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Who hates cats?

Jhenova
20-06-2004, 04:41
Does anyone hear hate cats? Sure you pet them once in awhile, purr purr but then you call down the thunder of god apon them for whatever they do wrong, like piss all over your clothes instead of the litter box or something else piss related. In your anger you may jus throw a pillow at them, or maybe a brick, but let me be the first in this thread to say...

I Hate My Cat.

any stories anyone ?
The Atheists Reality
20-06-2004, 04:43
and i hate you :D
Japaica
20-06-2004, 04:44
and i hate you :D

Ooooh, he got told. :D

BTW, AR, I'm not the person who talked in portugese. That was my friend.
Jhenova
20-06-2004, 04:46
hey, reality....................kiss my ass
The Atheists Reality
20-06-2004, 04:48
and i hate you :D

Ooooh, he got told. :D

BTW, AR, I'm not the person who talked in portugese. That was my friend.

myrth did an ip check.......you ARE the portugese poster
Japaica
20-06-2004, 04:52
and i hate you :D

Ooooh, he got told. :D

BTW, AR, I'm not the person who talked in portugese. That was my friend.

myrth did an ip check.......you ARE the portugese poster

I was at his house. Now i'm at my house. Myrth can do an IP check now.
imported_Terra Matsu
20-06-2004, 04:54
Myrth is asleep.

And I love cats, how dare ye!
Maiden Rock
20-06-2004, 04:59
Um...this is a mildly entertaining story...but don't get me wrong: I love cats...

So back a few months ago, I had this girlfriend. At her house, there was this poster of a kidney in her room...like a human kidney!!! Weird, eh? So, poking each other's kidney's was this sort of thing we had!

Anyway, we'd go to my house, and be making out on my bed, but the weird thing was, my cat (Salem) who was really fat, and lazy, would jump on the bed, and sit in the middle and not budge. So what did we do? We'd "poke her kidney's" of course...we never did any harm, it was all in jest...

Well, I broke up with the girl...but the cat got sick...We took her to the vet and the next day we had to put her down. It was really sad. But here's the kicker:

Salem (the cat) died of KIDNEY FAILURE!!!

Very ironic, don't you think?
Fluffywuffy
20-06-2004, 05:01
Japaica, please kindly help us 'assist' your friend in suicide, he is QUITE annoying. :wink:

Anyways, cats are all rights, I like dogs better,
Japaica
20-06-2004, 05:01
Dogs all the way!!!! Dogs are more playful and show their love and affection a lot more willingly than cats. Also, they are more fun. :D
Japaica
20-06-2004, 05:02
Japaica, please kindly help us 'assist' your friend in suicide, he is QUITE annoying. :wink:

Anyways, cats are all rights, I like dogs better, :D
Andolai
20-06-2004, 05:02
I like cats, but I don't think that my pet rat would get along with one any too well.
Yallak
20-06-2004, 05:02
pick me pick me, I HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Japaica
20-06-2004, 05:02
Japaica, please kindly help us 'assist' your friend in suicide, he is QUITE annoying. :wink:

Anyways, cats are all rights, I like dogs better, :D
Bltzlfsk
20-06-2004, 05:26
http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/35/35432/folders/17752/469145catcarrier.jpg
Sgod Tnatum
20-06-2004, 05:28
and i hate you :D

You hate everyone :roll:
Valderixia
20-06-2004, 05:32
Yeah, here's a reason why dog's are lesser than cats:

Today, I was playing at this graduation party for a friend ( I play bass guitar). While we were playing, one of the guy's dog's came over and PISSED ON THE EXTENSION CORD THAT WAS POWERING THE WHOLE BAND!!! No lie...That really sucked...Could have killed us all too!!!

Damn dog...


By the way...Bltzlfsk, I like the cat carrier...even if it's less than humane!
Mutant Dogs
20-06-2004, 05:36
Dogs RULE!
imported_Terra Matsu
20-06-2004, 05:41
Dogs RULE!In your mind, mebbe.
THE LOST PLANET
20-06-2004, 05:42
Does anyone hear hate cats? Sure you pet them once in awhile, purr purr but then you call down the thunder of god apon them for whatever they do wrong, like piss all over your clothes instead of the litter box or something else piss related. In your anger you may jus throw a pillow at them, or maybe a brick, but let me be the first in this thread to say...

I Hate My Cat.

any stories anyone ?Uh, if you hate cats, why do you own one?

Fess up, you're like the rest of us cat owners, it's really a love/hate relationship with the cat, probably slightly skewwed in favor of the love or you wouldn't be feeding the thing in the first place.
Avia
20-06-2004, 05:44
I'm a cat lover. Then again, my cats are outdoor cats... I choose to see them when I want.
But they certainly are loooovely.

See, a dog mauled me when I was 8... not good memories. I'm lucky though, everyone thought it would be disfiguring, but I healed well... so no one even knows I was mauled, except for a few.
Tore all the skin off my right cheek, cut the flesh right under my left eye (I'm lucky it wasn't about four centimeters higher or I'd be partially blind) to the bone.
But its all good now... just emotional scarring against dogs.

=^..^=
Sgod Tnatum
20-06-2004, 05:44
Dogs RULE!In your mind, mebbe.

Dude :roll:
Andolai
20-06-2004, 06:17
I'm a cat lover. Then again, my cats are outdoor cats... I choose to see them when I want

Snort. You're sure it's not when they want to see you? I know cats.
Avia
20-06-2004, 06:37
I'm a cat lover. Then again, my cats are outdoor cats... I choose to see them when I want

Snort. You're sure it's not when they want to see you? I know cats.

actually you're kind of right... they're pretty good at getting my attention. its not hard. haha.
i think it works both ways... but at least they don't get my stuff all catty
Pax Salam
20-06-2004, 06:46
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Andolai
20-06-2004, 06:47
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
That's a good one! Is it original with you, or a quote?
Pax Salam
20-06-2004, 07:19
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
That's a good one! Is it original with you, or a quote?

It's from that pet therapist on the radio...forgot her name.
THE LOST PLANET
20-06-2004, 07:36
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
That's a good one! Is it original with you, or a quote?

It's from that pet therapist on the radio...forgot her name.Dog logic, "He feeds me, he must be God."
Cat logic, "He feeds me, I must be God."
Colodia
20-06-2004, 07:49
Cats are similar to me in everyway...

Pissing on those whom they receive no love from
Loving those that they do
Raping the furniture of those who hate them
Respecting the furniture of those who love em
Sleeping peacefully with those who hate dogs as much as they do
Raping the dog of a dog-lover


Okay....no wait. Me and cats have nothing in common with the last two sentences! Okay...and maybe the raping the furniture part isn't totally true with me...

Cats are awesome. Simple as that

*sets this thread on FIRE!*