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All join the great nation of Valcury...

We will spread like the weeds we all know we can be.

And take to the streets and rape and loot all that we can, for as long as we can....

Don't wait join our effort for Evil across the world............

Move to Valcury and

Bow before me and wait for my gaze........

Valcur :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

No.

I folow no one,prepare to die
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Valcury, you are but puny in comparison to our mighty nation. It is you who should join the great and powerful ARSENIC ISLAND in 'Worlds END'.

All out siders will perish!

:evil: :x :twisted:

I pass gas in both your general directions.

All join the great nation of Valcury...

We will spread like the weeds we all know we can be.

And take to the streets and rape and loot all that we can, for as long as we can....

Don't wait join our effort for Evil across the world............

Move to Valcury and

Bow before me and wait for my gaze........

Valcur :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Grows weary of such nOOb threats that carry no merit.

All you people are noobs ('cept Tapee). Sit down. This isn't the forum for this kind of crap anyway.

Dontgonearthereism is better.

:tantrum:

RAEM - SHUT IT!!

:twisted:

If you don't like the forum, go sulk elsewhere.

RAEM - SHUT IT!!

If you don't like the forum, go sulk elsewhere.

Ahem, in the spirit of Joe Cartoon, I'd like to say,

"bite me."

Dontgonearthereism is my new religious/political system. Its a simple form of Democracy.
One man, one vote.
Im the man, I get the vote.
The party rules are simple:
-You vote for me, I dont care if you dont like my ideas, you vote for me.
-Once elected I will kill everybody in the US except for the members of my party with blue hair and blond eyes. Sorry, but we all have to make sacrifices.
-The dead will then be used to construct a massive corpse-pillar, this will serve no real purpose, except possibly to keep people out of my damn country.
-After the corpse-pillar is finished I will raise income tax to %150, you will pay this or I will take your internal organs away until you do.
-Once I have enough money I will begin a breeding program to create the ultimate penguin-rat, this will then be unleashed on the world, causing devastation as people are toboganned down by evil-bird-rats.
-After my world empire is set up all the money in the world will be transfered to me, I will then deal it out as I see fit, if your nice, you might get some, but I doubt it.
-While Im at it I will do a frontal lobotomy on everybody except my personal staff of bikini-chicks and evil Asian midgets with metal hats, as well as anybody else I see fit to spare.
-Once this is finished all of the worlds oxygen will be used to fuel a massive bonfire in celebration of my victory.
-Oh yes, and everybody will worship the god P'tang'Ptang, a three foot tall talking salamander.
Applications for vice-president, secretary of state, General of the Army and chief penguin-rat breeder are currently being accepted.

BOW DOWN OR FACE OUR WRATH!!!!

Followers of the Path:
Dontgonearthere- Supream leader for life of the Peoples Dontgonearthereist movement for a Better Govornment, may the light never fail to shine upon his face, Lord of Earth and Sky and possibly a few other places, the All Knowing, All Seeing, All Doing god of the Party.

Berkylvania- the simple yet brave waif waving the flag of your glorious new republic from the top of the barricade when the revolution comes

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Dontgonearthereism is my new religious/political system. Its a simple form of Democracy.
One man, one vote.
Im the man, I get the vote.
The party rules are simple:
-You vote for me, I dont care if you dont like my ideas, you vote for me.
-Once elected I will kill everybody in the US except for the members of my party with blue hair and blond eyes. Sorry, but we all have to make sacrifices.
-The dead will then be used to construct a massive corpse-pillar, this will serve no real purpose, except possibly to keep people out of my damn country.
-After the corpse-pillar is finished I will raise income tax to %150, you will pay this or I will take your internal organs away until you do.
-Once I have enough money I will begin a breeding program to create the ultimate penguin-rat, this will then be unleashed on the world, causing devastation as people are toboganned down by evil-bird-rats.
-After my world empire is set up all the money in the world will be transfered to me, I will then deal it out as I see fit, if your nice, you might get some, but I doubt it.
-While Im at it I will do a frontal lobotomy on everybody except my personal staff of bikini-chicks and evil Asian midgets with metal hats, as well as anybody else I see fit to spare.
-Once this is finished all of the worlds oxygen will be used to fuel a massive bonfire in celebration of my victory.
-Oh yes, and everybody will worship the god P'tang'Ptang, a three foot tall talking salamander.
Applications for vice-president, secretary of state, General of the Army and chief penguin-rat breeder are currently being accepted.

BOW DOWN OR FACE OUR WRATH!!!!

Followers of the Path:
Dontgonearthere- Supream leader for life of the Peoples Dontgonearthereist movement for a Better Govornment, may the light never fail to shine upon his face, Lord of Earth and Sky and possibly a few other places, the All Knowing, All Seeing, All Doing god of the Party.

Berkylvania- the simple yet brave waif waving the flag of your glorious new republic from the top of the barricade when the revolution comes

Judging from the amount of posts you've made, I do believe you may need to get a life!!!

Is this guy for real

hmmm comparing populations... comparing economies....

Interesting.

hmmm comparing populations... comparing economies....

Interesting.

Oh dear! Now that put me in my place. Not! :twisted:

PENGUIN RATS WILL CONSUME YOUR INNARDS!

hmmm comparing populations... comparing economies....

Interesting.

Oh dear! Now that put me in my place. Not! :twisted:

So what are you going to do? What could you do?

hmm...I'd come for the rape...but everything else has been done before
^_^

hmmm comparing populations... comparing economies....

Interesting.

Oh dear! Now that put me in my place. Not! :twisted:

So what are you going to do? What could you do?

Was an impending action on my part stated? I think not. I sense certain paranoia, Mr. Monkeypimp.

PENGUIN RATS WILL CONSUME YOUR INNARDS!

:?: My case is rested.

hmmm comparing populations... comparing economies....

Interesting.

Oh dear! Now that put me in my place. Not! :twisted:

So what are you going to do? What could you do?

Was an impending action on my part stated? I think not. I sense certain paranoia, Mr. Monkeypimp.

Yeah, I'm really paranoid about you :roll: I really don't give a flying fuck who you are or what you're doing. How could I be paranoid?

hmmm comparing populations... comparing economies....

Interesting.

Oh dear! Now that put me in my place. Not! :twisted:

So what are you going to do? What could you do?

Was an impending action on my part stated? I think not. I sense certain paranoia, Mr. Monkeypimp.

Yeah, I'm really paranoid about you :roll: I really don't give a flying f--- who you are or what you're doing. How could I be paranoid?

Hey! This is looking quite pretty now! It's like 2 mirrors face to face. :lol:

Oh dear. It appears Mr. Monkeypimp is becoming irate. You clearly do give a flying f---, or you wouldn't have lowered your excuse for a reply into the gutter.

Oh dear. It appears Mr. Monkeypimp is becoming irate. You clearly do give a flying f---, or you wouldn't have lowered your excuse for a reply into the gutter.

Making blatent assumptions in an attempt to properly piss me off is completely pointless. Trying to make a name for yourself? keep trying. I really don't care. This obviously means a lot to you, so feel free to go and tell everyone about how I gave up because I really, really can't be assed. Hurrah. Feel special. You'll be gone after a short while regardless, so hey, live it up. If you actually want to RP btw, this is the wrong forum. Rping blows. Have fun on NS, I can see your popularity will soar. Gawd I must be falling asleep because I'm rambling again..

Oh dear. It appears Mr. Monkeypimp is becoming irate. You clearly do give a flying f---, or you wouldn't have lowered your excuse for a reply into the gutter.

Making blatent assumptions in an attempt to properly piss me off is completely pointless. Trying to make a name for yourself? keep trying. I really don't care. This obviously means a lot to you, so feel free to go and tell everyone about how I gave up because I really, really can't be assed. Hurrah. Feel special. You'll be gone after a short while regardless, so hey, live it up. If you actually want to RP btw, this is the wrong forum. Rping blows. Have fun on NS, I can see your popularity will soar. Gawd I must be falling asleep because I'm rambling again..

Now you didn't have to go and spoil the pretty pattern!

You are soooooooo boring me! I'm off to converse with someone more worthy.

Still....I may return :twisted: