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What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Well son, its a little thing called being born that makes them the physcotic bitches they are, sure there are a few of them that arnt evil...its kinda like star wars, the evil ones outnumber the great ones and the Jedi ones are so rare, they are magical and the Sith ones are so evil, they make you cry infront of your parents....ahh....that is just my theory though now i gotta go before my girlfriend beats the SHIT outa me for writing this, she has a camara watching me :-/ :cry:

GOD HELP ME!

He was talking about me. Yes I'm an evil girl. I'll kick a guy if he pisses me off.

My girlfriend gives even me a brisk jab to the testicles if I piss her off. I call it rough love.

My girlfriend gives even me a brisk jab to the testicles if I piss her off. I call it rough love.

Yeah my girl does the same dude. That's what it is, rough love.

I'd have to agree..I'm a girl and I often hurt my male friends..lol
but only because I care..

I'd have to agree..I'm a girl and I often hurt my male friends..lol
but only because I care..

Seriously. So if a girl hits me there it sometimes means she cares. Tight. In that case you can hit me in the nuts, I won't totally mind.

Yeah seriously... have you never noticed.. when girls 'play fight' or something like that it's their way of flirting...

For some reason it's true.. I'm a girl and I can't even quite understand why we do...

Yeah seriously... have you never noticed.. when girls 'play fight' or something like that it's their way of flirting...

For some reason it's true.. I'm a girl and I can't even quite understand why we do...

So about how many guys have you kicked? I'm Cuneo's girl by the way.

I plead guilty to 269. My friends and I started counting in 2nd grade. We went to a bad inner city school and we had to kick a lot of guys.

I kick Cuneo playing sometimes.

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Thanks dude, I'll keep my eye out for her.

Oh yeah, when a girl does it to you its cute, or sweet, or funny, but when you do it back suddenly you're "way outa line". :roll:

F---ing double standards

Oh yeah, when a girl does it to you its cute, or sweet, or funny, but when you do it back suddenly you're "way outa line". :roll:

F---ing double standards

But you can slap our asses without getting in trouble.

I dont know actually, i've lost count.... they get used to it though..

Yeh, lads also often take the direction to tickle you too...

I dont know actually, i've lost count.... they get used to it though..

Yeh, lads also often take the direction to tickle you too...

Keep kicking a lot like me.

Oh yeah, when a girl does it to you its cute, or sweet, or funny, but when you do it back suddenly you're "way outa line". :roll:

F---ing double standards

But you can slap our asses without getting in trouble.We can?

*takes note*

See..this is a valueable learning experience for the lads! Yeh I tend to just retaliate in some way, usually ending with them in pain some how..

See..this is a valueable learning experience for the lads! Yeh I tend to just retaliate in some way, usually ending with them in pain some how..

How old are you? And do you have nice legs?

I find it hurts most from girls in their 20's with nice legs.

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

so don't piss her off

Well I just so happen to have Great legs.. and Im 19,so it's close enough

Well I just so happen to have Great legs.. and Im 19,so it's close enough


*Takes note not to piss off Britaini.*

So you could hurt me real bad, right?

If provoked then yes..
...not that I would of course..

I prefer a love kick, not a provoked pissed off kick. And I don't plan to piss you off.

Thanks, I'm glad you don't want to piss me off... and if I did ever kick you, it'll only be because I cared..

Interesting.

:roll: Who kicks a guy there because she likes him? Who came up with THAT?
Nah. The only reason I would kick a guy there is if they deserved it. But then I kick them hard...very hard.

:roll: Who kicks a guy there because she likes him? Who came up with THAT?
Nah. The only reason I would kick a guy there is if they deserved it. But then I kick them hard...very hard.

Girls who can defend themselves are a turn on.

No,I didn't mean that girls kick a guy in the balls because she likes him..I said girls 'play fight'..there's a difference... it's somewhat less aggressive..

..however, it would be interesting to see what happened if you did kick a guy there because you liked him

All girls are evil :evil:

Well they do say that there is a fine line between love and hate. One swift kick would be one way to find out if that's true. :D

Well...every once and a while you'll come across a girl who is well practiced in the stabbing arts but on the whole we are n...oh what the H&ll...We're all evil. Yeah for killing men for their money! :twisted:

Well...every once and a while you'll come across a girl who is well practiced in the stabbing arts but on the whole we are n...oh what the H&ll...We're all evil. Yeah for killing men for their money! :twisted:

:shock: don't :shock: kill :shock: me :shock:

Well...every once and a while you'll come across a girl who is well practiced in the stabbing arts but on the whole we are n...oh what the H&ll...We're all evil. Yeah for killing men for their money! :twisted:

:shock: don't :shock: kill :shock: me :shock:

There would be no way to get a hold of your money...at the moment.

Yeah, we could try and deny it but there's no point..
..and if we did kill you for you're money, if you think back, we only harm people because we care..

My girlfriend gives even me a brisk jab to the testicles if I piss her off. I call it rough love.

Yeah my girl does the same dude. That's what it is, rough love.

No. What it is is domestic violence.

Really, what makes an evil women is a love of murder, mayhem and destruction. Or even great greed. Although just the swift kick will do it.

My girlfriend gives even me a brisk jab to the testicles if I piss her off. I call it rough love.

Yeah my girl does the same dude. That's what it is, rough love.

No. What it is is domestic violence.

No, it's legal torture.

That too...
..but like I said, when we flirt we like to 'play fight' (not as aggressive as killing or kicking in the balls..)

..thats what the phsychologists say any way...

Legal torture is when a girl kicks you in the balls and then steps on them when you fall over. That happened to me in 3rd grade.

oo,that was slightly harsh..why did she do that?

oo,that was slightly harsh..why did she do that?

Well her friend had a crush on me and I wasn't interested, I was a clueless third grade boy. So I told her to quote "piss off you goody good."

She went to her friend on the soccer field where we all hung out. Her friend walks over and kicks me in the balls.

Then I'm just like, "Ow, what the hell Natasha, if you were a boy I'd-" I was stopped by her voice.

She said, "Well you are a boy, and I can do this." Then she stepped on my nuts.

wow... well there you go!

often hard to distinguish between the whole 'love/hate' pain thing.. but one way you can tell, is that often it hurts less if they like you...

We girls can do nice things with our feet and a guys crotch, or we can do really mean things.

No. Legal torture is when two or more human people who are adults engage in a mutually consentual sadomasochistic activity. If a recipient of the torture requests or demands that it stop then it must stop or it ceases to be legal, unless the participants have agreed upon a safe word, a word that by this agreement means "stop" but which does not normally, and which is unlikely to slip out by accident in the heat of passion, and unless that word was not used by the recipient of the torture.

But since people, of either gender, can be evil, it is always a good idea to have all slave contracts, including safe words, in writing and signed, and to have video records of all activities :twisted:

Obviously the assisted suicide movement is not advanced enough yet to cover consentual snuff, so homicide is not a legal option. To what extent such charges as "assault causing serious bodily injury" could be applied if everything was consentual is beyond my area of knowledge. Since I am such a sweety and all :)



- Master Druthulhu
Evil Girls Welcomed

You put quite alot of thought into that didnt you....!?
Always good..

I put a lot of thought into most things, Britaini.

We girls can do nice things with our feet and a guys crotch, or we can do really mean things.

*Bows* :shock:

I put a lot of thought into most things, Britaini.

I put a lot of thought into before I kick a guy.

I've only kicked a guy in the 'nads once, but only because I didn't think he should be allowed to procreate. Ever.

Else, I could never do that to a guy. It seems too cruel.

Male: *whistles as Female walks by*
Female: *slaps, leaving cuts from nails*
Male: Thought you would enjoy a little appreciation.
Female: *punches in gut*
Male: So you wanna come to my place later?
Female: *kicks in genatils*
Male: I'm a little young for that... *faints*

That about right?

More or less...

I actually like a little appreciation... depending on how the guy shows it..

oo,that was slightly harsh..why did she do that?

Well her friend had a crush on me and I wasn't interested, I was a clueless third grade boy. So I told her to quote "piss off you goody good."

She went to her friend on the soccer field where we all hung out. Her friend walks over and kicks me in the balls.

Then I'm just like, "Ow, what the hell Natasha, if you were a boy I'd-" I was stopped by her voice.

She said, "Well you are a boy, and I can do this." Then she stepped on my nuts.

It's for girls like that why the bitchslap was invented :twisted:

oo,that was slightly harsh..why did she do that?

Well her friend had a crush on me and I wasn't interested, I was a clueless third grade boy. So I told her to quote "piss off you goody good."

She went to her friend on the soccer field where we all hung out. Her friend walks over and kicks me in the balls.

Then I'm just like, "Ow, what the hell Natasha, if you were a boy I'd-" I was stopped by her voice.

She said, "Well you are a boy, and I can do this." Then she stepped on my nuts.

It's for girls like that why the bitchslap was invented :twisted:

Maybe something along the lines of...

Male: Hey, (Female's name)!
Female: Yeah?
Male: Did you (Irrelevent subject)?
Female: (Appropriate response).
Male: Oh, OK. Umm...
Female: Yeah?
Male: You want to hang out later?
Female: Depends on why.
Male: Because I think your nice, and you look good too.
Female: *punches in ribs* Sure. Where and when?
Male: Main doors after school?
Female: Sure. Seeya then.

perfect..

sorry for the double post.

not a problem..

Heh heh...

I know about evility...

I've got horror stories (new one in today :D ! This one is really funny, because...AH HAHAHA!) that could make a man's testicles want to drop off and run away!

Im intrigued..

Heh heh...

I know about evility...

I've got horror stories (new one in today :D ! This one is really funny, because...AH HAHAHA!) that could make a man's testicles want to drop off and run away!

Personifying male body parts, quite crazy.

Im intrigued..

You should be!

Okay, blind date with a girl that a friend set me up with...

She's can be kinda wild sometimes, and once went streaking through the Katholik skool's I go to wearing nothing but a helmet and a bible :lol:. (No, I don't have pics all you pervs out there) anyway, we decide that we're going to catch a movie. We decide to see that one snuff film about Jesus, what's it called again... Oh yeah, "The Passion." However, she went to see it with some friends the day before, and apparently found some religion. So I show up the next day at the dollar theater wearing classy clothes for this type of movie, you know, a shirt that says "Jesus Raves," jeans, and steel toed boots (It's so crowded at our school you need these). SHE'S dressed like she's going to church, takes one look at my attire, and whack me in the eye with a rosary! Now THAT'S not christianlike! She tells me that the movie really "moved" her, that she "Found Christ in a movie theater." Wrong time to ask her what Christ was doing in a theater that also showed porn. She says until I act more like christ, she will have nothing to do with me.

Oh, well, I didn't know her to well, but if she's that easily influenced by what she sees in the movie theater, I don't want to go out with her.

Ahhhh, good times.

Oooooh, I'd say that girl is a no.

Now I just need to figure out how to manipulate their minds toward each of the bases. Nothing illegal, though.

I've gotten pretty close to perfecting the art of slamming my legs closed and swinging my arm down and under their knee, which 90% of the time results in the girl finding herself two feet off of the ground.

Or once on her head. :oops:

I accidentally kneed this guy in the crotch twice in a row...
He thinks that I hate him now. And he kind of ran away when I tried to say sorry.

i believe the word "ow" comes to mind.

Gee, no wonder this thread is about 'evil girls.' I am assuming of course that the guys who have been hit did nothing to deserve it. If a guy was known for beating up girls, then it's only fair that he is beaten up by the girls. However, if a guy was trying to help the girls out, and they turned on him, it's not really fair, is it?

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Nooo...see guys, the main thing that pisses me off about girls, is that when they come to us guys with a problem and they're crying and upset and moaning about something, and we find a way to solve the problem, they get upset...see males are born problem solvers where as girls want someone who will listen to their problems and not help them, and yet they run to us for help but get mad when we help them......sigh....i'm speaking from experience

I suppose my main beef with women has been how they are completely oblivious when it comes to realizing who they are dating. Most of the women I've known have had terrible taste in guys, always picking the ones who are the surest to cheat on them or lie to them. Ladies, chances are, if you are with someone who is a real charmer in public the first time you meet him, he's one of those. The first impression in that case is the worst type of impression, because the guy who immediately starts flirting with you really has just one thing on his mind. If you had the chance to see what they're like when they aren't trying to impress you, you might reconsider just how much they're worth.

Some guys might consider that to be a betrayal of our sex, but I've always been egalitarian at heart, so I don't much care.

I once kneed my ex-hubby in the balls. Sort of not quite accidental, not quite on purpose.

He was trying to teach me how to throw a punch. I just couldn't do it right for him, so I got frustrated. I grabbed his shoulders and intended to demonstrate only, but I said, "would this work in a pinch?".

He admitted that it would.

Of course, anyone could say I owed him one. He's one of two men in my life who has ever punched me as if I were another man. Hence the status of "ex"-husband.

As for him being a man, ergo a born problem solver...not the case. He depended on other people for just about everything. He relied on my paycheck, but made sure to tell me that it was pitiful. I'd offer to keep it...then the row was on.

I solved my problem by divorcing him and returning to the US.

I'm not evil, I just like to dismember people :twisted:

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Nooo...see guys, the main thing that pisses me off about girls, is that when they come to us guys with a problem and they're crying and upset and moaning about something, and we find a way to solve the problem, they get upset...see males are born problem solvers where as girls want someone who will listen to their problems and not help them, and yet they run to us for help but get mad when we help them......sigh....i'm speaking from experience

Men? PROBLEM SOLVERS?!? Since when? Women are far more mature and intelligent then men. Men always come up with a random(and untrue) answers for everything.

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Nooo...see guys, the main thing that pisses me off about girls, is that when they come to us guys with a problem and they're crying and upset and moaning about something, and we find a way to solve the problem, they get upset...see males are born problem solvers where as girls want someone who will listen to their problems and not help them, and yet they run to us for help but get mad when we help them......sigh....i'm speaking from experience

Men? PROBLEM SOLVERS?!? Since when? Women are far more mature and intelligent then men. Men always come up with a random(and untrue) answers for everything.

Yeah, who else would have thought to put cheese in a can?

We're not all that bad.. I may have hit a lad or kicked them what ever but never hit them in the balls purposely...

one time,i was at work and i was wearing slip on shoes.. and I was lifting myself up hanging onto the sides of the counters and swinging my legs back and forth (as you do when you're bored..) and then I swung too hard,my shoe came off and hit the guy I was working with right between the legs...

I was quite impressed it hit actually,wasnt even aiming.. but I was quite sorry

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Nooo...see guys, the main thing that pisses me off about girls, is that when they come to us guys with a problem and they're crying and upset and moaning about something, and we find a way to solve the problem, they get upset...see males are born problem solvers where as girls want someone who will listen to their problems and not help them, and yet they run to us for help but get mad when we help them......sigh....i'm speaking from experience

Men? PROBLEM SOLVERS?!? Since when? Women are far more mature and intelligent then men. Men always come up with a random(and untrue) answers for everything.

I hope you don't call yourself a feminist, because you would be a sexist hypocrite. And also wrong. I dont see any discrepancy in intelligence between the sexes. They both have the same proportion of smart people to idiots.

I've been kicked in the balls thrice...

Once was when I was asked if a girl was fat. I decided to not give a serious answer, as she was a bit chubby. So I just feigned shock and said "Dear god, you've got your own gravitational orbit! I see people on your north slope trying to scale it! An- oh, Jesus Christ on a stick, oh, ow god..." :cry:

After that, she said she was sorry, and it was meant to be a "friendly" kick in the balls :shock:

Since when is a kick in the balls classed as friendly...?!

Hmm,intriguing thought..

What makes a girl evil?

Wow, like 95% of all the girls at my high school are evil bi***es. Sometimes I will swear that my life is like some real-life parallel to some anime like Tenchi (<- EVIL)

They're so ugly yet all the boys swarm over them (prolly coz they're fast and easy). Yet there are a coupla really attractive girls who are really nice people as well. :wink:

Okay yesterday I guy made a whistling noise at my girl or something. She hit him right in the stomach knocking the wind out of him, and then kicked him in the balls.

I'm not evil, I just like to dismember people :twisted:

ACK *cringes*

I didn't know about the 2nd American victim when I wrote that..... sorry.

Since when is a kick in the balls classed as friendly...?!

Hmm,intriguing thought..

I wonder.

Since when is a kick in the balls classed as friendly...?!

Hmm,intriguing thought..

G'damit... I sent that message on the wrong user...

i find that i only retaliate when boys hurt me...so really you are the ones who start the whole thing!!

oh and i agree that boys hurt u when they like u!!

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What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Nooo...see guys, the main thing that pisses me off about girls, is that when they come to us guys with a problem and they're crying and upset and moaning about something, and we find a way to solve the problem, they get upset...see males are born problem solvers where as girls want someone who will listen to their problems and not help them, and yet they run to us for help but get mad when we help them......sigh....i'm speaking from experience

Men? PROBLEM SOLVERS?!? Since when? Women are far more mature and intelligent then men. Men always come up with a random(and untrue) answers for everything.

Do you blame us? If we speak our minds we get our balls knocked in...

i agree with Banhammer...i may b a girl but sum men do av it bad!!

for example...men are froaned upon wen they hurt a girl even if it's for fun!! so overall men and women should play fight all they want but with caution

Heh... and then there's these domestic violence advertisements on tv. They NEVER show a man getting abused... and there's captions like "it's never your fault" (directed at women).

Bleh I'm against domestic violence and assault... but it's the principle damnit.


/rant

ABSOLUTLY!! I'm always saying that in those certain events it's always the men!! i too am against violent behavior but i still stick up for the people (mainly women) who are abused in this way

basically i'm against violence when it's not for a laugh

ABSOLUTLY!! I'm always saying that in those certain events it's always the men!! i too am against violent behavior but i still stick up for the people (mainly women) who are abused in this way

basically i'm against violence when it's not for a laugh
sorry didn't make my position clear enough

it's 1 am and i'm nursing a slight hang over... maybe in the morning.

lol...ok but feel free to drop into smile because no one is due to someone writing something innapropriate when it was only meant to be a 'bar' where we could have fun

What makes a girl evil? In my opinion it's when they solve problems by kicking a guy in the nuts. That sure works though. You gotta watch out for this one girl I've known for ages. She'll kick you if you piss her off.

Nooo...see guys, the main thing that pisses me off about girls, is that when they come to us guys with a problem and they're crying and upset and moaning about something, and we find a way to solve the problem, they get upset...see males are born problem solvers where as girls want someone who will listen to their problems and not help them, and yet they run to us for help but get mad when we help them......sigh....i'm speaking from experience

Men? PROBLEM SOLVERS?!? Since when? Women are far more mature and intelligent then men. Men always come up with a random(and untrue) answers for everything.

Do you blame us? If we speak our minds we get our balls knocked in...

But you gotta admit, us guys deserve it plenty of the time.

i don't think i could ever bring bring myself to kick a guy in his nuts

i don't think i could ever bring bring myself to kick a guy in his nuts

Now this is a different form of a sweet girl.

Yeah Tink it hurts. Janet had to learn it though. I don't blame my girl.

i don't think i could ever bring bring myself to kick a guy in his nuts


Really! I sure could. When they get so annoying.

Okay yesterday I guy made a whistling noise at my girl or something. She hit him right in the stomach knocking the wind out of him, and then kicked him in the balls.

i dont get girls like that at all. The guy is having a bit of fun for that she reduces him to a wreck on the floor in a huge amount of pain. Seems way out of proportion to me.

Okay yesterday I guy made a whistling noise at my girl or something. She hit him right in the stomach knocking the wind out of him, and then kicked him in the balls.

i dont get girls like that at all. The guy is having a bit of fun for that she reduces him to a wreck on the floor in a huge amount of pain. Seems way out of proportion to me.


Yeah she did cause him a lot of pain.

But she's a human being you know. She shouldn't be treated like that. Not that he should be hit in the balls and the stomach, but she shouldn't have to deal with him anyway.

because i've been told that it hurts loads...i will only kick a lad in the nuts in self defence...so u wudn't want to sneak up on me at night...trust me!!

Cuneo Island wrote:
Okay yesterday I guy made a whistling noise at my girl or something. She hit him right in the stomach knocking the wind out of him, and then kicked him in the balls.


i dont get girls like that at all. The guy is having a bit of fun for that she reduces him to a wreck on the floor in a huge amount of pain. Seems way out of proportion to me.




Also thats assault!

Therfore that makes her VERY EVIL :O

Who's evil?