Theological Questions Answered by the Son o'God.
CannibalChrist
20-06-2004, 05:57
ask any questions you care to, about religion, reality, politics, anything in this wide world of mine, and i will answer...
as long as it amuses me, and its doesn't involve any alleged spelling or grammatical errors, by yours truly, the perfect and only begotten son of yahweh.
does all your base really belong to us?
what? you won't enlighten me? *pouts*
Tremalkier
20-06-2004, 06:11
Why do monkeys not grow beards?
I've seen pictures of monkeys in my day with slight facial hair.. that is.. hair that looks substantially different on their faces than the rest of their bodies...
CannibalChrist
20-06-2004, 06:13
does all your base really belong to us?
no, no, only most.... so no need to make your time yet, there is still a chance to survive...
does all your base really belong to us?
no, no, only most.... so no need to make your time yet, there is still a chance to survive...
but someone set us up the bomb! :shock: *waves hand and tries to forget what she said*
*folds hands into a namaste*
thank you kind sir for your wise words...
*exits thread*
CannibalChrist
20-06-2004, 06:15
Why do monkeys not grow beards?
because they were bad, long ago
CannibalChrist
20-06-2004, 06:17
I've seen pictures of monkeys in my day with slight facial hair.. that is.. hair that looks substantially different on their faces than the rest of their bodies...
those are very very good monkeys, essentually saint monkeys. if you notice those bearded monkeys almost never throw feces at people unless severely provoked.