NationStates Jolt Archive


Joke: I liked this one.

Spoffin
17-06-2004, 17:54
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Yes Sir. See you tomorrow."
Al Husaan
17-06-2004, 18:14
Very good. But who is the old man going to be?
Gods Bowels
17-06-2004, 18:31
heheh good one

I saw the end coming because I was also relieved to hear the Marines answer.
Beautifulpeople
17-06-2004, 18:33
imported_Celeborne
17-06-2004, 18:50
It gives me a warm happy feeling just thinking about it.....
Incertonia
17-06-2004, 19:23
lovely lovely lovely
Trotterstan
17-06-2004, 23:28
te he he, I like it
:lol:
Unfree People
17-06-2004, 23:33
LOL, oh that is good. I'll have to email that one to my Dad, though he won't appreciate it properly :lol:
Cold Hard Bitch
17-06-2004, 23:34
Please, That is an old joke that Conservatives made about Clinton.
New Foxxinnia
17-06-2004, 23:35
That one's pretty good.
Fluffywuffy
17-06-2004, 23:35
Meh, I like none of them, they can all step on land mines for all I care :o

It's the same for all parties:

Republican: OMG Bush is teh 1337357 and we r have teh bigger penises!

Democrat: OMG Kerry is teh 1337357, and we r have teh bigger penises!

R: Kerry is teh pansy he r do anti war!

D: Bush is teh pansy he join national gaurd (?)

R: Kerry r look like Lurch from teh Adams Family!

D: Bush r look like teh chimp!

It can go on and on and on and on...
Cold Hard Bitch
17-06-2004, 23:36
Meh, I like none of them, they can all step on land mines for all I care :o

It's the same for all parties:

Republican: OMG Bush is teh 1337357 and we r have teh bigger penises!

Democrat: OMG Kerry is teh 1337357, and we r have teh bigger penises!

R: Kerry is teh pansy he r do anti war!

D: Bush is teh pansy he join national gaurd (?)

R: Kerry r look like Lurch from teh Adams Family!

D: Bush r look like teh chimp!

It can go on and on and on and on...


Now thats funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: