Sonic verses Mario
Nepharious Philosopher
20-06-2004, 05:48
People are probably sick of hearing this but...
If Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario (the plumber) went into a celebrity death match...
...WHO WOULD WIN?
Personaly, I think Sonic would own Mario. But you have your own opion...just leave a reason why.
My reason: Sonic is fast, athletic, young, cool, and saves the world. Mario is old, fat, plumber (unintelegent), and settles for saving the princess.
Contest? What contest?
...but alas, some of you probably disagree...
Cuneo Island
20-06-2004, 05:49
They are both losers.
Jordaxia
20-06-2004, 05:51
I think it's relative too. I mean, you got sonic, facing off the evil Dr Robotnik, who builds death stars. Then you got bowser, who breaths fire, and kidnaps the princess. Sonic every time.
mario!!
with your same reasons.
Mario's just too cool to be messed with, you know? No one can beat those awesome red overalls. In your words...
Mario is old, fat, plumber (unintelegent), and settles for saving the world.
Settles, as in, wants to go for more, but decides to downsize... "ahh, no galaxy saving? I guess I'll just save the world tonight... sigh.."
And just because he's a plumber doesn't mean he's unintelligent.
He's funky, he's original, he's your unlikely superhero.
Mario owns all of you.
New Foxxinnia
20-06-2004, 06:17
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Sonic&q2=Mario&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
Sonic, hands down
Mario's enemy: Giant dinosaur
Sonic's enemy: Hundreds of robots, and Robonik.
Mario's average level: grass, cliffs here n there, giant flag-pole
Sonic's Average Level: CLIFFS! Loops! Dead-ends! Enemies shooting out from nowhere!!!!!!111
Mario's Romance: Consists of a princess that he attempts to save, but the princess always HAPPENS to be in a different castle. Hmmm.....hmm!
Sonic's Romance: 12 yr old passing off as a sophomore (Quagmire references anyone?) trying to get Sonic to go out on a date. See, Sonic doesn't run around trying to save his girl. Nah, Sonic p*mps...
Mario's political affiliation: Communism (He wears red, and his moutstache is exactly like Stalin's!)
Sonic's political affiliation: None. He'd rather save the world than cause the world to be in danger.
Nuff said
You guys are all nuts!
Mario is the king of video games. Sure, Sonic can run pretty fast in both of his TWO dimensions, but Mario outjumps him every time. Also, add in that third dimension, and you get 1st party Nintendo gold. Sonic's 3D "adventures" have been, well, less impressive.
Anyway, Mario lives in a tripped out druggy happyland. Sonic lives in a cold, robotic world. Bowser is a freakin' giant MONSTERSAURUS REX!! Robotnik is just some fat old frustrated engineer.
Also, why isn't this a poll?
Sonic has a form rivaled only to the Super-Saiyan! It's called...omigosh...Super-Sonic!
DBZ for all you sheltered folk....
Frogpond
20-06-2004, 07:06
Sonic has a form rivaled only to the Super-Saiyan! It's called...omigosh...Super-Sonic!
DBZ for all you sheltered folk....
Haha... actually in Sonic 1, the japanese manual calls Super Sonic by another name... Super-Saiyajin Sonic.
Robotnik is just some fat old frustrated engineer.
Umm...dude.
Robotnik has built over 1,000+ robots
Robotnik has nearly taken over the world 5 times
Robotnik has built deathstars...literally
Bowser...just...has rocky castles.
I don't think Mario ever went into orbit to save the Earth!
Superpower07
20-06-2004, 17:16
Robotnik has built over 1,000+ robots
Meh. Robotnik's technology doesnt hold a candle to a Mobile Suit.
Robotnik has built deathstars...literally
They're not as good as the originals (from Star Wars)
Plus Robotnik sounds like a crappy Russian name. If Mario's commie shouldnt he be allied with him (btw I have also proven Superman to be commie)
Fluffywuffy
20-06-2004, 17:30
Mario? Sonic? Are you on drugs? Mario fights hordes of turtles, while Sonic fights a horde of robots of quality comparable to that of Eastern Bloc cars....*door rips off as you open it*...not stellar performance by either of them.
Sonic can run fast and transform into this gold uber form of him. Mario can jump high and shoot fire (with one of those flower things).
Sonic has a(n) annoying sidekick(s). Mario has a(n) annoying sidekick(s).
Mario is red. Sonic is blue.
They are both from Japanese companies.
Personally, I think a well placed rock would kill them both. Add in someone cool. Like Homstar, or Strongbad. The Cheat pwns all!
I remember reading this site that said Mario was communist. :lol:
-----------------------------------------
R j00 b45h|n9 m3j3 6r4mm4r, ph45c|57?
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg
Dragonari
20-06-2004, 17:45
Mario of course. He's a plumber. All plumbers have their secret weapon, "The buttcrack of Death". One look at it and Sonic will beg for a mercifull death. :twisted:
Petsburg
20-06-2004, 17:52
Sonic.
Can Mario spin at mega-fast speads? :twisted:
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Sonic&q2=Mario&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Mario&q2=Evil&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
Nepharious Philosopher
20-06-2004, 20:06
Actually, if Mario IS a communist, then Sonic is 100% American. The commies are always represented by red, right? Sonic is BLUE!
Thus, it is unamerican to think Mario could beat him.
well then I guess I'm a pinko coma basurted because Mario can kick the shit out of Sonic.
Meshuggahn
20-06-2004, 20:32
It depends on the situation. In marioland or wherever the crap mario is from the he would win cause he could get mushrooms and flowers and stars and turtle shells and stuff, but if those were not available then sonic would probly whoop his behind.
You guys are all nuts!
Mario is the king of video games. Sure, Sonic can run pretty fast in both of his TWO dimensions, but Mario outjumps him every time. Also, add in that third dimension, and you get 1st party Nintendo gold. Sonic's 3D "adventures" have been, well, less impressive.
Anyway, Mario lives in a tripped out druggy happyland. Sonic lives in a cold, robotic world. Bowser is a freakin' giant MONSTERSAURUS REX!! Robotnik is just some fat old frustrated engineer.
I concur.
Nepharious Philosopher
20-06-2004, 22:39
Okay...
Lets assume that sonic and mario, both in their respective normal forms (ringless sonic, tiny mario) in a battle arena that is flat and stretches endlessly. There are no hazards, no powerups. Only one hit could take out ether one...who do you think would win?
Sonic, all the way. Mario cannot do squat in his tiny form, but Sonic alwasy has speed and his razor-sharp quills!
Game over!
Tuesday Heights
21-06-2004, 04:37
Mario; he always wins.