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Like the title says if you could make a tv show what would it be?
Me personally I'd have something like "Pissing off uptight Christians" or like "How to kill as many people as possible in the shortest amount of time" or maybe "Blowing shit up!" or perhaps even "How to be a decent human being without looking really, really gay". Yeah those would be great shows and very, very populuar. But what are your thoughts? I'd really like to know. Okay now I'm getting bored goodnight.

I'd make a channel called the All Socialism Channel.

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Or maybe I'll just make a show about bumping.

A show where I walk around each week with high powered weapons hunting and killing TV2 celebrities.

I think a BDSM channel would thrive, judging from the popularity of such IRC chatrooms. :o

The name of the show would be "Lessons from The Squatch."

It would be a half-four show with some helpful tips for everyday life.

Like.

"How to laugh when stupid people kill themselves while being stupid."

"How to survive a zombie infestation."

"How to score on the first date."

"The proper way to kick a person in the junk."

"How to watch Professional Wrestling and bitch through most of it."

Very important things.

Mine would be called "Good morning Left-wing" and would be an hour long rant about Left-wing talkshows, George Bush, my coffee and Conservatives in general.

Alternatively, it'd be some crazy Japanese gameshow... something like... "Rotovia make pain now fun show!". To quote the Simpsons "...instead of rewarding knowledge, we punish ignorance". Lots of crazy hypo lights and random punhes to the contestant gonads.

Mine would be called "Good morning Left-wing" and would be an hour long rant about Left-wing talkshows, George Bush, my coffee and Conservatives in general.

Alternatively, it'd be some crazy Japanese gameshow... something like... "Rotovia make pain now fun show!". To quote the Simpsons "...instead of rewarding knowledge, we punish ignorance". Lots of crazy hypo lights and random punhes to the contestant gonads.

And now a canadian couple who say they are deathly afraid of scorpians!!

Mine would be a kind of cheesy variety show/ televangelist thing. It would all revolve around me an my personality cult. There'd be big portraits of me projected all over the studio blinking and eating chocolate bars. There'd be a psychedelic light show, a transvestite chorus line, a brass section, a sort of Mr. Blobby character in a dumb costume. I'd wear a spangly suit, give sermons, do some blues shouting and whip people a lot.

It'll be on late at night and the students will love it.

Mine would be:

"Shooting Anti-Americans"

Mine would be:

Shooting Back At Pro Americans :wink:

I've got another one:

"Bombing Kanabia"

I'd probably make something similar to fear factor. 8)

i dont know what KIND of show it would be but it would definitely star ben affleck.

and it would have really good guest stars like johnny depp, sean bean, viggo mortensen, harrison ford, ....

and i would be VERY involved with the day to day running of the show......


and and and

famous stars would call me up and beg me to let them be on the show...

I'd make one showcasing ann the plays and the operas and the dance works and the concerts that go on around the country that most people never get to see because they don't live near enough, or they're too expensive. So I'd have a channel showing Glastonbury and T in the Park live, and plays live not from the West End and Broadway but from theatres elsewhere in the country like Bristol or Sheffield or Birmingham, and things like that.

That's great guys! But what about a show called "Shooting people no one gives a damn about"? I think it'd be great if only because it's so damn violent.

Mine would be like a cross between Hellraiser, Dominatrix stuff, lots of pain, people injecting drugs into their eyeballs and brutal random killings like the game Manhunt.

I'd make a channel called the All Socialism Channel.

Methinks I would watch that.

I want my own liberal bias talk show. A response to the O'Railey (sp?) Factor.

Hey, can I get an hour on you channel, Letilia? Of Course, I'm an government socialist, not an anarcocommunist (sp?). I believe in what I call a 'synthetic economy' by using gov't incentives to take advantage of natural human greed.

Politicians Gone Wild!

If I made a show it would be somthing like Conan with me as the crazy host :lol:

How about a show called "murdering your younger siblings when they piss you off"? I'd really like that one!

"Beating Theresa Kerry with whiffle ball bats"

"What not to do with a dead body"
"What you should do with a dead body"
"Melee weapons and blind people"
"Quadrupal amputtee racing"
"This is a cry for help"
"Granting Death Wishes"
"When suicides attack themselves"

I've got another one:

"Bombing Kanabia"

Clever. Very clever. :roll:

people really love death and violence here! :shock: :)

anyway, mine would be "cannabalistic gimp maze"

Maybe "Survivor:Iraq" would be pretty cool.

'Heaven Can't Wait!'

- Every week, an unsuspecting patient is woken up after their surgery, in which we have given them prosthetic wings. They are shown round a set of Heaven and get to meet dead celebrity lookalikes. At the end, all is revealed, with hilarious results!!

I have a concept, but no name. I'd suggest run around with a camera and a microphone and tape people when let's say littering the street and such and then interview them on why they did it. I'm pretty sure it would out world a cleaner place.

"The Truth Behind"

behind all those famous historical or supernatural mysteries, like the Bermuda Triangle, or did the Romans really reach China, or whether the Phoenicians were the first from the Old World to reach the New. That'd be cool. :lol:

Id create a phone in show where people could choose how to torture unfunny American celbrities for a few minutes. People would also choose one of four ways to kill them and at the end of the hour the celebrity is iced by the most popular method.
David Letterman we're coming for you....

So then people are inherently evil?

Alright, get this:

Dramedy. British upper-middle-class family. Parents, a little off (but not in any scary way, just with odd personalities). 11 years old and 15 year old kids, blasé, cynical and world-weary. But they're not the most like that in the house. Rather, their cat, Virgil, is. (Note the name, and think about it for a minute.)

Virgil narrates what is happening at the start of the episode, and then the episode plays, with it stopping at places for Virgil to provide sarcastic and witty commentary on, as he would put it, "The Neandertalic inferior Human Nature. But it's really quite fascinating, in point of fact."

Some episodes would delve into the politics of the Cats, and away from the family, who it turns out aren't just loveable house pets... they're plotting, scheming Machiavellian political junkies with passionate ideologies.

The series would have sort of an off-beat, irreverent tone which mocks social institutions on both sides of the Atlantic, and around the world.

Probably could not appear on broadcast TV in the United States.

I've been thinking about this for a while, I don't just make this wacky stuff up off the top of my head.

My first show would be "Dateless Wonders." It provides tips on what not to do on a date. Like pick-up lines:

"Here, take this pill."

It's not rape if you ask them to! But still, don't do it.

My second would be a Sci-Fi of some sort.

I was thinking about this earlier.

All the top-rating shows here seem to be American crime shows, with acronyms in their name. As a result this show "Acronym Squad" will become a huge hit. Here is a small sample.

"Detective Smith, we need to get the SVU CSI down from NCIS. The SVU is ready to go to the FBI and the CIA, but we need the NYPD in from the ER. NOW!!!"

It's not a crime if you don't get caught!
That would make an awesome show! Even more so than the many other shows which are teaching people all around the world about how to commit the perfect crime and never get caught as long as you read between the lines. What makes this show different is that it is diliberately telling you what to not do if you want to behave badly and not get busted.

I really do like this thread, especially the things I've contributed.
Hmm... I know!

Random Shootings

The name says it all. And really blood is right up there with food as the favorite thing of ve stoopid Ameri-kins.

The name of the show would be "Lessons from The Squatch."

It would be a half-four show with some helpful tips for everyday life.

Like.

"How to laugh when stupid people kill themselves while being stupid."

"How to survive a zombie infestation."

"How to score on the first date."

"The proper way to kick a person in the junk."

"How to watch Professional Wrestling and bitch through most of it."

Very important things.

Sounds like a hit. :) My idea was very similar. It was a cross between 'Jackass' and 'Candid Camera'.

Something like those badguys always do when they capture a TV studio, they do something to hyponitze everyone to do stuff.

That's what I wanna do...

You shall listen to meeeee....vote ME for President.....

If I'm lucky, the ratings will shoot sky-high!