything you can to ensure you don't waste those opportunites. If you are born into privlige, It is the worst kind of shame not to use it to better yourself, in terms of learning and helping others.I agree with you 100%. I think its a shame though that Bush downplays the fact that he went to a good school, ("and to those of you who are C students... I say that you too can become president of the United States"). Its like, not only does he appear unintelligent and unengaged, but he seems to like it. So, I agree with you, that wasting oppertunities is bad. And I think that thats exactly what he has done.it wasnt so much an opportunity -it was more like a QUOTA

]well if the President of the US can be an illiterate retard then whats the big deal

Welcome to another adition of MKLUTRA's rants. They are poorly informed and has no sources or information to back up his opinons. And now he will try to insult and offened as many people as possible. stay tuned.meanwhile I was defending you

I have been a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for many years, and I just can't take the silence anymore. I will be making regular broadcasts starting today that will reveal our organization's true motives.

Hillary must be thrilled! Finally, someone else who agrees there's a vast right-wing conspiracy! :P