How many members of the Bush administration are required....
Stephistan
17-06-2004, 22:07
How many members of the Bush administration are required to replace the proverbial light bulb?
Answer: SEVEN:
(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;
(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one Million dollars for a light bulb;
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
New Foxxinnia
17-06-2004, 22:11
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Stephistan
17-06-2004, 22:14
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Ha! Ha! I didn't write it.. My husband sent it to me from another site.. I shall ask him to give the link.. I don't know it. He does. Although, it was funny, but in a creepy kind of real way.. :shock:
Gods Bowels
17-06-2004, 22:17
lol good one steph!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a satirical genius!
You and your scathing sarcasm of Centrist Comedy! I'm surprised you aren't working for the Bush Administration!
And I only had to add one word
New Foxxinnia
17-06-2004, 22:32
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a satirical genius!
You and your scathing sarcasm of Centrist Comedy! I'm surprised you aren't working for the Bush Administration!
And I only had to add one wordNo, you added two. And took away three. So you added negitive one words.
Gauthier
17-06-2004, 22:38
Don't forget the Bush supporters who will inevitably blame Bill Clinton every time the light bulb burns out from now until the end of humanity.
:lol:
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a satirical genius!
You and your scathing sarcasm of Centrist Comedy! I'm surprised you aren't working for the Bush Administration!
And I only had to add one word
wow, two examples of "liberal" wit on one thread...splendid work, Spoff and Steph. i think the fundamental reason i never went conservative is that they simply don't have as good a sense of humor.
How many members of the Bush administration are required to replace the proverbial light bulb?
Answer: SEVEN:
(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;
(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one Million dollars for a light bulb;
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. :lol: thats excellent
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a satirical genius!
You and your scathing sarcasm of Centrist Comedy! I'm surprised you aren't working for the Bush Administration!
And I only had to add one wordNo, you added two. And took away three. So you added negitive one words. :roll: :lol:
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a satirical genius!
You and your scathing sarcasm of Centrist Comedy! I'm surprised you aren't working for the Bush Administration!
And I only had to add one word
wow, two examples of "liberal" wit on one thread...splendid work, Spoff and Steph. i think the fundamental reason i never went conservative is that they simply don't have as good a sense of humor.Welcome back to the fold Bottle
*slaps a "Vote Kerry" sticker on her chest*
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a comic genius! You and your scathing political satire of the Bush Administration! I'm surprised you aren't on Comedy Central!
Wow! I sure haven't heard that one before! You must be a satirical genius!
You and your scathing sarcasm of Centrist Comedy! I'm surprised you aren't working for the Bush Administration!
And I only had to add one word
wow, two examples of "liberal" wit on one thread...splendid work, Spoff and Steph. i think the fundamental reason i never went conservative is that they simply don't have as good a sense of humor.Welcome back to the fold Bottle
*slaps a "Vote Kerry" sticker on her chest*
*shudder* i'll leave it there, just so that nobody can fit a "Vote Bush" sticker in its spot. though i did see the perfect pro-Bush pin the other day: "Bush For President: Why Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?"
Gauthier
17-06-2004, 22:47
Unfree People
17-06-2004, 22:52
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
And the rest of the world to convince him that he is, indeed, screwing the country. Not that it makes any difference :)
Gauthier
17-06-2004, 22:53
*shudder* i'll leave it there, just so that nobody can fit a "Vote Bush" sticker in its spot. though i did see the perfect pro-Bush pin the other day: "Bush For President: Why Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?"
I'd rather vote for Cthulhu. The Big C is a lot more upfront about destroying the country, and he doesn't have to make excuses about Weapons of Mass Destruction because he is a Weapon of Mass Destruction!
:twisted:
the perfect pro-Bush pin the other day: "Bush For President: Why Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?"LOL!!
Yeah, I heard about that joke in the New York Times.
Except the version that the Clinton administration has come up with included one person to blame them for the faulty lightbulb, and another to invade the country supposedly holding a huge stock of lightbulbs.
:lol: