NationStates Jolt Archive

Hey, just thougt i would let everyone know, and ocourse that Mark Martin is going to win! :lol:

Pft. Michigan is Jeff Gordon's personal bitch. He has a career average finish of 2nd there, and won the pole by 8/10 of a mile per hour. That's freaking huge.

And I live 1/2 mile from Pocono Raceway. Me > j00. :P

I was just up here talking to dale, and he says jeff gordon has way too many personal bitches.

Nascar, what a joke. A bunch of gearheads driving in a circle looking for a right turn.

Nascar, what a joke. A bunch of gearheads driving in a circle looking for a right turn.


do not blaspheme the beloved sport of my chosen people. i have annointed the rural and semirural people of america as my own and with them their beloved sport of stock car racing, from the lowliest spectator class dirt track weekend warrior right up to the eliminator who sits at my right hand on the big couch sunday afternoons.

nascar? pft. :D

just stay out of it, Damn! I was so mad when Martin blew his engine last Sunday! And the week before I was jumoping up and down on the couch cheering lol, just goes to prove the old saying "Anything can happen"

nascar? pft. :D


silence o' ye scoffer of the sacred, and ye tin foil hatless one in the face of satan's rays of subliminal sin.

Nascar, what a joke. A bunch of gearheads driving in a circle looking for a right turn.


do not blaspheme the beloved sport of my chosen people. i have annointed the rural and semirural people of america as my own and with them their beloved sport of stock car racing, from the lowliest spectator class dirt track weekend warrior right up to the eliminator who sits at my right hand on the big couch sunday afternoons.Shouldn't that read "illiterate and semi-literate people"?

Nascar, what a joke. A bunch of gearheads driving in a circle looking for a right turn.


do not blaspheme the beloved sport of my chosen people. i have annointed the rural and semirural people of america as my own and with them their beloved sport of stock car racing, from the lowliest spectator class dirt track weekend warrior right up to the eliminator who sits at my right hand on the big couch sunday afternoons.Shouldn't that read "illiterate and semi-literate people"?

don't make me smite you son, i'm a friggin' god, i can do it through the internet. well actually i can have the angels locate you through the internet, then i can use one of the orbitting sword of micheal continental seige cannon too... never mind, i can smite you across the friggin' internet

Nascar, what a joke. A bunch of gearheads driving in a circle looking for a right turn.


do not blaspheme the beloved sport of my chosen people. i have annointed the rural and semirural people of america as my own and with them their beloved sport of stock car racing, from the lowliest spectator class dirt track weekend warrior right up to the eliminator who sits at my right hand on the big couch sunday afternoons.Shouldn't that read "illiterate and semi-literate people"?

don't make me smite you son, i'm a friggin' god, i can do it through the internet. well actually i can have the angels locate you through the internet, then i can use one of the orbitting sword of micheal continental seige cannon too... never mind, i can smite you across the friggin' internetDon't you have an archangel or something that proofreads your posts? There you go, I added that little front slash you missed in your omnipotence. Your welcome.

Nascar, what a joke. A bunch of gearheads driving in a circle looking for a right turn.


do not blaspheme the beloved sport of my chosen people. i have annointed the rural and semirural people of america as my own and with them their beloved sport of stock car racing, from the lowliest spectator class dirt track weekend warrior right up to the eliminator who sits at my right hand on the big couch sunday afternoons.Shouldn't that read "illiterate and semi-literate people"?

don't make me smite you son, i'm a friggin' god, i can do it through the internet. well actually i can have the angels locate you through the internet, then i can use one of the orbitting sword of micheal continental seige cannon too... never mind, i can smite you across the friggin' internetDon't you have an archangel or something that proofreads your posts? There you go, I added that little front slash you missed in your omnipotence. Your welcome.


satan's planted malware in my computer again to make me look bad, gotta remember to stay away from she-demons in bondage sites from now on.

Don't you have an archangel or something that proofreads your posts? There you go, I added that little front slash you missed in your omnipotence. Your welcome.


satan's planted malware in my computer again to make me look bad, gotta remember to stay away from she-demons in bondage sites from now on.Yeah, I think you've been smiting something a little too much lately.

Don't you have an archangel or something that proofreads your posts? There you go, I added that little front slash you missed in your omnipotence. Your welcome.


satan's planted malware in my computer again to make me look bad, gotta remember to stay away from she-demons in bondage sites from now on.Yeah, I think you've been smiting something a little too much lately.

i'm omnipotent, i can smite as much as i like, as long as i like, and as hard as i like, and still have thunderbolts in reserve... but sadly i just don't feel like it as much as i did when i was younger

SOB! Gordon leads 81 laps to start the race then blows his engine. >_<

sob, Martin falls to places in the standings :( :( :oops: :oops:

The only race worth bothering with was at Indianaoplis today.

Wow, Lost Planet doesnt care about racing I am so embarrassed.

Wow, Lost Planet doesnt care about racing I am so embarrassed.I care a lot about racing, it's my passion. Only the racing I care about is done on bicycles and requires superb skill and conditioning. A bunch of yahoo's driving in circles isn't racing.

Actually it does require conditioning if not most likely the driver will pass out and BTW what is your definition of yahoo?

Actually it does require conditioning if not most likely the driver will pass out and BTW what is your definition of yahoo?Conditioning is what it takes to ride 6 hours a day for three weeks for a single event. I doubt your average NASCAR driver could complete the first day. Yahoo's are guys who think motor sports are real sports. Limme clue you, athletes don't use motors.

Nope, they don't use motors, they use steroids.

Nope, they don't use motors, they use steroids. :roll: Cycling is the most tested sport today, even a positive for a masking agent will get you suspended.

I was referring to atheletes in general, not focusing on cyclists. And why are the rules so strict in cycling? Because about 80% of them at least WERE using it?
These days it's people like Barry Bonds, etc.

I started this to talk about NASCAR....

But NASCAR is BORING, so we jacked your thread.

uhmm but everything else is BORING

Yeah whatever, back to interesting subjectsI was referring to atheletes in general, not focusing on cyclists. And why are the rules so strict in cycling? Because about 80% of them at least WERE using it?
These days it's people like Barry Bonds, etc. Yeah cycling had a string of well publicized abuses, but they cracked down, hard. Not like, say baseball, which just kind of shrugs and looks the other way.



BTW, anybody like that new Lance Armstrong Nike commercial, the one where the little kid in the football helmet comes up on his wheel in the end? I love it! You have to be a cyclist to understand the significance of that image of the little kids 20 inch wheel latching on behind Lance's Trek. Cyclists draft just like NASCAR racers, you can hold somebody's wheel and work up to 30% less. If you can latch onto someone you basically make them your bitch, so you do everything in your power if your the guy in front to shake 'em loose. Thats why I love those last few seconds of that commercial, that little kid is punking a five time Tour winner.