NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome back to the second ever "Kick the Server!" thread!

Here you can let out your rage on the server... and it's constant death. So let it out! Don't keep your rage in!

I will start the procession.

*runs towards server screaming and kicks it mightily*
ARRR

*opens up closet full of TNT, guns, and knives*

bring in ON!

*methodically destroys the server until nothing is left but a bunch of quivering, helpless pieces, which don't perform any better than the server as a whole*

*viciously grinds all the pieces into dust*

*prays for the blessing of JOLT to overtake us soon*

*Beats the dust that is left of the server relentlessly with a giant lollipop.*

*Realizes he's still wearing his sailor suit, runs home and hides in the closet, crying the whole time.*