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I just wanted you guys to know that if me, you, and three other people were stranded on a desert island and we all went mad from hunger and thrist I would eat the others' flesh and drink their sweet, tasty blood first and save your succulent fatty flesh for last. And instead of killing you by repeatingly striking you on the head with a convientient, blunt object like I would the others I would carefully slit your throat so you wouldn't awake during the night. I would only eat your limbs and save your torso for a float so I could savely padle my way to shore. But I would only do it because I love and care for you.

Thanks for letting us know that Foxxina, we are all sure to avoid being on an island with you now.

Yeah, like there are any deserted islands anywhere even near West Virginia. I've nothing to worry about.

Aw, that is so sweet. Thank you!

Being land locked, and not knowing you, I am not very worried about it.

You'd want to spill as little blood as possible. Lacking a source of sweet water, blood is the next best thing. Loaded with nutrients and quenches thirst, too.

You'd want to spill as little blood as possible. Lacking a source of sweet water, blood is the next best thing. Loaded with nutrients and quenches thirst, too.

I worry about why you know this. Somehow though, I don't see blood replacing Gatorade anytime soon.

You'd want to spill as little blood as possible. Lacking a source of sweet water, blood is the next best thing. Loaded with nutrients and quenches thirst, too.

I worry about why you know this. Somehow though, I don't see blood replacing Gatorade anytime soon.

I know lots of disturbingly morbid things, like how to detach the human arm with nothing more than a quick cut and a twist. Bit of a hobby.

I worry about why you know this. Somehow though, I don't see blood replacing Gatorade anytime soon.

Let's hope not, I love Frost. :D

And Fox, that's only if I don't get to you first.